The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. MLS

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    Mom came up with the tortoise race situation, #Florida

    I've never had a present dad which is probably telling but whatever
     
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  2. Arrec Bardwin

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    We’ll never know how she met your father
     
  3. Corch

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    I feel like I have no idea what's going on itt

    The last thing that made any sense was somehow multiple dumb arguments about pubes
     
  4. El Tiburon

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    Arguments about pubes are only dumb if you're in favor of bush.
     
  5. MLS

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    Zero chance Oskar gets into that booth prior to me
     
  6. MLS

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    As a woman that has dated women for like the last decade, I don't understand the appeal of any hair whatsoever

    With that said, enjoy all the hair you want I just don't understand the mentality
     
  7. El Tiburon

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    Preach!
     
  8. Fidelio

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    who's down for a LA meetup
     
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  9. GoodForAnother

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    these people scare the living shit out of me
     
  10. Fidelio

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    not me. cheetahs is perfect venue, given my personal connection and tie to this thread.
     
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  11. VaxRule

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    Don’t think who was racing the turtles for money was what was perceived as odd.
     
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  12. VaxRule

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  13. Fusiontegra

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    There’s only so much time in the day. I choose to spend mine constantly refreshing the Hilary Duff thread.
     
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  14. MLS

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    I'm down for a Cheetah's happy hour
     
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  15. Fidelio

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    I had my bachelor party there
     
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    after me and shocker had our way with you, who can blame you.
     
  17. Boom TittyMilk

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  20. Constant

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    If Dump got with Duff, I could die happy.
     
  21. dump

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    I am a fan of big cats
     
  22. Handcuffed

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  23. Lip

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    Dump Slays LA Pussy, coming to theaters near you
     
  24. Lip

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    Big fail not to say cumming
     
  25. High Cotton

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    This is a great mash up of Vanderpump Rules with wild cats, Hilduff, and the House of Saud.
     
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  26. MLS

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    We both know that if you're told ahead of time there is a wild lion on the bus you aren't getting on

    Although if you knew Duff was on also you would probably ask for seat locations
     
  27. racer

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    Would you fight Oskar for 3-7 minutes with Hillary Duff?
     
  28. Roy

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    Wait the lion is not hairless right?
     
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    It's pretty much obligatory, I can't remember the last time I've brought a girl home that hasn't gone that route

    I'm sure being hairless unlike some of the heathens on the board plays a role in this situation
     
  30. MLS

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    If I raise my tone and just say holt habibi he's going to sit immediately and maybe pout a bit but he's probably better behaved than any dog I've had
     
  31. Eathan Edwards

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    Even for me, the back and forth of eating ass and lion taming is a lot. Ts & Ps
     
  32. MLS

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  33. El Tiburon

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    How do you think the lions get so tamed?
     
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  34. Eathan Edwards

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    They're the OGs of ass eating - it's just inherent apparently.
     
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  35. Eathan Edwards

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    Like dogs will sniff obviously, cats get weird about it to where you have to look the other way.
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    When you eat their ass?
     
  37. HotMic

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  39. NDJOECA

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    If it weren’t dangerous and illegal I would love to have a lynx as a pet.

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  40. The Subspace Mariner

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    I would love to own a hippo.
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    Now THATS a dangerous mother fucker. I’d coat it in armor and put a saddle on it and ride around town.
     
  42. NDJOECA

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    Would also be dope, though an animal of that size would be legit burdensome to feed and get rid of their poop.
     
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  43. MLS

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    There is no way you're just now gathering this
     
  44. Gunners

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    ok Pablo Escobar
     
  45. racer

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    Just look at this good boy

     
  46. beist

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    I have been looking all over for a place to talk about what exotic pets we want. I should have thought to check the Hillary duff thread. Anyways, I choose a mini giraffe.
     
  47. shaolin5

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    Man you guys can fuck up a thread.
     
  48. MLS

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    She's an exotic pet I want and I stand by it

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  49. Capt Wigs

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    I'll take a dwarf elephant, please.