Fucked around and found out

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  1. Beeds07

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  3. DrTomOsbourne

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    Have to reward people that read the article
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    I feel like I am missing some context.
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    Hopefully this POS shane bragg of douglasville finds out soon.

     
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  8. Gizmoandsooz

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    Urgh... Some people are sounding too much like that mustard tiger muppet from Treefortforums.
     
  9. soulfly

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    I’m in awe that my guy thought some kindergartner-level scissors were a legitimate option for a fight.
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

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    that’s impressive eyesight because I didn’t even notice the scissors.
     
  11. soulfly

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    Dude was fidgety as fuck in his backpack and pockets. Thought he was going for a gun. But nope, he was looking for his trusty neon green arts and crafts scissors. Took me a few watches to figure out what he was fishing for.
     
  12. Randy Dangus

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    That dudes nose is gonzo. Sheesh
     
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  13. soulfly

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    :laugh: it helps when you have a backboard. That first punch was a fucking alley oop.
     
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  14. Beeds07

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  15. ats

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    dude took out kiddie scissors after rummaging through his pockets and got popped
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    I mean what led up to that. Obviously there was some sort of argument before that . Just wondering what it was.
     
  17. drewru

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    Guy with the scissors looks like he might have been drunk/high. Used to see shit like this on the subway coming home from work more times than I’d like to recall. If you’re on a NYC subway train and you’re inebriated, sit down and shut the fuck up. People who just spent 10+ hours working in that pressure cooker aren’t playing with you.
     
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  19. 40wwttamgib

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    Obviously not far enough if the little shit is still acting like that.
     
  20. HotMic

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    Kid needs his ass beat
     
  21. Shinzon

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    Should’ve drug the kid over to the grass. Then one quick powerbomb, and boom, lesson learned.
     
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Someone says they’ve had to call the cops on that kid at their house before. I’m sure his parents are just wonderful
     
  23. wes tegg

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    Lol at the caption. How on earth from that video can you tell that the child is privileged?
     
  24. wes tegg

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    Yeah, beating up children totally corrects their behavior…
     
  25. 40wwttamgib

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    call the cops and file assault charges on the young lad?
     
  26. RockHardJawn39

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    I think he was referring to the ones saying that kid needs his ass beat or power bombed rather than commentary on the guy shoving the kid away from him.
     
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  27. Shinzon

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    Seems like it would be an exhausting life to find offense even in made-up/sarcastic scenarios.
     
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  28. skiedfrillet

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    i'd have simply deflected the child's blows with the skills learned from my online karate class
     
  29. Redav

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    I think the answer is always physically assaulting a child.
     
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    The kid was following him, wouldn't leave him alone, then escalated into punching him. I think shoving him to the ground was a fair amount of force to use. Moving on.
     
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    I was wondering how long it would take the Literal Army to show up.
     
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  33. VaxRule

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    Is this an old video?
     
  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yes.
     
  35. wes tegg

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    The likelihood that the kid has been abused and/or neglected in some way is tremendous. There’s not enough context to the video to know whether the conflict was avoidable, but throwing a preteen to the ground is absurd behavior.
     
  36. skiedfrillet

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    the kid's just mimicking the shit he sees at home everyday. really sad stuff
     
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  37. dathalfnukkahd

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    There is no way I'm throwing down a small kid who is acting like that even if he starts to hit me. There are other ways to deescalate that situation.
     
  38. double RL

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    Is that Pete Golding?
     
  39. Beeds07

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    Find his parents and kick their asses
     
  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    From the video and from what the person was saying, it doesn’t sound like the kids parents give a damn about what their kid is doing. Like someone said he’s probably mimicking actions he sees at home and is neglected. My parents have 2 boys in their neighborhood that are terrors. They live with their elderly grandparents so they just run around the neighborhood wild af tearing stuff up and whatnot because their grandparents don’t really get onto them. They had to put a padlock on their back gate because they would unlock the bolt and try and go swimming in my parents pool when they were gone. Luckily their neighbor watches the neighborhood like a hawk and caught them. They cussed her out and took off running. They wouldn’t care if they were home and they asked them to swim just so someone is there in case something happened. I know others have had problems with them bullying the younger kids in the neighborhood as well. It’s sad cause they’re not bad, they’re just in a bad situation and lashing out at that age. Their parents are bad on drugs so they’ve had a difficult life.
     
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  41. wes tegg

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    I would imagine choke slamming them won’t help.
     
  42. ClemPson

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    There are only 2 ways to resolve a conflict per TMB:

    A) suck someone’s dick
    B) throw some hands

    The kid was a minor so both options should be out of play.
     
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    Meet me at Publix and get you some A & B!
     
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  44. ats

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    Ass and blow?
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

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  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  48. Tobias

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  49. double RL

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    This is fine and all, but I think people are missing the real story here. She died free!
     
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    no jabby jabby for me