Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

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  1. racer

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  2. TC

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    "I'M HANGING OUT DRINKING IN THE BACK OF AN EL CAMINO!"
     
  3. JonathanCoachman

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    It’s funny how well respected art historians still think Leonardo painted this. Probably because they’ve rendered their entire field a but of a joke by falling for this scheme.
     
  4. Redav

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    Rich people getting swindled by fakes that experts can't spot makes me laugh so hard
     
  5. ~ taylor ~

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    Whenever I hit one of the main links on this site it opens the PGA Tour app on my phone and starts playing a Jay Monahan press conference. It's infuriating. I need to uninstall the app for this site to work properly. And when I reinstall the app, the glitch keeps happening.

    In other news, the PGA Tour app is a piece of shit.
     
  6. TC

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    One of the reasons why I'm team "look up everything on my browser and never download separate apps"
     
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  8. JonathanCoachman

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    Have you seen ads for Masterworks on any social media? The art market is attempting to steal poor peoples money now. You supposedly by shares in an old painting (that the company probably doesn’t even own or are just made up). The thing I admire about the scammers here is no bullshit promise about planting a tree.
     
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  9. Jimmy the Saint

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    They were aggressively advertising on podcasts for awhile. Did you know rare art returns *insert insane made up percentage* more than the S&P 500?
     
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  10. OZ2

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    In recently purchased thread a few months back I showed I got a pig. Little dude is a delight but this picture my wife sent me the other day had me rolling.

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  11. JonathanCoachman

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    The stakeholders don't even a right to know the location of the art. There's a certain minimum period you must keep your stake. You don't have a say on when, who and for how much the work gets sold for. Sure sounds like ownership to me.

    Whenever a podcast I like does a BetterHelp, The Scottish nobility nonsense or Masterworks ads, a part of me dies. BetterHelp seems like the most concerning of the bunch.
     
  12. TC

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    Bart Simpson and some of his friends bought a rare comic book together and everything turned out ok
     
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  13. Redav

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    It's absolutely insane to me so many companies can do this type of thing and I guess nothing can be done about it to clean it up
     
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  14. Jimmy the Saint

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    I have not encountered the Scottish nobility one. That sounds wild.
     
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  15. JonathanCoachman

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    Do you call assisting in the rise of Fallout Boy and Panic at the Disco okay? Bart, Milhouse and Martin inadvertently brought about the Emo aesthetic of the late 00's. Not okay.
     
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  16. JonathanCoachman

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    They'll plant you a tree (and are lying about that too) I think they say they'll plant it in the Scottish Highlands which is one of the last places on the planet that need trees at the moment.
     
  17. ~ taylor ~

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    Get a room, funboys
     
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  18. Ray McKigney

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    what’s the issue with better help out of curiosity?
     
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  19. Celemo

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    I thought the Scottish nobility one was where you could allegedly by some micro square footage of land like a square foot or something and then you will officially be granted the title of "Lord" because you own land there...or something along those lines
     
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  20. JonathanCoachman

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    It’s a tech startup matches patients with therapists (who may or may not be legit) If a patient goes in with good faith and tells the therapist or the company extremely personal information, terrible things will happen.

    Maybe the founder has a genuine want to help people with their mental health, I haven’t a clue. But the path to hell can be paved with good intentions.
     
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  21. JonathanCoachman

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    It is that. I figured people just assumed it was bullshit and got them as gag gifts. Apparently not. Scotland didn’t have an official nobility bullshit thing going on until it was absorbed into Great Britain. They use the term Laird which just means Lord or landowner.

    I’ve always been fascinated with aristocratic esoterica. It’s all so silly.
     
  22. herb.burdette

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    Neither Burns nor Grandpa Simpson got to keep the artwork they seized which was stolen by the Nazis though, regardless of who survived the tontine.
     
  23. Celemo

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    it reminds me a little of paying the hundred bucks to get a the naming rights to a star that you'll never locate in the night sky...if it even exists in the first place
     
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    Now I know what to get my wife for Mother's Day!
     
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  25. JonathanCoachman

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    Why not a 1/148 share in a Dutch landscape painting from from the 17th century that may or may not exist at all? The swampy lands of The Netherlands can sometimes be below sea level but you’ll soar to the moon if you take advantage of my limited time offer that expires in 12 minutes
     
  26. Celemo

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    if the results of every championship game/series was reversed in every sport, who are the GOATs?

    Jim Kelly would have to be on the list for winning 4 straight Super Bowls
    Jerry West would be up there
    Jordan would've gone 0-6
    hell Bill Russell would have lost 11 title series
     
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  27. JonathanCoachman

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    South Carolina...1 time SEC Football champion. Ahhh I just came.

    The Miracle on Ice still would have happened but Finland would won the gold.

    And I just tried all the alternate timelines, and there isn't a single one where TCU gets within 30 points of Georiga.
     
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  28. Butthead

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    Oregon football, two time national champions :ahh:
     
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  29. JonathanCoachman

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    But would you have made it to the natty after losing PAC championship game?
     
  30. Ray McKigney

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    Got it. Thank you.
     
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  31. Celemo

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    I'm not counting conference finals...the whole league finals
     
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  32. Celemo

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    Blazers would have 2 rings as well
     
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  33. JonathanCoachman

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    I can see why as a Michigan fan you’re not stoked on the conference championship game because of how badly they botched the divisions from the offset. I’d be annoyed too after beating my fierce rival having to go play a Purdue or Iowa who is maybe 4th or 5th best in the conference all in the hopes disaster doesn’t strike and you’re out of the playoff.
     
  34. Celemo

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    well, I wasn't thinking specifically about that but you get really into the weeds if your starting to count who would even be there in the first place

    I created a new thread for this topic
     
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  35. Lyrtch

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    lebron is the goat but also would become the goat in this scenario
     
  36. Lyrtch

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    jerry west would be #2
     
  37. TC

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    Dude we're in another fucking thread now
     
  38. Lyrtch

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    i didn't know u dumb bitch
     
  39. One Two

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    I had to turn off "open links in app" on my browser so that TMB wouldn't automatically open the PGA Tour app.
     
  41. Redav

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    I am enjoying this PGA Tour app saga
     
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  42. Butthead

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    No problems on my Samsung. Must be an iPhone thing
     
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  43. racer

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    Me too. Just for nostalgia sake, why don’t you recap it so we can relive the details we all definitely know.
     
  44. Name P. Redacted

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    Phone is working fine without the pga app
     
  45. Redav

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    That's what you get for following golf
     
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  46. Jimmy the Saint

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    LIV Golf app made my phone run better
     
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  47. Goose

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    Heard it’s not available in the major app stores
     
  48. ~ taylor ~

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    I have an s21. Might be time to upgrade.
     
  49. Tobias

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  50. Clown Baby

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    They're hanging down at Dino’s
     
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