Brett Favre steals and is redneck scum.

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  1. southlick

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  2. southlick

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  3. Beeds07

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    Hey everyone, those people I stole from aren’t really human, so why are people mad?

    ~Brett Favre

     
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  4. bro

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    "exclusively to Fox News Digital"

    "public state university"

    "wellness center"

    :laugh:
     
  5. bro

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    let's recall his text from August 2017

    "if you were to pay me is there anyway the media can find out where it came from and how much"
     
  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Yeah aren't there like, really stupid texts outlining that they're all worried about getting caught criming but also about doing more crime even though they obviously realize it's a crime or, at best, really fucking suspect?
     
  7. bertwing

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    Yes

    but he was just trying to help his Alma mater
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    asked and answered
     
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  9. DUCKMOUTH

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  10. Redav

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    I still can't get over texting someone "If we steal this money do you think the media could find out?"
     
  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    Just a reminder that Favre is shit and fuck him.
     
  12. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    For a volleyball….I mean wellness center
     
  13. Arrec Bardwin

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    CBS was giving this a lot of airtime this AM.
     
  14. southlick

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  15. Redav

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    Lol oh my god
     
  16. Butthead

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    Russell Wilson is getting nervous
     
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  18. DUCKMOUTH

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    Can’t wait for it all to crash on him.
     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    What in the fuck
     
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  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Can’t wait for NFL fans to downplay dog death now that it’s his bitch ass
     
  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Willing to bet those 63 kids have something in common.

    Bert running his own Tuskegee camp. Just kill him.
     
  22. DUCKMOUTH

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    Dude deserves as much shit as he can get.
     
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  23. Jack Bauer

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    For the record, Vikings fans were split 50/50 on wanting him, and of those who did want him, it was split 50/50 between genuinely wanting him for his talent and wanting him to troll Packer fans.

    Same reason we’ll dump Cousins for Rodgers at some point, who seems like a great candidate to be equally as shitty as Favre.
     
  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Fast forward to December of that year, and that 50/50 split looked a lot different.

    I grew up in WI. I've lived in the TC for 14 years now. Packer fans suck worse, but it ain't by too much
     
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  25. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    No Packer fans are far worse, and I’m more of a casual fan who thinks hardcore cosplaying Vikings fans are trash.
     
  26. Arrec Bardwin

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    Concussion Cream might be the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard.
     
  27. bro

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  28. BudKilmer

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    Just an irredeemable piece of shit
     
  29. Butthead

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    That was today's ESPN Daily episode. Favre claimed you could rub the cream on your kid's neck before they went to the playground and it would prevent head injuries. Just total bullshit
     
  30. ButchCassidy

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    Is anything going to happen to him?
     
  31. WhiskeyDelta

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    Famous and wealthy white guy, so he'll probably be a senator for Mississippi soon.
     
  32. DUCKMOUTH

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    Rice band did this last night during the Halftime show against Southern Miss. I think it’s awesome.

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  33. Prospector

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    Oh how I hope Bret was there
     
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  34. DUCKMOUTH

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  35. Baron

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  36. IV

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    Isn’t this stuff all proven in text messages?
     
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  37. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Anyone can file a lawsuit
     
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  38. Prospector

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    :yaoface:
     
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  39. Gaknight

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    We call this the Patrick Reed
     
  40. DUCKMOUTH

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  41. IvanTheTerrible

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    That prick was a hs teammate of mine. I'm not willing to say he's Brett Favre bad just yet. But he's got the inside line.
     
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  42. bro

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    Much like portnoy and trump, this lawsuit will fail
     
  43. IvanTheTerrible

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    Notice he did not sue anyone for saying he had a small dick because there is empirical evidence on that part of his reputation.
     
  44. Ty Webb

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    You played hs golf with Reed?
     
  45. Prospector

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  46. IvanTheTerrible

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    For two years, I did. None of my hs friends are shocked by the course of his life.
     
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  47. IvanTheTerrible

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    Don't ruin this dream for me.
     
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  48. Ty Webb

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    That’s pretty wild. Appreciate you sharing.
     
  49. Gaknight

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    You may want to try googling Patrick Reed again. He has like a $1billion lawsuit out there for that very thing right now.