Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    And elementary school science, reading, math and history books.
     
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  2. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Love this tweet so much. Wish my account wasnt permanently suspended.

     
  3. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Wokery stores.
     
  4. Hank Scorpio

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    At least Parsons did this after the fact and admitted as much. While that disqualifies him from being a true poster, it's the mark of someone willing to grow as a person.
     
  5. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Probably just some bullshit he was forced to tweet before he started getting dumped by sponsors
     
  6. steamengine

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    People like Micah Parsons who get outraged on behalf of their family whomst was a troop are the best. Literally everyone’s family was a troop.
     
  7. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  8. BudKilmer

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    I have been cackling about the Nick name pass rush Limbaugh all day
     
  9. Hank Scorpio

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    maybe, maybe not. He still sent out a contrite message. I'm willing to give someone with no significant influence and who I don't give a fuck about the benefit of the doubt.
     
  10. Can I Spliff it

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    The org counts the soviets killing nazis in ww2 towards their body count lmao
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  12. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Leading suspect
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  13. IV

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    someone tell me why he hasn’t been consistently worth a chuckle
     
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  14. prerecordedlive

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    I’m not willing to pretend like he isn’t consistently hilarious.
     
  15. Illinihockey

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    why wouldn’t they, the soviets killed their brethren
     
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  16. Josey Wales

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    Where’s the victims of capitalism museum?

    points to African American and Native American museums
     
  17. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Lmao I would pay good money to watch Eric Trump try to run a backhoe or cut down a tree

     
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  18. GrizzliesDrew

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    “No, no, no. I meant I was giving my dad’s prostitutes a ride home. Running back hoes…to where they came from.”
     
  19. Can I Spliff it

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    Eric will crush himself and probably others trying to do that
     
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  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Go on…
     
  21. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  23. BudKilmer

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    CC: Micah Parsons aka Pass Rush Limbaugh
     
  24. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Can someone explain the Micah Parsons thing to me?
     
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  25. Fran Tarkenton

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    He is a right wing chud. Probably anti-vax type. Probably thinks Kyrie makes great points. Etc.

    He sees Griner gets released in a prisoner swap.

    He decides the first thing he ought to do is pickup his phone, logon to the twitter app, and let people know:

    (1) His parents served in the military

    (2) Thus it is messed up Joe Biden chose to free the WNBA player over a Military Vet (only context he provided)

    (3) And he dislikes both Trump and Joe Biden equally

    then clicked send tweet
     
  26. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    [​IMG]
     
  27. steamengine

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    Very good football player though I just wish he’d shut up and dribble
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    wOw
     
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  29. texasraider

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    That’s quite the leap
     
  30. Hogview

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    I just got a 29 day ban on FB for telling a man his wife looked like a hog and did he get her by using corn. He posted on a local news site saying Pelosi’s daughter looked like a boy. He’s still posting but I’m banned for a month, weird deal.
     
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  31. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley RIP EARL
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    His apology was really well done though. Very contrite.
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's weird, being called a Hog is a complement across most of Arkansas
     
  33. pearl

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    “It feels like a country that I’ve never lived in or been to”
     
  34. BudKilmer

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  35. GrizzliesDrew

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    Why Pete Davidson, why?!?!!?!?
     
  36. NYGator

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    It was worth it.
     
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  37. Detlef Schrempf

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    You might be banned for a month, but his wife still looks like a hog.
     
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  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    "Apolitical"
     
  39. pearl

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  40. Josey Wales

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    What an uncool group of people to put together in one house.
     
  41. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    crowd funding based off of challenging elections results is the latest grift
     
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  42. Redav

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    Man that party sounds fucking awful
     
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  43. lazy bum

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    Would have been an ideal spot for a carbon monoxide leak.
     
  44. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.
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    EDIT: put in more appropriate thread