Sounds like they got word de Ligt is getting banned for a month. Leaves us starting Stanisic or Blind on the regular since Hernandez is done for the year and Mazaraoui has some mysterious heart condition now.
Of course Bayern is willing to take a guy who the past few years has been one of the best fullbacks in the world. That obviously is not the wtf part
We’re still trying. Dicks tried to slap on an additional £2.6m administrative fee. They’re trying to Ticketmaster us.
Small enough. Levy has been hands off but now the Big Master of Negotiating who Knows Everything is ready to take over.
Pep loves us and we love him. We just can’t be together. We’re like Brandon and Kelly or Dylan and Kelly
Ugh, sure we will take a world class player on loan. Worked out the last time with a champions league title.
The thing that made Man City this EPL title machine (Go Arsenal btw) wasn’t just only the money, but that they had a plan and smart people in charge, who’d walk away from a deal if the money wasn’t right. I don’t know why Todd is doing anything or if it will work or handcuff Chelsea for years. Intriguing story to follow though.
Nobody has a clue what Todd is doing. 500 million and is their starting lineup gonna be better next year. Already talking about getting rid of Sterling, it’s ridiculous. Think I like Nkunku signing best but he’s far from proven
He’s pretty much fled the city and the owner is saying he will basically make him wait out his contract, so he may not be playing for 18 months. Imagine have 1 goal and 0 assists while being a starter and demanding a transfer to a big club only to realize no one wants you.
I say we play Curtis Jones a lot. Play a Jones, Baj, Elliott midfield against Man U. Lets fucking go. Darwin and Salah up top.
Cancelo with the classic 8 year old temper tantrum followed by telling mom he’s gonna run away from home. Mom put his ass in the car and dropped him off 10 exits down the highway and said here’s a head start little shit.
Plot twist: there’s a Showbiz Pizza at that exit and Joao goes on to win eleventy billion tickets, which he uses to by a lime green tiger striped slap bracelet.