2022 Secret Santa Opening Thread

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  1. wes tegg

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    We’re rolling out!

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    Come get your likes, Santa!
     
  2. Tex

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  3. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Why would someone give Guy his own cookbooks for Christmas
     
  4. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I woke up this morning not knowing I needed Guy Fieri cookbooks in my life and now here we are
     
  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I like how one of them just throws the word More in front of the prior title
     
  6. Santa Claus

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  7. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Gift numero uno!!

    from our overlords at Amazon

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    Thank you Jay! Excited to “try” and read this to McKenzi soon!
     
  8. -Asshole-

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    You’re welcome.

    next gift is set to arrive on the 21st. Last one is showing mid January. Hopefully sooner though.
     
  9. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  10. Doug

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    I've lived in Louisiana my entire life, I struggle to read this one.

    To be fair our schools suck, and I struggle to read in general.

    (It's a cool gift though - we take it out every xmas and flip through it)
     
  11. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Oo I got a package? Let's see what's inside:

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    Thank you, secret Santa! :beaver:
     
  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  13. wes tegg

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  14. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I’ll be honest I have a discount because I order for some of my vendors at my company, but it’s the thought that counts right.

    Always seems to be a hit, you take their wine quiz and they send you a few bottles a month that their algorithm says you’ll like.
     
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  15. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    It was me, again. Hope you enjoy everything!

    The voucher things I think are probably just bullshit they send with everything like that.
     
  16. CF3234

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    Imo using discounts to hook people up with awesome gifts they’d never buy for themselves is awesome.
     
  17. Capt Wigs

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    I have a package waiting for me at home.
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    yeah you do big boi
     
  19. Capt Wigs

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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    “could you let Craig Pettis know that his gift will be shipped out next week? this blizzard is fucking up shipments and I’m still waiting for some stuff to arrive here so I can ship it all together”

    “Can you let Name P. Redacted know that due to weather reasons his stuff will be sent out early next week. And also because he waited so long to post in the about me thread.”
     
  21. Capt Wigs

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    Love it. Been looking at this company for a while and almost bought this exact shirt a couple months ago.
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  22. CF3234

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    Merry Christmas man. Love this place. Never been much of a grandpa style button down shirt until I found this company. Material is really soft and everything. Glad you like it.
     
  23. Tex

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    I received two packages just now. Didn’t realize Amazon was still going today.

    Pics!

    Boxes
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    Opened
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    What’s in the box?!
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    The haul
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    A Justice League graphic novel that I don’t have. Can’t wait to read it. A butane torch to smoke the different wood chips in cocktails. I’ll be sure to get right on making many different smoked cocktails. For science of course.

    Thanks so much Beeds07 I believe that’s who sent it. There’s two names.
     
  24. joe-

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    my gift arrived! been busy running around town getting ready for the weekend so I haven’t opened yet, but I will this afternoon
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

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    I believe you should have gotten something through email too.
     
  26. -Asshole-

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    Your other two gifts show as delivered. Let me know if you didnt receive them.
     
  27. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    There’s one more thing coming Wednesday. Hope you like them.
     
  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I thought it was amazing I got the same brand coffee. Thanks brother
     
  29. Tex

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    Hell ya man. Thanks a lot. I’ll be on the lookout for the other. Merry Christmas.
     
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  30. Capt Wigs

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    Thank you. I will need another one now that I know how well they're made.
     
  31. CF3234

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    It’s on me. Dm me which one you want and I’ll order it.
     
  32. Capt Wigs

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    You serious, Clark?
     
  33. CF3234

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  34. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Popped the top on one earlier today.
     

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  35. Capt Wigs

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    Looks amazing.
     
  36. joe-

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    gift opening time!

    there was approximately 4,000 sf of wrapping paper on this one

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    but inside was this super cool book
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    I’ve recently gotten into restoring old furniture as a hobby and was meaning to check this book out

    next was this package from playbook
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    and finally, a gift card to a v good brewery here in town
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    very awesome gifts! super pumped about this book and am gonna start reading it tonight. thanks so much!
     
  37. Tex

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    You have another gift coming. Apparently it’s being custom made. Hope you enjoy everything. I’ve had beers from that brewery so hope you like it.
     
  38. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    awesome man thank you! yes I’m a big fan of zip line and used to go to their Omaha tap rooms a lot before covid
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

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    Doc Louis im your SS and have been slammed the last two weeks but should be slowing down after Christmas. I apologize for the tardiness. Also it’s been tough digging through your posts for ideas so might freestyle a bit.
     
  40. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Bah Humbug

    “Can you let Daniel Ocean know I'm still waiting on the last item and hope I can ship out his package next week.”
     
  41. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    just got home will check
     
  42. Tex

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    Last gift. Thanks Beeds07.

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    Box. I wonder what it could be?

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    Allll the boil seasoning.
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  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  44. Tex

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    I did. I’ll make good use of them.
     
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  45. -Asshole-

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    Just checking to see if you received it…
     
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  46. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I did! I got the hat yesterday, and had to dig through my wife’s Amazon packages for the other today.

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    I realized during the World Cup that besides my American Outlaws shirt I had no real USMNT gear. Now I do! Everything fits great and I’m ready to cheer on #wecallitsoccer


    Thank you!
     
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  47. -Asshole-

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    Hope you like it :)
     
  48. Daniel Ocean

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    bryix your gift has been shipped
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    “Can you let TableKnight know all his stuff has was ordered weeks ago and I’m just waiting for it to arrive. I have no idea what the holdup is, the shipping info has stopped updating altogether so I have no idea on an eta but as soon as I get everything in I’ll ship it out same day. So sorry for the delay”
     
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  50. wes tegg

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    You have two more packages arriving 12/31 and 1/5. Hope you enjoyed it!
     
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