The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Had a roommate in college that would ask girls he was chatting up if they wanted to go to his room and see his fish tank. He had a fish tank that was all green and gross with no fish in it.
     
  2. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    It was exactly the person you think it is with the fish tank.
     
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  3. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    That’s illegal in most states, I’m pretty sure
     
  4. MLS

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    Your roommate had to be at least above average looking, I can't think of when I remotely cared about seeing a fishtank unless I just already was down to begin with

    Lion however, I'm pretty intrigued and kinda need to see a lion
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    If you would stop wearing sweatpants when you travel, you'll be flying 1st class in no time
     
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  6. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    The thing is, sex sells itself. You don’t have to have a great pitch.
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Rich Saudi guy got you with the lion line, didn't he
     
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  8. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yeah that wasn’t his pickup line. He used that as his closer to get whatever girl he was talking to all night to come up to his room.
     
  9. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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    I'm gunna make u bleed
     
  10. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yeah, that was his pickup line.
     
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  11. ~ taylor ~

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    I would ask them if they wanted to watch Mortal Kombat. Cut right through the bullshit.
     
  12. MLS

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    One of our best friends is the King's grandson. I mean literal best friends, he's one of my favorite people in the world

    He's well aware his country does some horrendous shit
     
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  13. bigred77

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    Tyfys
     
  14. MLS

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    He has about as much ability to sway political decisions in Saudi as I have to encourage Hilary to sit on my face
     
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  15. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    With the Saudi Royal family, you’re winning if you can just avoid getting thrown in jail during a power struggle.
     
  16. El Tiburon

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    Clinton or Duff? It matters.
     
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  17. MLS

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    Yea his relatives were devastated by their paid for stay at the Ritz

    But yes -it's ridiculous all around, we have to go in March
     
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  18. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    If I was a bisexual polyamorous woman, I imagine Saudi Arabia would be very low on my list of places to visit.
     
  19. MLS

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    I'm not banging Hilary Clinton, literally no amount of money

    Bill over Hilary by a landlslide
     
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  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Hill hates lions all her friends and lovers know that
     
  21. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    members of the house of saud are subhuman garbage hth
     
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  22. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I swear to God if y’all get Hillary Duff eaten by a lion…
     
  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Are we so innocent?
     
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  24. El Tiburon

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    What if she just gets eaten out by a lion?
     
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  25. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    We'll want the tapes.

    Either way
     
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  26. bigred77

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    Just went reading the wiki page on the king
    Your boy has like a dozen uncles lol
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    As Texans, you two are just above them
     
  28. El Tiburon

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    What I gather from today is that MLS and Eathan hang out with MBS and Jared Kushner, then they feed kids to a pet lion to harvest their adrenochrome.
     
  29. Lip

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    hence the username choice
     
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  30. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    This brings me about to a question that recently crossed my mind: what is the general consensus opinion of ass eating in the girl-on-girl community? I'd not be surprised to know you all pioneered this, too.
     
  31. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    how quickly can a lion be trained to remove clothes and do you have a gopro
     
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  32. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ah the Dahmer maneuver
     
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  33. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Maybe she’s a spaghetti noodle :shrug:
     
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  34. NDJOECA

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    Lol come on. If you want to be the most tedious person on earth, sure, everyone’s money is dirty. But there is at least a level of abstraction with being a basic drone of capitalism as compared to inheriting generational wealth from a genocidal theocratic fascist.

    Disregard if you are ironically quoting Trump.
     
  35. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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  36. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    :hilldawg:

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  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Tyfys
     
  38. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Hill is also a Texan
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    All you Texans look the same
     
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  40. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Known for Buns
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  41. Fidelio

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    bb83ffbc-9847-45c0-85c1-dd5fbd3a44d0_text.gif
     
  42. MLS

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    Probably the most thoughtful and generous person I know but sure

    People don't get to chose their parents

    My dad abandoned me and my mom has turtle races for money, I don't judge people for the sins of their fathers but he's arguably one of our best friends, it is what it Is
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this is the performance art I pay for
     
  44. MLS

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    I was waiting for the punchline
     
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  45. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Hold up...
     
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  46. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Thank you. I was worried that was going to fly under the radar.
     
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  47. angus

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    Missing comma's I believe. Dad races the turtles.
     
  48. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I stand with Jamal Khashoggi and his family.
     
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  49. Lip

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    have you never read the family members around the holidays thread?

    and if so, why the fuck not
     
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  50. Detlef Schrempf

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    Family members around the holidays thread
     
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