MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

I probably won’t show up in 3 weeks tbh. I just can’t get into mls

 

Superior league requires superior posters. We aren’t surprised.

 

Is anything more StL CITY than this “post” ? Pathetic “posters” even more pathetic “fans”.

 

Yarbrough with a double Fucking save

 

More like, nobody wants him around

 

Sounders goal = rekt

 

J mo smoothe

 

Maybe SKC gets that elusive first goal in game 3…

 

Lol at this. MLS refereeing technology is pathetic.

 

more like Boring KC amirite

irite

 

not gonna lie from my glances Seattle's having some quality builds

 

The revenge tour is in full effect.

 

Doubtful

 

Why do KC’s opposing GKs keep showing up on this list? Is firing shots right into the GKs gut a bad strategy? I bet it works next week.

 

Just hanging around back there because you know CBs just cycle the ball around out of habit is brilliant. Should've kept Carnell imo

 

those CITY folk really went all out huh

 

I'm sure I saw this when it happened but I didn't remember they brought in Gioacchini

 

checking out the 360 show and this seems like the kind of thing that'd be nice to have on in the background during the work week

 

I could see Aiden taking a leap this year. Hopefully he finds a good spot to land in Europe.

 

Damn that’s hot

 

Move over Ohio, SKC-Col going to steal your bit. Hays is pretty he’ll like honestly, if he’ll was a vast emptiness of nothingness and despair.

 

And also NYCFC

 

Early season positivity/oddity, we might not ever score, but through 2 games RBNJ has conceded 11 shots, only 1 on target and that was a penalty.

 

CCL starts tomorrow, feels like it's flown under the radar a bit with all this apple brouhaha

 

don't really want LAFC adding to their case and fuck Philly so I guess I'm Liga MX'n this year

 

Austin, Montreal, and Orlando getting disrespected.

 

suppose Austin has a shot, Orlando's in the fuck off category, Montreal Vancouver has no chance

 

oh snap Austin's down 3-0 62 minutes in

 

holy shit the band in the crowd is super mic'd up and it's incredible

 

hopefully they're gearing up for another jam

 

between this and the tunes I'm in love, vamos Violette!

 

band's back baby

 

Lalas is so angry

 

Fuck em

 

This team doesn't even have a Fotmob page

 

DOOP with a mostly reserve line up

 

Why was the Austin game so early? They usually play these things at midnight it seems.

 

Who is this shitty Donovan kid? I’ve never heard of him and he’s not on their roster according to the MLS app/website. Should be on a yellow for that pathetic dive and he’s scuffed multiple chances.

 

And he just kicked the ball straight over the end line

 

No surprise, but good lord at these field conditions

 

El Pulpo is shaking in his fish tank

 

Pretty close to a top 11 there El_Pato or mc415 ?

 

Pretty damn strong

 

Dog went straight for the ball haha

 

concacaf's just the fucking best

 

That’s a good buddy if I’ve ever seen one. Can we name him Dogso?

 

good boy looked so happy being carried away