The Surgery Thread: Physical Therapy Welcomed

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How many surgeries have you had?

  1. 0 surgeries

    62 vote(s)
    27.2%
  2. 1 surgery

    56 vote(s)
    24.6%
  3. 2 surgeries

    42 vote(s)
    18.4%
  4. 3 surgeries

    22 vote(s)
    9.6%
  5. 4 or more surgeries

    46 vote(s)
    20.2%
  1. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
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    West Virginia MountaineersAtlanta BravesMiami DolphinsArsenal

    I was born with a cleft lip so surgery on day 1 of my life. Surgery to put tubes in my ears. Wisdom teeth. Tonsillectomy.
     
  2. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

    Left ankle
    Right knee
    Bladder replacement
     
  3. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew York JetsAEW

    tonsils removed
    bone tumor removed

    next month getting two glands removed
     
  4. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

    I have to have a Hydrocelectomy next week.

    Look that shit up.
     
  5. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

    Congrats on getting someone to fondle your nuts sir.
     
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  6. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

    I just wanna get rid of it
     
  7. NDJOECA

    NDJOECA Well-Known Member

    Played sports my entire life, been in two car accidents, got hit in the face with an Olympic weight bar when spotting a guy who dumped a plate. No surgeries or broken bones.
     
  8. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsArsenal

    How do you get hit in the face spotting?
     
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  9. NDJOECA

    NDJOECA Well-Known Member

    Not exactly spotting, was in high school with 8 million dudes from the football team in a small weight room, guy started to lose it, i stupidly tried to intervene and the plate came off with my face directly over the bar. I was standing on the side, not behind.
     
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  10. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
    Donor
    Syracuse Orange

    Shocked I missed this thread last year. 7 total:
    3 open heart surgeries
    2 nasal reconstruction surgeries
    ACL & Meniscus tear surgery
    Hernia surgery
     
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  11. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

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  12. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
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    West Virginia MountaineersAtlanta BravesMiami DolphinsArsenal

    We can just break down the word. Hydro is water. Celect = select. Tomy = to remove

    so they are just gonna select an area to drain some fluid. My guess is his lungs lol
     
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  13. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

    Left nut
     
  14. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersAtlanta BravesMiami DolphinsArsenal

  15. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsArsenal

    Fucking hell, glad you’re still kicking it

    Good friend of mine had the widowmaker in his early 20s, doctors said it was a miracle he survived
     
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  16. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
    Donor
    Syracuse Orange

    Congenital heart defect. Heart stopped at 6 weeks old during a test, so emergency surgery. 2nd was the 1st day of my senior year. Last was a mechanical valve at 30.
     
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  17. AIOLICOCK

    AIOLICOCK https://www.antifa.org/
    Donor TMB OG
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsCarolina PanthersCharlotte FC

    Adenoid removal
    Micro surgery on left index finger
    Lateral meniscus repair on left knee
    Wisdom Teeth Removal
    Screws in left ankle
    Screw and plate in left wrist
    External Fixator in left wrist
    Fusion of left ankle
     
  18. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    Welp - I'll know more on Monday but go ahead and tack on to my resume:

    Jaw - dreading this, first one was absolutely miserable.
    Nose - not my first rodeo and recovery time is fast as hell.

    Two parts of my left orbital - not supposed to be that bad and quick recovery but it's possible my eyelid will likely never fully open normally again so it'll be like I'm giving you a half-wink at all times. Or I just look really suspicious in perpetuity. I'm going to be pulling fucking Costanza's apparently moving forward.

    Finger - somehow my pinky got broken which I don't have to do shit other than wrap/stint it but I'm still trying to wrap my head around how I managed to break just my pinky.
     
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  19. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    Texas RangersDallas CowboysTexas State BobcatsUTEP MinersLiverpoolEl Paso LocomotiveJuarez

    I've seen this happen live. It was pretty ugly
     
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  20. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Florida Gators

    Maybe an occupational hazard of putting it in the stinky?
     
  21. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    Forgot about wisdom teeth being removed. Also had first colonoscopy 3 years ago and have my 2nd next month.
    At some point on the next 6 to 12 months most likely will be donating a kidney.
     
