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One of my earliest mistakes was not having rich parents

 

To be fair, I grew up with my pops in Oakland. My mom was busy with her new man.

 

When would Oklahoma not require a bulkshit reason to visit?

 

I don’t see it taking off

 

Technically a "lack of bush sighting"

 

Lego David Spade needs to calm down

 

He looks like Joe Dirt gone politico

 

Incredibly done

 

Yes IMO

 

Wrong thread

 

I'd probably be on the phone for help so no.

 

I love all seafood except octopus and squid. But they do love their pulpo in Mexico.

And they're basically sentient, which makes it questionable from a moral perspective.

 

Octopus and squid are both delicious if prepared well

 

Or Joe Dirt if he was a Romulan.

 

TBF, if you live in California, Hawaii isn’t too expensive to get to. Almost every one of my cousins went there for their honeymoon. It’s like the Niagara Falls of the west coast.

 

No more or less moral than eating another animal IMO.

 

Fair

 

Super regional or good football game is what I was hoping for

Alaska is obviously pretty easy to make an excuse to travel to

 

Alaska Airlines will fly you there for $99

 

probably more moral than most herbivores. They’re predators, game recognize game

 

SEC

 

Have you considered telling your step dad to invest in FSU NIL efforts?

 

I can’t eat octopus for that reason.

 

With how much you travel it's actually pretty surprising you aren't a squid or octopus guy

I'm not sure how you made it through a Peru trip without having ceviche de pulpo multiple times (apologies if I'm misremembering you taking a trip there)

In San Sebastián there are baby squids in Olive Oil at like half of the pintxos spots and obviously fried calamari is on an absurd amount of menus in the U.S.

No judgement, just surprising

 

It's not the cost, I just already know a trip to Hawaii results in him getting a phone call the first day there and "having to fly back"

 

This is fair - Separately I feel like Professor Moriarty owes the board a further explanation on his first time seeing a shaved vag on aforementioned Hawaii trip.

 

Wife and GF have both been - I'm the only asshole that hasn't.

 

for my own sanity this is 9 right? Really hung up here on the 2 next to the parenthesis without a symbol, I’m assuming multiply like it’s an x

 

I've tried it plenty of times, just never hits for me. Rarely eat anything fried unless it's an oyster poboy.

Had the best ceviche of my life at La Mar Cevicheria in Lima, pero no pulpo.

I've probably eaten more grasshoppers than squid/octopus in Mexico the past few years.

 

that makes sense for some reason looking at 2(1+2) just didn’t look right in my eye vs 6/2x(1+2)

 

So no on like Ika Nigiri, Chipirones en su tinta, Ikayaki, etc

Nothing wrong with grasshoppers/crickets/ants

 

Me gusta nigiri con pescado y camarones, pero no pulpo o squid. I've had Chipirones en su tinta and was not a fan, maybe it was the visual. Seen ikayaki on menus but never ordered.

 

Go to Spain and see if it changes your mind on this front

 

There is just no way “chipirones en su tinta” isnt referring to a mildly depraved sex act

 

Also I don’t know why, but it bothers me that whether you multiply or divide first for that equation depends on which comes first.

Like I said I don’t know why it does, but it do.

 

Have to love MLS thinking it's fine to think if you don't currently like squid or octopus that the solution is going to a fucking Michelin 3 star in Spain to alleviate that

 

With that said - squid and octopus are great so I'd definitely encourage you to try some other preparations there.

 

It was an example, txipiroi (squid) is a huge component of Basque gastronomy that you literally made me study for like 3 months

 

Grilled octopus with lemon, garlic, olive oil and chili flakes (or some version of this flavor profile) is delicious

 

*you're

Also works with "dog"

 

Thread is making me hungry now. There's a Sicilian place we like that has Octopus grilled with some olive oil and lemon, dynamite.

 

I prefer doing it with “drop bear”

 

Also works with "power bottom"