Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. BlazingRebel

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  2. jbr

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    Some people call it candy corn of the sea
     
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    :notobamanotbad:
     
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  6. Vinegar Strokes

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    Still amazing that a guy with 2 million followers on Twitter gets less than 100 likes on almost all of his tweets. Almost like he bought fake followers that helped him get a job at espn and whatever place he works at now.
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    Darren’s not the type to ooh and ahh over likes. He’s looking at the impressions and doesn’t care how he gets them.
     
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  8. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Yeah with 2 million followers your gonna have hundreds like your post by accident alone
     
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    “Too very different”

     
  11. bro

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    Always Jumping on the grenade for the big brands baby
     
  12. jbr

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    2 million “followers”, 250 likes/replies, .0125% engagement

    How many of those 2 million are fake? 90%?

    Even with only 200k followers, 250 likes/replies is ridiculously low engagement.
     
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    with the twitter algo he barely shows up for me anymore...just not good content from big D
     
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  14. Clown Baby

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    Why won’t anybody think of the stockholders in these dire times
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    I know I should know better but I can’t get over how much of a shill Rovell is. Maybe it’s not labor’s fault that some dumbass companies signed a kid with 3 starts last season to NIL deals (which were likely marginal at best).
     
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    Yeah I don’t think Smoothie King is regretting the 10 free smoothie cards they gave him.
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    That’s a $50 loss for them with nothing in return
     
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  18. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Had a smoothie for lunch and it wasn’t because of Myles Brennan
     
  19. Boo MFer!

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    What kind?
     
  20. Icculus is a Bammer

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  21. Boo MFer!

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    Don’t sell yourself short, sailor. :blush:
     
  22. zeberdee

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    rough week 3 for investors
     
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  23. bro

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    lol what
     
  24. bro

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    In this economy!?
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    Sure, Darrell. This makes sense.

     
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  32. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Rovell: TCU didn't sell out national championship ticket allotment

    TCU AD: Um, yes we did

    Rovell: Correction, good sir. You didn't sell out your allotment before the arbitrary deadline of my choosing that I didn't include in my original claim.



     
  33. devine

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  34. Boo MFer!

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    :roll: Incredible
     
  35. laxjoe

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    What a damn loser
     
  36. Chocolate Giddyup

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    Sometimes when I need a laugh I go back and listen to his black history rant. Whatta dweeb.
     
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  37. Nug

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    You have to spend an afternoon bellied up to a bar with Rovell or Russ Wilson. Who do you choose?

    I guess prolly Rovell because you can just dunk on him. But would still get old.
     
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  38. bro

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    at least talking to Wilson could be potentially interesting
     
  39. Boo MFer!

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    I would easily pick Mr. Unlimited.
     
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  40. zeberdee

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    has Russell Wilson ever said anything interesting?
     
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  41. bro

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    at least you could maybe get stories about the NFL. Who wants to hang out with Rovell?
     
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    yea I’m sure Russell Wilson will suddenly not sound like a brand marketing robot because he’s talking to you.
     
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  43. beist

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    I’m going to rule in favor of Rovell on this one. His first tweet was right after the fiesta bowl. The AD came back at him 4 days later. Presumably they sold out in the interim.
     
  44. DuffandMuff

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    Didn’t he pull the “I have black friends!” card without a modicum of awareness.
     
  45. The Hebrew Husker

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    I don’t understand what he was trying to say with the tweet. Was he trying to dunk on TCU fans or something? I guess I’m not terribly surprised a team with a smaller fanbase, that no one expected to win, would be worried about buying tickets up before they officially made the Natty.
     
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  46. Chocolate Giddyup

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    After doubling down that he is a student and lover of black history and can prove it because he owns Rosa Parks’ NAACP card and a log book from the Birmingham jail for each time MLK wrote or received a letter.

    All of this was revealed in a twitter space with Danny Boy Cane about Miami football in case you were wondering if we live in a simulation or not.
     
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  47. beist

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    He has Asperger’s or something so who the hell knows. But if I’m wanted to be charitable I would say he was trying to alert the general public that there are tickets available for sale.
     
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