2022 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 13, 2022.

  1. Josey Wales

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    Eli seems like a weird guy
     
  2. vander02

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    What a try hard twat, my god. Maybe if he was funny I wouldn’t find him so hateable but he’s not even that
     
  3. bro

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    Shame you couldn’t keep the same energy (saying good game but leave Hamlin out of it) last Sunday!


    Pretty sure Lawson went up to burrow post game and dapped him with a huge smile.
     
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  4. bro

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    The Cancun / Cabo joke really hit like 5 years ago
     
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  5. Mr. Bean

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  6. Josey Wales

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    It’s a shame chud Beasley isn’t still with the Bills to confirm firsthand Damar was really at the game!
     
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  7. Mr. Bean

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    …. The bills signed Beasley in December
     
  8. Gunners

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    I didn’t really like Eli at Ohio State and his mom is an awful person but not sure I’d view him as a try hard, he’s triggering a shit load of players pretty easily at this point
     
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  9. bro

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    Cool!
     
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  10. racer

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    And bro
     
  11. Josey Wales

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    Yep. Never should’ve turned off my cole Beasley Google alerts.
     
  12. ButchCassidy

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    TBF bro is easily triggered by most.
     
  13. racer

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    You also could have watched him catch screen passes and even a touchdown in the playoffs.
     
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  14. Josey Wales

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    I wasn’t being cheeky toward Bean. Just making a joke generally. I obviously didn’t watch either of their playoff games intently.
     
  15. b7

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    I bet Eli wished he had a Tua thread to trigger people.
     
  16. teel

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    That's so fucking sick :bow:
     
  17. racer

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    You guys think we could get Eli on a TMB exclusive deal once he retires?
     
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  18. bro

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  19. dump

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  20. Baron

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  21. Charles DeMar

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    Purdy over Olave is kinda interesting

     
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  22. Bert Handsome

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    I was going to use a different word.

    I thought he was pretty close to a consensus for the award?
     
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  23. ButchCassidy

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    Purdy only started 6 games? How many did he play in?
     
  24. Saul Shabazz

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    6
     
  25. racer

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    He came into the game against Miami and looks like he threw 9 passes in one more game so he’s appeared in 11, thrown in 9, started 7.
     
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  26. Saul Shabazz

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    I knew I'd be wrong
     
  27. Saul Shabazz

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    It's been awesome watching them with Bork under center

    has no business being on the list though

    In fact, I'm gonna blame the listmakers100% if/when we get beat by philly
     
  28. Gritty Badger

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    i'm starting to get more and more confident as the week goes based on brock's play at home vs seattle and dallas. esp dallas, if their dbs just catch the balls brock throws them its ballgame.

    then i remember its gannon and he's just gonna sit back and play his soft zone shit all game and i will be throwing things at my tv all afternoon
     
  29. MG2

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    This 1 minute of Mike Alstott running over people was worth my time.

     
  30. Vito Corleone

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    Motherfucker going to keep Warrick Dunn out of the HOF
     
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  31. dump

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  32. theseasonisover

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    SWAG!
     
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  33. Shinzon

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    That’s about 30 seconds of him running over people and 30 seconds of him doing what he never got/gets enough credit for, making people miss. Dude was special.
     
  34. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  35. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  36. bro

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  37. ButchCassidy

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    Lol, maybe just cancel the event going forward.
     
  38. bro

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    Josh Allen opted out due to injury. But he is playing in the pebble beach pro am this weekend
     
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  39. Butthead

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    The pro bowl is like a 3 night event for some reason too

    I think the only time I enjoyed it was when the over hit like 5 years in a row
     
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  40. BudKilmer

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    I’d rather play Pebble than whatever dog shit place in Florida the pro bowl is at
     
  41. racer

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    2023 Pro Bowl Games
    The reimagined 2023 Pro Bowl Games presented by Verizon is coming back to Allegiant Stadium on February 5, 2023
     
  42. BudKilmer

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    I’d like to take this moment to apologize. To absolutely nobody. I stand by my posts sentiment

    pebble > recess level games in Vegas
     
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  43. ButchCassidy

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    Huntley has thrown 2 TD all year, Carr got benched. I get there's going to be opt outs, but jesus that's bad.

    Take that as a sign you can name guys to a Pro Bowl, but don't have it. Just give them a bonus and title of Pro Bowler 2022.
     
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  44. WillySaliba

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    Serious question, how did Huntley get in? I don’t think I’ve watched anything pro bowl related in 10-15 years? If I did I can’t recall anything.
     
  45. Handcuffed

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    the only non-injured QBs are Pickett, Mac Jones, the Jets' QB (White?), Watson, and Russ Wilson

    obviously Huntley's selection is dumb but it's not like Pickett or Mac Jones are all that deserving of the pro bowl
     
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  46. zeberdee

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    he only played in 6 games. Jones wouldn’t have made way more sense. I assume they asked Wilson and he declined.
     
  47. WillySaliba

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    The only possible way it went down was they said, hey Russ we’d like to invite you to the pro bowl but if you say let’s ride, in acceptance, you can’t participate.
     
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  48. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I would say who still watches the pro bowl but Google tells me it’s nearly 8 million people. Which is more than every FBS bowl game aside from 6.
     
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  49. tylerdolphin

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    I watch a ton of NFL football and I legitimately can't tell you when last I watched a Pro Bowl. It's been at least a decade. I don't understand who the target audience really is