Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. beerme

    beerme Well-Known Member
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    3.75 on betterment right now what is you doing
     
  2. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Oh damn I better sign up.
     
  3. beerme

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    there’s slightly better out there but I had previously been signed up and they seem legitimate vs some of the other online banks with rates a tick higher. This is fdic insured and all that
     
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  4. BudKilmer

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    imagine having unlimited funds and choosing to spend your days engaging “catturd2” and “libs of Tik tok”
     
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  5. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    They are all such fucking dorks.
     
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Boomers from facebook have invaded twitter
     
  7. beerleagueman

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    rest of the World seeing this …broken country

     
  8. Lyrtch

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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Gotta love capitalism. Meta fired 11k people, just reported record Q4 revenue & a $40,000,000,000 stock buyback for investors.

    Shares up 25%
     
  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  11. herb.burdette

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    Chevron just announced a $75 billion stock buyback, which is 20% of all outstanding shares. Seems like a lot of profit at the pump.

    Don’t see any stickers on gas pumps for that. Let’s go Brandon!
     
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  12. BudKilmer

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    Oil and Gas industry can fuck all the way off
     
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  13. Vito Corleone

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    This country's addiction to oil and gas will be written about ad nauseum as a primary cause of its downfall.
     
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  14. TAS

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    My bet is still on our love of racism. I think the US is pretty well positioned for the post-O&G energy future, and also one of the countries rich enough to deal with all the various O&G-induced climate disasters
     
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  15. Vito Corleone

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    Culturally I completely agree when the two party system starts to be dissected. Economically, I think O&G will be used as the case study of how hyper capitalism infects the economy and disproportionately impacted the political scene and stalled the country's needed transition to renewables to help mitigate the inevitable economic decrease of our victorious post-WWII economy.
     
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  16. dblplay1212

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    While gross to see a company laying off 11k people while buying back $40b in stock, I can chalk that up to capitalism. The airline ones irk me way more bc they get so many subsidies and bailouts and then turn around and buy back stock. I'm sure Meta gets them to a lesser degree too. Really should be a rule in place that prevents any subsidies if you buy back stock instead of investing in your company/people.
     
  17. Tommy Jefferson

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    God damn she’s great
     
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    :praisehim:
     
  19. Fran Tarkenton

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    entire state of Florida is garbage

     
  20. Tommy Jefferson

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    No fucking way this is real
     
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  21. afb

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    MTG said "jewish space lasers" and also thinks 9/11 was a hoax
     
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  22. DuffandMuff

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    Would’ve been easier if he simply said she was unfit because she’s a brown woman.
     
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  23. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  24. *DIESEL*

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  25. bwi2

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    cancel culture run amok
     
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  27. Josey Wales

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    Lol at using “some people did something” out of context as justification after literally laying everything down for trump and his mouth.

    this is satire part infinity
     
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  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I've read several of these but this one really plays bare how outright cartoonishly evil insurance companies are. The people who work for them absolutely do not have a moral compass want an easy paycheck, god forbid patient may need treatment beyond the FDAs recommended guidelines.

     
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  29. beerme

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    4% now
     
  30. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    I work (3 months in) for fortune100 company with a gazillion employees on Cigna and I just don’t know how to navigate any of this still. Had to pay $200 for an urgent care visit tonight to eventually get to a deductible. This system is so fucking stupid.
     
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  31. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  32. EdmondDantes

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    I would spent like a grand to watch a PPV debate between those two. if MTG had an ounce of shame or self awareness, she'd probably kill herself by the end.
     
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  33. AbeFroman

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    I actually dig it.

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  34. chuckmasterflex

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  35. herb.burdette

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    I’m sure Fox, CNN, and others will lead with this tonight.
     
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  36. Fran Tarkenton

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    so has the recession started yet or was it the shortest one ever
     
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  37. Matt Foley

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    News media: “Low unemployment continues to fuel inflation!”
     
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  38. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    “Companies - seeing labor costs skyrocket - must raise prices to meet executive compensation targets.”
     
  39. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    but muh eggs are slightly more expensive!
     
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  40. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    lol and of course futures are sharply down because strong jobs MUST mean inflation which means more rate hikes! Just fucking nuke the Earth man.
     
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  41. Fran Tarkenton

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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    Guess that is going to be a bottle of champagne that sits on a shelf for a while
     
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  43. steamengine

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    Gal third from left looks like this is interrupting her Gab time.
     
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  44. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    but have you seen gas prices???
     
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  45. Vito Corleone

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    BUT MUH EGGS?!?!?!?
     
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  46. Truman

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    Right. My first thought after seeing the numbers - Nice! oh wait maybe not nice because it justifies more rate hikes in their idiot minds.

    The absolute dumbest timeline
     
  47. PeterGriffin

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    I’m no economist but this recession bullshit isn’t happening.
     
  48. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Wait til the fed has something to say about this
     
  49. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Got eggs for $3 yesterday.
     
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