2023: Summer Transfer Thread:When the Levy Breaks

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  1. TheFreak55

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    Spring is in the air, pollen is murdering some of us and rags are already firing up bullshit.
     
  2. NineteenNine

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    We skipping this summer’s window?
     
  3. TheFreak55

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    Sorry I'll fix that
     
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  4. nexus

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    yeah things are going pretty great at PSG so prob nonsense
     
  5. Artoo

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    Still seems crazy. Vini is hyped as maybe the next biggest star, but him and Mbappe occupy the same space on the field.

    I get it. If you can get Mbappe now, do it. But that has to mean Vini leaves. No way he wants to play off the bench
     
  6. SugarShaun

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    Mbappé is plenty capable of playing on the right, has done so plenty for both club and country
     
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  7. TheFreak55

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    and centrally
     
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  8. Artoo

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    Hmm, thank you. I didn't know that. I don't even know where to watch those farmer's league games, so I've never seen a PSG game. I really did think he was just on the left wing
     
  9. nexus

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    he’s 100% replacing Benzema as the 9 (hypothetically) and playing centrally
     
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  10. SugarShaun

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    He moved away from playing RW when they got Messi but even with that, the last 2 seasons he’s got 15 on LW vs 62 centrally according to Transfermarkt
     
  11. Artoo

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    So it's Neymar on the left, Mbappe, and then Messi on the right? (When all are healthy and playing)
     
  12. SugarShaun

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    Yes sir. With Neymar out they’ve been going 3 at the back and playing Mbappé/Messi ST partnership
     
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  13. Artoo

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    It's very hard to visualize. All I see is Messi drifting to the middle, Neymar driving to the middle, and Mbappe on the left. Lol
     
  14. nexus

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    is that when the opponent has the ball and PSG are defending with 5?
     
  15. TheFreak55

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    so Gavi on a free this summer?
     
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  16. Andy Reocho

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    #Barcelona
     
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  17. TheFreak55

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    seems like enough levers weren’t pulled last summer
     
  18. zeberdee

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    wow cancel culture is out of control
     
  19. Andy Reocho

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    What a wild turn of events heading into summer window. The oil state clubs will be throwing wild wages at him
     
  20. Andy Reocho

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    You obviously just missed the most recent memes.
     
  21. zeberdee

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    yea, what did I miss?
     
  22. Andy Reocho

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    I was just making fun of user artoo claiming all the Barca issues were just memes.
     
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  24. TheFreak55

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    I mean he literally just used his head to tackle yesterday so
     
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  25. soulfly

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    Twice :laugh:

    He's crazy as shit.
     
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  26. The Banks

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    Hi, yes, Bayern likes free transfers.
     
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  27. nexus

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    what are the odds Barca come back and offers him a contract with worse terms than before? Like a non 0 chance right?
     
  28. Andy Reocho

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    They’re so fiscally responsible I can’t see them doing something like that.
     
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  29. NineteenNine

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    And would never try to lowball talent.
     
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  30. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    And would never publicly smear them when said offer is rejected
     
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  31. Pasta88

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    Ousmane Dembelé is randomly at the Sunderland match right now so start the rumours haha
     
  32. Andy Reocho

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  33. Druce

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    I mean he signed the new contract, I'm sure they'll just do it again in the summer. This is a nothing burger. There is nothing about him or anything he's done that suggests he has any desire to leave.
     
  34. Andy Reocho

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    Color me skeptical that they have the funds to do that
     
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  35. TheFreak55

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    I know a way they can secure funds :awesomeface:
     
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  36. Andy Reocho

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    ?
     
  37. SugarShaun

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    I believe he is referring to the “Trash Frenkie in the media and hope he leaves” lever
     
  38. Andy Reocho

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    That’s a very unique lever that’s hidden in the Marca offices.
     
  39. NineteenNine

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    Wait, he loses his number too? :laugh:
     
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  40. Andy Reocho

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    That’s probably the weirdest part of the story to me.
     
  41. soulfly

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    :laugh:
     
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  42. TheFreak55

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  43. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    To reiterate a point made by my Bayern brother The Banks……

    Bayern likes free transfers
     
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  44. Andy Reocho

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    No kink shaming please
     
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  45. TheFreak55

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    is that you ManagingBarca?
     
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  46. Andy Reocho

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    Uhhh. Nnnnnnooooooo :iseeu:
     
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  47. TheFreak55

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    its like being a cop, if you are you have to tell us
     
  48. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  49. Paddy Murphy

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    This guy looks really good. Some incredible weight on some of these passes. Top 3 in tackles won as well. Apparently one year left at Lorient on his deal and maybe a bargain this summer. Had never heard of him.



    ETA: Enzo Le Fee is also an insanely good soccer name.
     
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  50. NineteenNine

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    We want to buy him. What is le fee?