MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Outisde Beckham I can’t come up with 3 more. Anyone else?
     
  2. DirtBall

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    Worst Fucking season ever. Fuck this. Fold the league.
     
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  3. DirtBall

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    Without doubt the least talented team in the league is on 9 points out of 9. Why does anyone take this shit seriously?
     
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    Soulless Tim Parker is such a tool
     
  6. DirtBall

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    In 2 or 3 days when the StL fans realized they won I’m sure they’ll be overjoyed. FuckCuntz.
     
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  7. Shiggityshwo

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    that CITY's so hot right now
     
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  8. Shiggityshwo

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    8 goals they're just scoring for fun
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    Shiggityshwo i love you but god damn fuck cunt nut…..


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  10. DirtBall

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    THEY. ARE. NOT. GOOD.

     
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    GRRRRRRF


     
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    GOD DAMNIT Tiger Z quit liking my posts where I post out how awful your roster is. STAHP!!!!
     
  14. DirtBall

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    PATHWTIC:​

     
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  16. Truman

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    Because they suck! They should finish like like the flagship soccer club in the state.
     
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    At least snow-gate (plow-gate?) was hilarious. Otherwise just an awful awful awful day of MLSin.
     
  18. Shiggityshwo

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  19. Arrec Bardwin

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    I’m with Dirt on that they’re overachieving massively. Charlotte straight up gifted them all three goals.
     
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  20. Tiger Z

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    But I appreciate the updates and commentary!
     
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  21. Tiger Z

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    Speaking of rosters, what’s with this Firmino to STL nonsense?
     
  22. Truman

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    Can’t blame him for wanting to leave a failing club for a successful one on the rise.
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    It’s a curse. No other explanation.

     
  25. DirtBall

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  26. Shiggityshwo

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    what a way to find out that dirt has dirt on ignore!
     
  27. DirtBall

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    It’s so mind blowing I can’t process it.
     
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  29. El_Pato

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    Can we get an update on this trivia question
     
  30. DirtBall

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    Tweet didn’t have the answer but luckily google did, had to screen cap this before their paywall popped up. Never would of guessed those 3 one goal guys.

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  31. Shiggityshwo

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    I'm assuming at some point Tyler gives Wolff another son on that list
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Also, their little one word descriptions after the stats really annoy me.
     
  34. Rootgers

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    Yep
     
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  35. snowfx2

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    Tyler’s probably the one that will eventually help break the record because Owen might be in Europe come January. Tyler will be more a solid MLS lifer.
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    Man, I joked about coaches having to play but coaches are going to have to play.

     
  37. Shiggityshwo

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    agreed
     
  38. DirtBall

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    I can 100% see Jimmy Conrad showing up draped in a Haitian flag.

     
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    Shalrie Joseph might have one more match in him
     
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  40. DirtBall

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    Easy choice.

     
  41. Shiggityshwo

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    promising after dark'n tonight
     
  42. DirtBall

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    This and the WBC game starting so late have me quite irked.
     
  43. Shiggityshwo

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    no Gil and a heavily rotated LAFC, bummer
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Noel Buck doe
     
  45. DirtBall

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    He smashed it

     
  46. Rootgers

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    Idk why you guys don't have these accounts blocked already
     
  47. DirtBall

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    I really don’t like these revs jerseys
     
  48. DirtBall

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    5 goals in 2 games for Bouanga. I wonder if anyone picked him for MVP this year?
     
  49. DirtBall

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    Just threw my remote at that Carlitos miss. I want LAFC to lose but I want good soccer to happen.