I had one side that bruised a lot worse than the other. Left was all banged up. I'm 8 weeks out now. I'd say I'm tender and get aches every now and then, but def not to the point thar any slight contact hurt.
Man, I can’t even imagine how uncomfortable I’d be dealing with massively swollen dime-sized balls like that.
I am finally seeing progress. 100% self inflected by wearing comfortable boxer briefs with some give and not a literal jock strap. Nuts are bigger than a couple of golf balls but finally heading in the right direction.
Glad to hear you’re starting to turn the corner. Week 2 was much better than week 1 for me. Week 3 back to like 95%
I have no idea if it actually helped me but just spend the $40 on these if you get a vasectomy. Undeez Vasectomy Underwear - Comes With 2-Custom Fit Ice Packs and Snug Boxer Briefs For Testicular Support and Pain Relief https://a.co/d/6RfCmX8
Just got done. Gotta say, that nitrous was incredible. I have never been so high in my life. Now two days off work to recover. Love the kit they sent me home with and how it specifically orders a nice long dry tug.
My actual vasectomy was I guess as normal as it could be with a dude doing what they do there, but my check-in the week prior where they had to root out things like testicular cancer was awkward a fuck. The nurse was like “eh, no reason to throw on that paper dress, it’ll take 90 seconds”, as she dropped to a knee directly face to face with my dick and balls. She was professional, it just felt like a PornHub intro. The recovery was easy, I was fine by day two, and early into day three, the wife could tell I was playing up the pain, and told me to mow the lawn. I said he’ll no!* *i mowed the lawn
Yeah, I was so fucking gone. I felt the needle but didn't care. Then it felt like I had taken about 5 gummies
Was scared of the pain I'd be feeling this morning but not so bad at all. The incision is already scabbing over as well. Time to get the ice on deez nuts and enjoy two days of quiet and ps5.
Don't stop icing cause the pain goes away and wear loose underwear like me, set me up for a month of recovery. DEC 3rd will be one month and I am just now to 99% normal
These in combination of our best friends bringing home a new baby is gonna have me in a lil bit of trouble/remorse with the wife
Anyone ever not have "low enough" sperm on your check up? Just happened. I'm 80% lower than what the range for "low sperm" is. But still too high to say I'm sterile. I have to go for another round of 30+ and get retested in 4 fucking months.
I had to go three times total. The first two were above whatever acceptable levels, but the third was good. Busting a nut in Sandy Springs and delivering to Emory within the hour was stressful.
They use a mail-in-service so it is a 2 week delay. Do you remember what your levels were. I was at 1.9mm today. "Low Sperm" is like 15mm to 40mm. So I feel like it's working
I don’t remember. My wife wanted me to get it checked again to be sure, but it would have been out of pocket and fuck that. 3 years of rdni later and still no more kids.
God I hope this doesn’t happen. My wife has really bad reactions to like 99% of birth control pills and she desperately wants to get off of them.
I was told 30/3 before getting retested. I am headed out of town the week of 3-months. Any chance I can go a few days early?
Was scared of the first fap. No issues. This was definitely an infinitely easier process from start to finish than I ever could have hoped for and I highly suggest it to anyone on the fence.
I am hoping someone can help me out or give me some advice for my situation. Unfortunately for me I work for a Catholic based institution so because of “religious” reasons they do not cover vasectomies. I’ve talked to my insurance (Medica) and they said normally it’s covered 100% on their end except in cases like this where my organization is allowed to deny certain procedures. I’m also under the impression that vasectomies aren’t included in the Affordable Care Act. Does anybody know any workarounds that would help me get it covered? If I have to pay out of pocket then so be it, it’s still cheaper than a kid long term but it just irritating knowing my insurance pays for it but won’t because Catholics being Catholics.
I wasn’t aware that organizations can see specifics of the healthcare being used. I know my company cannot. Maybe just push it through and hope it’s covered? Also, think it may be worth looking into a HealthShare plan to supplement your insurance?
This is from healthcare.gov “Some non-profit religious organizations — like non-profit religious hospitals and institutions of higher education that certify they have religious objections to contraceptive coverage — don’t have to contract, arrange, pay, or refer for contraceptive coverage.” Our insurance does have a contraceptive program and they are required to provide contraceptives and sterilization procedures but plans aren’t required to cover vasectomies. Luckily I was able to work something out with my insurance and they enrolled me in their contraceptive program and would go ahead and cover the procedure. Basically they don’t have to cover the vas but they will in a lot of cases and after talking to some coworkers today who have gone through this they had theirs covered after talking it out with our insurance.
Semen sample time. Do I need to wait 2-days after having sex to collect it? My papers say nothing about it but online it’s recommended.
You collected the sample after sex? I thought everyone in this thread cranked out a sample in a McDonald's bathroom