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  1. DirtBall

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    It means you recently put you finger into another humans orifice (vaginal/anal preferred) and have yet to wash that odor from said digit. I think.
     
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  2. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  3. DirtBall

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  4. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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  5. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    This will be your dog’s favorite song. It’s ridiculous, but it might get stuck in your head.

     
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  6. WillySaliba

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    Bigklit had a few songs with a couple million listens on Spotify. I wouldn’t say it’s mainstream, but more than I could have guessed before I looked.

    Also, I have family Spotify account. My wife refuses to set up her own account on her phone. Doesn’t really bother me until year end review when she distorts my playlists. However, she has apple car play and Spotify is default screen for her. Recently played shows by default, so I’m going to make a Ms. BigKlit playlist and play it frequently on low volume so it always shows up on recently played.

    The one featuring now is a pod called Cum Town.
     
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  7. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  8. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    It's The Adam Friedland Show now, but Cum Town was an excellent podcast about having gay sex with your dad.
     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  11. DirtBall

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    Westport KC, never change.

     
  12. ned's head

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    Finally being a cop pays off
     
  13. Shinzon

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    Plot twist: she farted and was waving it in his face.
     
  14. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  15. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Lol little guy kept his eyes on the basket even though he had to keep bending over backwards the whole time
     
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  16. The Goat

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    Talk about big mad on this guy.

     
  17. DirtBall

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    Love he watched it upside down the whole way
     
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  18. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  19. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  20. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Beeen a hot minute since ive heard this.
     
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  21. pearl

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    She’s disgusting

     
  22. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    How does one poop, on average, about once every other day??
     
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  23. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    More interesting question is how does one have sex once every 6 days while only showering every 10 days
     
  24. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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  25. Professor Moriarty

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    Oh shit, this is that Reddit chic who fucked the garden gnomes.
     
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  26. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    ...go on
     
  27. ~ taylor ~

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    Pardon me?
     
  28. Seavie

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    Oh yes, THAT chick.
    i have no idea if garden gnomes is like the name of a band, group, or literal garden gnomes in her backyard.
     
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  29. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    What
     
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  30. pearl

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  31. bro

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    Where does the bed go? Or clothes?
     
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  32. hensleya

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    No
     
  33. Shinzon

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    She must not eat anything then. If she really took adderall 126 times then her poop numbers should be tripled. It’s a way stronger poop trigger than caffeine or nicotine.
     
  34. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Strong and immediate
     
  35. WillySaliba

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    Wife went on a trip with some friends to Vegas. One woman on the trip just didn’t shit for five days because she can’t shit anywhere but the home toilet. Led to so many questions because her and her husband travel a lot.
     
  36. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    I refuse to believe that’s possible.
     
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  37. beist

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    I’ll shower 37 times before the end of January. And poop 194 times by spring. I doubt I’ll cry 59 times for the rest of my life.
     
  38. beist

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    It appears some self reflection may be in order.
     
  39. beist

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  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    it's also called traveler's constipation
     
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    This is pretty popular these days
     
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  42. DuckKin

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    Nick Fuentes cat
     
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  43. One Two

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    My guy, you cannot drop something like this and then just casually saunter off
     
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  44. SugarShaun

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    https://imgur.io/a/X5Mnr
     
  45. Shinzon

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  46. SugarShaun

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    Indeed. This is a bit closer
     
  47. AptosDuck

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    I had a roommate in college who would take a dump only once every 2-3 days. When he did, you couldn't go in the bathroom for hours afterwards because his shit reeked like something had crawled up his ass and died
     
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  48. buckwild

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  49. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    It pains me that I can read this and know exactly what you are talking about