Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Not sure where to post this, but a guy in my hometown is on the run from the FBI and ATF. He owns an ammo factory and a gun company. They raided his home and found a bunch of bombs. Also wanted for buying and selling illegal firearms and tax evasion. Apparently drove an orange lambo and a Toyota truck with a .50 cal mounted in the back. In a twist of irony, chuds are praising the guy because bomb making should be protected under the 2nd amendment.

    https://www.5newsonline.com/article...dzxIqbmsI&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#ldpwfpzjduf4lq77i18
     
  2. Bruce Wayne

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    Timothy McVeigh would agree with that.

    Guy was about 20 years too early. He'd fit in perfectly with this batch of Republicans so well that he'd probably be a Congressman right now
     
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  3. herb.burdette

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    They faxed Texas Congressman Steve Stockman (R) about the bombing before they did it. They’ve always been this way.
     
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  4. Josey Wales

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    And it was too late to do anything or they claimed not to get the alert in time
     
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  5. herb.burdette

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    A bunch of them ran on 1994 assault weapons ban, courting the crazies.
     
  6. THEBLUERAIDER

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  7. JGator1

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    Cults are fun!!!!

     
  8. portlandspartan

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    Kid never had a chance.
     
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  9. GrizzliesDrew

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    A Christian homeschool family turned their kid into a freak?!?!? I’m shocked!
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

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    I want to feel sorry for her but at 26 you’re old enough to make your own decisions. She leaned into the hate.
     
  11. SD_Irish

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    The neighbor being shocked is a little odd to me. This family that talked loudly about their beliefs, whose yard was littered with Trump and abortion signs and the parent often spoke for the daughter. No, totally normal interactions were common here. No tell tale signs of distress...
     
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  12. GrizzliesDrew

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    Ummm, if you’re a homeschool freak whose apparent only link to the outside world is occasionally bowling, she never had a chance
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    if you’re looking for an argument from me you won’t get one. Like I said I wish I could feel sorry for he but I can’t.
     
  14. AIOLICOCK

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    Shocking
     
  15. JGator1

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    You’re 100% on the money and just shows how people like MTG are fully in on the con. The “true believers” who are in positions of power just wanna suck up more money from delusional idiots.
     
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  16. ~ taylor ~

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    MGT is a true believer
     
  17. JGator1

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    I’m just not sure if she’s shifted to being in on the con, maybe I’m wrong. She’s got access to enough high level info to where I’d shift her to being just another grifter but who knows.
     
  18. ~ taylor ~

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    I think she's an imbecile who is in the deep
     
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  19. JGator1

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    Not all heroes wear capes take: you're probably right I was just digging too deep into the mind of a fucking moron.
     
  20. Prospector

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    This is an amazing take. You TMB chuds should be ashamed it didn't get more likes
     
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  21. Prospector

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  22. El Tiburon

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    This. When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When you're a moron, everything looks like a really stupid fucking idea that you embrace wholeheartedly.
     
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  23. Can I Spliff it

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    Damn I gotta start watching the Proud Family reboot
     
  24. PeterGriffin

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  25. Beeds07

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    Watch out for all that truth kids.
     
  26. dblplay1212

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    Show me the lie.

    (From the video, not the caption)
     
  27. dblplay1212

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    My wife and kid just left for Disney AMA
     
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  28. Truman

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    How soon do you anticipate forearm cramps?
     
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  29. dblplay1212

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    Ps5 controller is light imo
     
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  30. Mister Me Too

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    Checkmate libs

     
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  31. VaxRule

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    The way babies attack boobs, all female babies are gay as hell.
     
  32. JGator1

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  33. BudKilmer

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    “If you voted left you’re not thinking right” is a burn that just melted my phone
     
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  34. JGator1

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    He’s still got it, “Sloppy Chris” lol

     
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  35. Mister Me Too

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  36. southlick

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  37. Vito Corleone

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    As a liberal I feel owned by their suicide
     
  38. PeterGriffin

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    Guns don’t kill people, suicide pacts with your immediate family over a guy who has never heard of you and has never/will never care about you kill people.
     
  39. Illinihockey

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    it was a religious thing. The girl was clearly mentally ill. She made a video right before all this went down about the antichrist and all this shit
     
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  40. PeterGriffin

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    Yeah, I was taking about “God.”
     
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  41. Detlef Schrempf

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    That’s a fucking Dodge Dakota
     
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  42. Professor Moriarty

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    She was also ranting about the conspiracies against Trump. Why I posted it in this thread. Their yard was littered with Trump propaganda and they were fully immersed in the Trump as savior of Christianity.
     
  43. Mix

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  44. Bo Pelinis

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    Could have done without them mentioning the new world order or illuminati. Otherwise not wrong.
     
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  45. Bo Pelinis

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    There's this small subset of black liberation et al that gets sort of boomeranged around into Alex Jones territory so any time you hear things like that you're like, dangerously close to blaming (((globalists))) and that poisons the well
     
  46. Can I Spliff it

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