Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    they billed him
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  2. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Kinda of stupid, it was only 100. Can't make any money if that's all your charging to repair
     
  3. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    he's really taken losing Grimes fairly hard, sad.
     
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  4. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    It's truly startling the people this dumbass chooses to spend time and energy on.

     
  5. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Elon Musk is a genius
     
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  6. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
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  7. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Remember when we were supposed to think this guy was some next level business mind?
     
  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Absolutely not shocked this woman is a huge grifting piece of shit,

     
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  9. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Like half the shit these people tweet is about how not enough people are reading their tweets. And they’ve sustained this discussion for fucking years. Just unbearable personalities.
     
  10. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Think how relatable that is for the common man who tweets vile shit and no one ever likes or retweets them. They feel seen, finally.
     
  11. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    :magatears: We need to get this smiley out to the public to spam their posts with.
     
  12. MJH

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    Playing victim is all they know how to do.
     
  13. HuskerInMiami

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    For a long time my twitter wasn't bad. This last week, my twitter is full of people I've never heard of pushing crazy agendas. One guy was saying that he's a US Vet that is pro-russia and wants to invade Canada.
    Tons of DeSantis puff pieces
    Random porn (wtf, that's on twitter?)

    I still get some cool vids like this that keep me coming back

     
  14. Bruce Bowen

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    Switch to reddit. Follow subreddits of interest. Profit.
    I feel like 99% of content on twitter, fb, insta comes from Reddit anyway. Source: I saw those videos on reddit two days ago
     
  15. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I saw that squeegee artist a few months ago; thinking of trying the technique on a guitar body sometime in the future (I build guitars these days), but I feel like it's probably more complicated than it looks.
     
  16. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The pendulum ball thing I remember seeing years ago
     
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  17. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    dude is on there just like testing things out because he doesn't understand how they work. which would be fine if he didn't OWN THE COMPANY and recently fire anyone who might know.
     
  18. Biship

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    Anyone else not seeing any promoted tweets?

    hadn’t realized it until I saw someone tweet about it lol
     
  19. ned's head

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    Does this mean that 3rd party apps will be able to come back for a fee?

     
  20. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Charging for a product that's worse than the free version you were getting 6 months ago is something.
     
  21. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Blue checkmarks are almost completely useless now. I use to use it to cull replies to a tweet but that's not even useful anymore.
     
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  22. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I think that tweet string brought my cancer back.
     
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  23. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Good rule is if the person's profile picture is an NFT character, they paid for the checkmark.
     
  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    The best part about twitter is now making fun of the blue check dorks. Imagine being such a loser that you give a billionaire $8.
     
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  25. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  26. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    Someone in power pissing on you and then trying to convince you it's raining.... as American as apple pie
     
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  27. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Im not gay nor a woman...but...i would hope my choice of hall pass would be better than this

     
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  28. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  29. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    real btw
     
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  30. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    My three year old was chattering away in the back seat last night and telling his mom a completely ridiculous story that only a child that age could tell with a straight face. We were driving ‘on the mountains’ then ‘took off like a plane’ then finally oh no we ‘went over the cliff into the water and the truck is a ship’, then we were back on the road.

    There’s a message in there somewhere.
     
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  31. HuskerInMiami

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    You're Elon's dad?
     
  32. DuffandMuff

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    We all have a little George Santos in us.
     
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  33. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    so glad this idiot is getting rid of the scorigami and would it dong accounts
     
  34. El Tiburon

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    Whoah whoah whoah, I can live with a few thousand extra Nazis on Twitter, but don’t you dare fuck with dong accounts!
     
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  35. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    ok
     
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  36. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  37. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Look he’d love to work on his silly cars but Elon is very busy making sure Twitter user MAGAgirl1776 is getting enough engagement, okay?
     
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  38. HuskerInMiami

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    I’m at McDonald’s and it thinks the building is a semi hitting me.
     

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  39. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    And it just let you die
     
  40. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Of dysentery, no less.
     
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  41. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    He sounds like he's fucked the platform up
     
  42. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    There was a handful of Chevy Bolt fires and they wound up recalling almost every single one manufactured from 2017 to like 2022, including mine, and gave them new batteries. I realize there's at least 10x more Teslas on the road but it's incredible how many fires we see from these.
     
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  44. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    lol. Yeah, it’s the old blue check mark that’s ruined Twitter.
     
  45. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Its like detention

     
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  46. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  47. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    “Readers”
     
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  48. Fuck this

    Fuck this Oh Hey
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    Used to love twitter and to scroll it but he’s killed it. So many people I don’t follow popping up in my timeline, shitty ads, tweets never refreshing. Just garbage.