Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    The “people my age and old” part is the only thing keeping us from plunging off a cliff at this point. Health addled Boomers and Xers posting their revolutionary fantasies is a far cry from 80 million people doing anything. Jan 6 was terrifying and I think that was slightly less than 80 million.
     
  2. El Tiburon

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    But first, they should fire those weapons into DeSantis’ head 783 times.
     
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  3. BellottiBold

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    Fucking cowardly ass bullshit. God damn it
     
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  4. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  5. HoosDaMan

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    Only allowed to discuss history whites are comfortable with
     
  6. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    This is why colleges are abandoning the SAT
     
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  7. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  8. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Someone mentioned it’s hilarious how trump is encouraging all these other milquetoast republicans like Haley to run while going after Ron because:

    1 he’s not threatened by any of the others
    2 a crowded field will give him another 2016 scenario
     
  9. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    These mother fuckers. I want DeSantis (redacted) in the (redacted) more than any human alive. Fucking racist piece of shit.
     
  10. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  11. billdozer

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  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    How do people fall for this? He’s a fucking SNL skit.
     
  13. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    LOL we really just need to tell him liberals want landlords to be allowed to raise rents and we'll fix that housing burden real quick.
     
  14. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Get tucker to say it once and Ron will have it in law by the end of the next week. Governing based on the fox news greivance of the week is insane
     
  15. BudKilmer

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  16. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    This is just cleaned up Alex Jones content
     
  17. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  18. Josey Wales

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    Isn’t the first thing this sack of lies do was “banning crt”?
     
  19. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Is it even cleaned up?
     
  20. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Shu
     
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  21. bertwing

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    Yes
     
  22. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    This is first chapter Republican playbook stuff. Make a token and hollow gesture to insulate yourself from criticism on the same issue.
     
  23. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    It’s fucking stupid that I have to go through life biting my tongue every time I hear someone in Florida talk about how great and free we are.

    If Fat Ron wanted to, he could turn my University into a barren red hellscape at a moment’s notice. He just replaced enough trustees at New College to have their President removed and install Richard Corcoran as Interim President.

    We had a trustee during our last Presidential search nominate Corcoran and he got laughed out of the running. It was enough of a nightmare that he made the cutoff for the final dozen.
     
  24. Mister Me Too

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  25. bertwing

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  26. Prospector

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    Fuck
     
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  27. El Tiburon

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    That GOP establishment is really doing a top job of distancing itself from Trump
     
  28. Gaknight

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    I mean anyone they pick is going to be awful
     
  29. DuffandMuff

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    A real live talking Mrs Potato Head is certainly a choice.
     
  30. El Tiburon

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    I’m going to send every Democrat in Congress a lapel pin of a lion eating a Christian.
     
  31. —

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    How many times has santos shot an AR 15?

    trick question, he invented the AR 15
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's most likely been shot by an AR
     
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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    Flag pin post 9/11 was really stupid. This is just amazingly dumb on a whole other level
     
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  35. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  36. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    now do Putin.
     
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  37. Jax Teller

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    As much as it sounds like being an internet tough guy, I sometimes really wish some of these meal team 5 fucks would come at me like that. I'd love to rid the planet of them. The world will be a better place without them.
    There's far more ex military, gun owning libs than they think.
     
  38. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Now imagine if democrats replaced the flag (and not simply added a second lapel) with a rainbow.
     
  39. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  40. THEBLUERAIDER

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    My wife is taking her first self defense class tonight because women have been frequently assaulted, raped, killed while running (cool shit Tennessee/America), so I’m eating at a local Mexican restaurant.

    A guy sitting at the bar is proudly wearing a confederate flag hat. Unbelievable how comfortable these people are with their racism.
     
  41. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Heritage not hate!
     
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  42. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    hope bubba likes urine in his modelo

    edit: "hey senor bring me another marg, but next one maybe not so tangy"
     
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  43. Josey Wales

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    Ask if he’s a regular then have your wife kick his ass in the parking lot after a few months of classes.
     
  44. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Your wife to that guy after you provoke him into the parking lot
     
  45. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    TIL YouTube shorts do not imbed on tmb
     
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  46. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  47. Deep dirt

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    He’s a clown of the highest order. Chapo always goes in on his insane religious ramblings. Dude has this insane persecution complex when he’s actually just another run of the mill christofascist. He believes earnestly in exorcism just to give you a taste of his bullshit