  22. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsSan Francisco GiantsPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia FlyersLiverpoolWrexham AFC

    Tonsils as a kid
    Wisdom teeth
    Gallbladder and benign tumor removal
    Spinal fusion to fix broken back
    Bilateral hernia
    ACL repair

    upcoming: vasectomy
     
  23. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
    Donor
    Virginia Tech HokiesPittsburgh PenguinsAtlanta Braves

    I didn’t really consider the Wisdom Teeth
    Appendix removal in 4th grade is the only major thing I’ve had.
     
  24. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

    My hydrocele is gone. :smugdog:
     
  25. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

    Had ACL surgery on my right knee, two weeks ago.
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    Torn bicep tendon repaired a couple months ago. Might need to get shoulder surgery too if PT doesn’t help with the pain and range of motion. I also am concerned with long term effects. I don’t know which one is better in the long run.
     
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  27. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail
    Donor

    I'm recovering from a simple scope and that fucking sucks. PT says shoulder surgery is the absolute worst to come back from and it's not even close.
     
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  28. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsSan Francisco GiantsPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia FlyersLiverpoolWrexham AFC

    First month post op is brutal
     
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  29. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

    That first week was brutal once the nerve blocker wore off.
     
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  30. Red Rover

    Red Rover Neck water faucet, mockingbirds mocking
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishPhoenix Suns

    Had ACL surgery for the second time on my left knee Jan 12

    Shit sucks
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    right now I’m in constant pain. I wake up in pain and go to sleep in pain. I’m also trying not to take pain meds too much. If I can deal I will. I just don’t want to regret not getting it repaired when I’m older and having to deal with the pain all the time.
     
  32. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsSan Francisco GiantsPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia FlyersLiverpoolWrexham AFC

    I had issues with my leg cramping up at night for a few weeks post op and it was impossible to sleep more than a couple of hours at night
     
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  33. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

    I stayed at my Dad’s house that first week. That couch wasn’t it. Would sleep maybe 40 minutes and then wake up. Plus sleeping with the brace on, made things so uncomfortable
     
  34. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh PenguinsFulham

    I have had wisdom teeth but nothing beyond that. I now work at a surgery center though.
     
  35. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Put a decent sized hole in my chin at age 3 when I tripped and fell face first into the corner of my captain’s bed, parents elected to have plastic surgery done on it so the scarring wouldn’t be so bad as I got older
     
  36. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    Had ACL surgery twice on the right knee. If it goes out a third time, fuck it, cut it off and give me a robot leg or something.
     
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  37. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    Can add kidney transplant surgery to my list now. By far the roughest one for me.
     
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  38. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I've had three on the left. It blew out a fourth time and I said fuck it. Just wear the brace doing anything athletic.
     
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  39. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

    Officially two weeks post-op and my flexion is pretty rough (as of Wednesday I was only at 75°). When I flex, it feels like it’s pulling on something, I would like to hope it’s not scar tissue already built up
     
  40. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

  41. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsSan Francisco GiantsPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia FlyersLiverpoolWrexham AFC

    It takes a lot of pulling to stretch that replacement out. It’s a process.
     
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  42. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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  43. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsSan Francisco GiantsPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia FlyersLiverpoolWrexham AFC

    Did you have a shitty surgeon like Leeroy Jenkins! , or are you just a maniac?
     
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  44. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    The harder you work on the flexion on the front end the better off you are in the long run.
     
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  45. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
    Donor

    No. Two different ones. One was formed sports team surgeon. None of them lasted a year. No clue why.

    Probably didn't go easy enough on them long enough but was cleared to do so.
     
  46. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

    Truly feel bad for you man
     
  47. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
    Donor

    At peace with it long ago. Not limiting in any way. Torn meniscus is more of a problem some times.
     
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  48. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
    Donor

    Had some really tough ones: wisdom teeth, plantars wart removal, vasectomy and colonoscopy with polyp removal - THEY CUT INTO ME IT COUNTS!
     
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  49. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSan Francisco GiantsNew Orleans SaintsChicago Cubs

    Wisdom teeth does not count, that dork from the hangover is not a doctor
     
  50. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Wanna swap polyp pics?
    See colonoscopy thread