Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    please provide assassination coordinates
     
  2. Oranjello

    Oranjello Well-Known Member
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    :old:

    Thank you.
     
  3. Deep dirt

    Deep dirt Well-Known Member
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    Go to account settings. Delete account. Solved
     
  4. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Fuuuuuck that.

     
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  5. rulethirty

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    that's bound to add dozens of subscribers
     
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  6. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    I look forward to hearing about them changing their mind on that by end of business today
     
  7. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  8. Taffy

    Taffy Token Brit poster
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    Haven't got time to read this, too busy polishing my V8
     
  9. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    V8 in the streets, four banger in the sheets
     
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  10. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    No wonder I’ve never been into sports cars
     
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  11. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    Whoops, I dropped my magnum condom the keys to my Ford fiesta
     
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  12. two

    two Hello
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    Ability to tweet is down lol
     
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  13. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    just went to laptop and discovered, I've, " exceded my tweet limit. Try again tomorrow." I didn't know I had a limit.
     
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  14. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    got this error when trying
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  15. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Goddam media
     
  16. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    scheduled tweets still work
     
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  17. two

    two Hello
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    Ok but how do I schedule a tweet
     
  18. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    didn't know about that feature.

    scheduling a bunch of shit posts for a year from now just in case twitter (and/or the world) still exists 2/8/24
     
  19. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  20. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    upload_2023-2-8_18-20-31.png
     
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  21. two

    two Hello
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    I don’t have that
     
  22. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Have to use a laptop/desktop browser.
     
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  23. two

    two Hello
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    I was so ready too
     
  24. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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    Standard blocking and tackling folks
     
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  25. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Let’s see if we can borrow some of this tech to put a muzzle on Dump
     
  26. OZ2

    OZ2 Well-Known Member

    Didn’t know if it was just me, text some friends with screenshots.

    everybody going through shit.

    It appears the bigly problems we knew would happen are finally here.
     
  27. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Pretty good that the one and only function of your app doesn’t work
     
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  28. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Hilton Honors VIP
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    Musk is a genius and revolutionized the world
     
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  29. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    Can we update the thread title from buys to breaks?
     
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  30. BudKilmer

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    real life Tony Stark!!!!
     
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  31. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    global issue lmao
     
  32. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  33. Deep dirt

    Deep dirt Well-Known Member
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    Guys I posted the fix yesterday. Like seriously why support the guy by maintaining an account there?
     
  34. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    He's the one that sucks, why should we have to leave?
     
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  35. Deep dirt

    Deep dirt Well-Known Member
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    Because having an account is tacit support of what Twitter is now. Deleting an account is actively contributing to declining ad revenue numbers. You can still read tweets without an account.
     
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  36. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Uh, because I’m addicted
     
  37. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    He's sufficiently fucking up the value of Twitter without any help from me

    :winning:
     
  38. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I have a Nissan Versa Note, one of if not the cheapest production car on the market at the time I got it six years ago. BDE.
     
  39. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    :meh:

    lol no it isn’t
     
  40. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    upload_2023-2-8_15-25-38.gif
     
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  41. Deep dirt

    Deep dirt Well-Known Member
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    Yeah I know huge numbers and all that but it certainly is that simple. Enjoy propping up the Twitter corpse!
     
  42. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    he finally figured out how to stop the bots
     
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  43. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    I think that dumbass just deleted all existing direct messages
     
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  44. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    he better not have

    i have a meme video stavros sent me, it's my most treasured possession
     
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  45. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    YouTube doesn't seem to be working. Not sure if that's related
     
  46. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    ok they're back now
     
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  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    You must show this
     
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  48. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    false
     
  49. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Coward
     
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