Mom came up with the tortoise race situation, #Florida I've never had a present dad which is probably telling but whatever
I feel like I have no idea what's going on itt The last thing that made any sense was somehow multiple dumb arguments about pubes
As a woman that has dated women for like the last decade, I don't understand the appeal of any hair whatsoever With that said, enjoy all the hair you want I just don't understand the mentality
There’s only so much time in the day. I choose to spend mine constantly refreshing the Hilary Duff thread.
We both know that if you're told ahead of time there is a wild lion on the bus you aren't getting on Although if you knew Duff was on also you would probably ask for seat locations
It's pretty much obligatory, I can't remember the last time I've brought a girl home that hasn't gone that route I'm sure being hairless unlike some of the heathens on the board plays a role in this situation
If I raise my tone and just say holt habibi he's going to sit immediately and maybe pout a bit but he's probably better behaved than any dog I've had
I was gunna say, I know it's legal to own them in Texa, under some pretty strict guideline. But I guess houston doesn't allow it at all. Tyranny
Now THATS a dangerous mother fucker. I’d coat it in armor and put a saddle on it and ride around town.
Would also be dope, though an animal of that size would be legit burdensome to feed and get rid of their poop.
I have been looking all over for a place to talk about what exotic pets we want. I should have thought to check the Hillary duff thread. Anyways, I choose a mini giraffe.