Looking like a Xanax night later so I can shake the scaries off. We ain’t drinking for awhile and I’ve somehow felt the need to overdue it because I knew we were drying out.
had a wake for your preseason #1 unc tar heels last night and baby I can tell this is gonna be a bad one
man where are all the rainclouds we saw all week this sunshine is for the birds haven't overdone it like this in a while
That being said I am a bit hungover as well but mostly still a little buzzed, I think tomorrow will suck more
Arnold Palmer Invitational yesterday. It has been a bit since I got after it. We boozed from 10:30 am to about 7 pm. Worst hangover I have hand in years. My body is in full rejection mode. Can this day end?
That 11.5% triple IPA at 10pm last night (after an evening of cooking and drinking) seemed like a good idea at the time
I went out on St Pats to try and pretend I wasn't a 36 year old father of two. The crowds were too big, the music was too loud, the lines were so long I could barely get drunk, and thanks to how busy it was I didn't get home until like 12:30. Well, I was so tired my entire weekend was shot. No motivation to do anything at all. Not even worth it anymore.
thank you. I’ll always think of you when I see a cow or a picture of one my daughters’ wearing that god awful sweatshirt.
you moved back to that elbow on the table eating hellhole called Wisconsin? Btw fuck dayne Alvarez and that asshole Bucky who isn’t rabid just 100% asshole
I was at a podunk bar Saturday night. Lost a bet so I had to do a lemon drop. Tender was out of lemons, so she put vodka in a shot glass and poured a packet of stevia in it. No wonder I was hungover.
Didn’t really have a hangover today but was in a very bad mood last night and decided to get pretty fucking drunk when I had family at my house(after they were asleep). Wasn’t great but could have been way worse Made nachos at 2 am, a few heard my master cooking I wanna be better
I’ll probably be here tomorrow. But imma try and fight it off. See if my hangover prevention actually works.
1. Take a huge shit. Done 2. Stop drinking at 10. (Edit 1024 so a little late) 3. Drink water until I fall asleep. Won’t drink anything but water so let’s see how this works out for me. Been drinking all day. 4.(edit) enjoy being buzzed/drunk fight the desire to continue to drink and get fucked up. This is especially important at my age. will edit once I do each
God I was so unbelievably hungover yesterday. Went to my inlaws on the 3rd for FILs birthday. Ended up drinking idk how much whiskey. After we got home I called my wife who was upstairs and said "change order 1422 is complete". When pressed about what the hell I was talking about I just kept repeating myself. Then she came downstairs and I said "heh so that's what it takes to get you to come down here". Never did reveal what the change order was.
have to downgrade because my stomach is pretty bad. It’s really why I can’t drink more than once a week and honestly it shouldn’t be that much. I can’t keep anything down the day after I get too drunk.
I had this weird dream last night that I came home all fucked up and ate like a hundred mini chocolate candies out of these strangely perfectly organized containers in my kitchen. Then much to my horror I opened the pantry this morning to find this