Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

Time to start looking at the more serious members of the Republican Party and making them offers to switch sides

 

Enter: soon to be former congresswoman Liz Cheney.

because ofc

edit: sorry not to switch sides. I mean some gop narrative of who they could get behind.

 

The Party of Adults

 

Appropriate that this guy was also a child predator

 

yes, yes YESSSSS

 

Lol at this asshole unironically saying the problem with Washington is back room power deals can’t remain a secret.

 

if i'm asa hutchinson i throw my hat into the ring

 

Dang. I guess our hero Pete Aguilar ran out of speeches. He had a helluva run.

 

i'm guessing the brian mast guy sucks but his speech was decent and it looks like his wikipedia on the issues isn't as bad as most

 

Because I’ve poisoned my brain, I was curious to get Kevin Sorbo’s thoughts on current events and discovered Sorbo has a movie coming out:

 

Wait that bum Sorbo is just crowd funding for Alien Storm. I’m crestfallen

 

This is some shitty allegory about undocumented migrants, isnt it?

 

So many of their talking points are just so factually wrong. Claiming we were energy independent because we were a net oil exporter is so unbelievably dumb.

 

McConnell still the goat. sucks he plays for the other team

 

i wonder what the outcome of this vote will be?!?!

 

What did that dumb woman just say?

 

Assholes and trolls

 

But Donalds definitely isnt a prop

 

Thanks for posting this, I have an idea for an anti-abortion horror movie, now I have a lead actor who can bring my vision to life.

 

I keep wondering where the floor is for this country and they just keep surprising me.

 

Jim Caviezel?

 

what percent of the vote for him is that he’s the token and what percent because his name contains Donald?

 

I think Sorbo makes a more convincing husband for Gina Carano.

 

While DC is a complete shit show, how about this news.

 

Let’s start a TMB donor thread so we can get included in chud Independence Day

Spoiler

 

As a complete idiot when it comes to politics: can you vote for anyone to be speaker of the house? How can you vote for trump? He doesn’t currently hold any political office. TIA.

 

“Best Popular”?

Is Hercules sure this is an English language film?

 

yeah

doesn't have to be a member, although traditionally it is. trump for speaker has been bandied about for a while, although not seriously.

 

Yes our very intellectually honest Supreme Court totally won't make up a reason to have jurisdiction over this.

I mean maybe they won't but it won't be because the constitution says they can't.

 

Also have to decide if a generic D can win her purple district

 

Well, now I want Q pilled version of Marriage Story about the dangers of cucks and being a beta with Gina Carano in for Scarlett Johansson and Rob Schneider for Adam Driver.

 

Sounds like they dont have the votes to adjourn. Looks like theyre going straight to an 8th vote pfffffft

 

You mean 9th?

 

Sure. Whatever number we're on. Ive lost count.

 

They need to just keep voting until Kevin McCarthy cries

 

lol at “SCOTUS cannot reverse”

 

I mean no matter what the SCOTUS has done in the past, to overrule a state Supreme Court interpreting its own state constitution as it concerns a state law is to completely blow up the federal system of government. They won’t do that.


I don’t think.

 

This guy is complaining about his work schedule?

 

I want to see what happens when all 20 dissenters have nominated the alternative. Do they just go back to the beginning of the list?

 

This Montana guy seems the most unhinged one to go yet.

 

fucking do it Maga Davis Junior

 

Oh I really hate this Montana guy. Fuck him and his “I’m a visionary real estate developer” bullshit.

 

We’ll see how the state electors case goes

 

“Life after Kevin McCarthy” more threats of violence from Bobo, wow