NBA Thread: Jontay Ohtani

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  1. Gunners

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    he made me some very easy money vs the Wizards then screwed me tonight

    /nobodycares
     
  2. Handcuffed

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    #notmymvp

    jokic misses a key ft and denver loses at home to the mavs

    (they'll beat us thursday though)
     
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  3. Joe Withabee

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    What the fuck happened to Jokic’s arm? Looks like he got into a knife fight with his brothers
     
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  6. theseasonisover

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    That man has rice paper for skin on his arms, they’re always bleeding.
     
  7. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    you know how jesse ventura in predator says he aint got time to bleed

    well jokic has nothing but time
     
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  8. brolift

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    Horse bite
     
  9. am16401

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    It’s a “run it back squad” so it probably won’t make the playoffs. Miami has like 5 guys on the entire roster who heard their name called at some point on draft night and a bunch of undrafted guys. Hopefully Jimmy keeps taking nights off and the losses can keep racking up so we have more ball for the Wemby sweepstakes.
     
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  10. NCHusker

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    Someone scratched the fuck out of him a couple of games ago.

    No foul called btw
     
  11. bertwing

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    REF CALL THE FOUL HIS FINGERNAILS GOT ME
     
  12. NCHusker

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    I mean he got fouled on the play idk what to tell you
     
  13. brolift

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    Just bc he got stabbed doesn’t mean he was fouled.
     
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  14. Gaknight

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    Worst coach in the league
     
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  15. GrizzliesDrew

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    Oh fuck. Nate’s lost Karce
     
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  16. Tug

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    This sounds like Trae is the issue…?
     
  17. BudKilmer

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    I’m so sorry you cannot read
     
  18. Tug

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    McMillan hasn’t done something that his notorious coach killing “icon” isn’t committing to and the struggle is that you can’t win games playing how Trae wants. I’m not sure what you’re reading differently
     
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  19. Celemo

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  20. Sanjuro

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    Nate has won one playoff series the previous 16 years he has been a head coach before ATL. Trae’s creativity on offense was what got the Hawks to the second rated offense in the League last season. His shot sucks so far no doubt but Nate and his staff have made little to no offensive adjustments in the fourth quarters.
     
  21. Tug

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    I’m not the one that wrote the statement stating it’s Nate’s fault that Trae doesn’t want to buy in to a winning style. But maybe that’s why Nate and Trae had a blow up
     
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  22. Celemo

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    Nate is what Mo Cheeks would be if he were still a HC
     
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  23. Sanjuro

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    Nate doesn’t have a winning offensive style though. He’s a defensive coach who has filled his staff with defensive specialists and one developmental guy (Van Exel). His plan is basically to find the weakest mismatch and attack which is less effective as the game progresses. I’m sure Trae would work off ball more if there were more advanced movement by the 3 to 5 to create space for catch and shoots.
     
  24. Tug

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    Sounds like he is playing the hand he was dealt though
     
  25. Shawn Hunter

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    Did the Hawks hire Calipari?
     
  26. Clown

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    Quentin Grimes from 3: 5 makes on 7 attempts

    All Hawks from 3: 4 makes on 33 attempts
     
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  27. Celemo

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    Hawks fans: “Nate’s fault”
     
  28. GrizzliesDrew

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    Must be nice to get the whistle SGA gets. Got to the line several times tonight for just falling down.
     
  29. Gaknight

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    Have you watched an NBA team play without 3 starters before? This is how it goes
     
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  30. Clown

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    Yeah but those teams don't usually have 8 more starters on the roster
     
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  31. BudKilmer

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    I’m embarrassed for you here Chief
     
  32. hood b. goode

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    Q: why dont the detroit pistons have a website?

    They cant string 3 Ws together
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  33. Xander Crews

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    Lol you root for Ja Morant.

    Glass houses and such.
     
  34. LuPoor

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    It was a difference of 3 fouls and you won by 21, you crybaby bitch
     
  35. laxjoe

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  36. southlick

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  37. beerleagueman

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    Warriors are a mess. don’t know how they are still load managing sitting at .500. managing the roster like it is the 2021 start. Wiggins now out for at least a few weeks
     
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  38. brolift

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    Cam’Ron on Ben Gordon
     
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  39. bertwing

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  40. $P1

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    I can't tell if Cam is a comedic genius or if that's the most absurd story of the year
     
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  41. brolift

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    Both are true
     
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  42. Icculus is a Bammer

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    meanwhile Zion gets literally tackled every drive to the basket ...
     
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    The Nets move to Brooklyn mirrored a typical gentrifier’s path to the city. They lived in North Jersey throughout their miserable adolescence, then came here because they thought they could remake themselves in a big city unfamiliar with them, throw on some hip new threads, buy some new friends, and we’d all forget the shitty awkward Jerseyites they once were. And appropriately, that’s the very fanbase the Nets would attract. Back in 2012, the easiest way to tell someone wasn’t from New York was a Nets jersey or hat. And now, despite being here 10 years- much like Matthew McConaughey’s Dazed and Confused character- who kept getting older but chasing the same aged girls- that’s still the case with the Nets. They have the exact fanbase they deserve, composed entirely of Brooklyn LIU freshman, trust fund kids, and former Upper East Side yuppies who go to Nets games to treat themselves to a little guilt free screen time either with or away from their kids, primarily scrolling through their phones during the games and looking up once every 20 minutes in the hopes of catching a t-shirt shot out of a shoulder cannon. I can say with complete conviction and absolute certainty, every single person who wore Nets gear to the game Sunday had owned a Dogecoin at one point.
     
  44. RSK

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    Sounds like it was written by your run of the mill radio calling jersey wearing cheeto fingered knicks fan
     
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  45. GrizzliesDrew

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    Didn’t read…is it because of the anti-Semite protestors outside?
     
  46. Shawn Hunter

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    Of course they are. Probably will donate some of their show revenue to the KKK as well

     
  47. Butthead

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    Jokic destroying Portland already
     
  48. Gunners

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    not gonna support your homerism but that was dumb af