Cocaine Bear - Feb. 24th (TRAILER)

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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  2. Duck70

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    lol dumb. Will watch.
     
  3. HotMic

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  4. TrustyPatches

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    Is that the one guy from the tik toks?
     
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    You guys seen that girl on tiktok that collapsed her whole nose?
     
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  6. laxjoe

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    Yes
     
  7. jokewood

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    Ray Liotta, Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Margo Martindale, and Isiah Whitlock Jr in a comedy thriller about an aggressive bear high on cocaine?

    Yes. Yes, I would like to see that.
     
  8. mb711

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  9. herb.burdette

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    Based on a true story.
     
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  10. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “Inspired by real events”
     
  11. Clown

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    Yes please
     
  12. laxjoe

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    It’s basically a documentary
     
  13. laxjoe

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  14. The Subspace Mariner

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    Honestly looks kinda fun
     
  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh I won’t go to theaters to see it but I will absolutely watch it and enjoy it.
     
  16. Drown ‘Em

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    A bear on cocaine? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT.
     
  17. Joey Freshwater

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    oh I absolutely can’t wait to get stoned and watch a coked out bear
     
  18. NDJOECA

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    Cocaine bear? But enough about West Hollywood, folks.
     
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  19. GrizzliesDrew

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    Thank you!
     
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  20. MLS

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    We watched the trailer and everyone was immediately in, this movie may be like Sharknado level of viral nonsense
     
  21. TC

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    That guy from the Ikea customer service Tik Toks is the man. My spirit animal
     
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  23. Joey Freshwater

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    I mean how do you dislike a movie about a bear on coke?
     
  24. HotMic

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  25. i am a bammer

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    Saw it was made by Elizabeth Banks and that was enough for me.
     
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  26. herb.burdette

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    My son is in 7th grade and been lobbying to see this movie. I think he has the green light from his mom, so it looks like we’re going.

    He asked two friends to go, both weren’t allowed.

    We may be on the concerned 7th grade parents watchlist now for R rated content at sleepovers.
     
  27. broken internet

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    Well, it had to be someone... might as well be you.

    Remember to give out frozen mocktails at the sleepovers, and that'll cement your legacies.
     
  28. spagett

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    I'm concerned that your son's friends are such Melvins that they'd be honest with their parents about what movie they're seeing
     
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Why the hell didn’t they just say they weren’t sure what movie or just say Ant-Man? Kids today and there honesty to their parents.
     
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  30. herb.burdette

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    My wife texted the parents directly, because she still operates like these are play dates among kids who don’t already have their own phones.
     
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  31. spagett

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    Narc shit smdh
     
  32. spagett

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    I didn't expect much, maybe 1 good laugh... it was a tough watch
     
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  33. herb.burdette

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    Packed house, feel good love story.
     
  34. paulski

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    Yeah, I think you've convinced me to give it a miss. Much better movies coming down the turnpike in the next 2 months...
     
  35. spagett

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    Perfect movie to have on in the background while you scroll through twitter or TMB
     
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  36. Homo Erectus

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    Have you tried watching it on cocaine? Maybe that's the missing ingredient
     
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  37. herb.burdette

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    If nothing else, you need to watch, simply to see the bear do a line of coke off of a park ranger’s severed leg.
     
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  38. spagett

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    I don't think anyone has ever watched an entire movie on cocaine
     
  39. Pelican

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    Enjoyed it. 7/10
     
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  40. Saul Shabazz

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    1 of the greatest opening scenes I've seen in decades
     
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  41. Zack Zedalis

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    5 eighth graders watching it right meow in my living room. Wife got the ok from all the moms before they got here minus one. He had to call & get approval before we started or he was headed back home. Can hear them cracking up so it must be strong
     
  42. IHHH

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    I hope these children enjoyed the cocaine bear experience to the fullest. Who knows, they might learn something
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    10/10 would watch again.
     
  44. Saul Shabazz

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    I bet that riff from Jane blew their fuckin minds
     
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  45. The Subspace Mariner

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    So is the park ranger dead or not at the end? Fave scene was her on the backboard skidding on the road.
     
  46. TheFreak55

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    Bruh why this movie so violent