Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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  1. CloudBerry

    CloudBerry Well-Known Member
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    So many dicks were lost that day :tebow:
     
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  2. Eathan Edwards

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    Are sculptors just deliberately making as many dicks as possible at this point?
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    Tell me you've never sculpted without telling me you've never sculpted
     
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  4. ned's head

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  5. beerme

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    what the fuck is that even supposed to be other than a pickle with a top hat between the twin towers?
     
  6. beerleagueman

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    are we so washed that no one has spring break content anymore
     
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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I think it’s supposed to be a fireman’s helmet on a rock
     
  8. bro

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  9. Doyle McPoyle

    Doyle McPoyle Well-Known Member
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  10. myquarterback

    myquarterback functioning member
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  11. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  12. pperc

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    Are American alligators bigger or smaller than European alligators?
     
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  13. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    and what's their airspeed when unladen
     
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  14. ~ taylor ~

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    69 meters per second per second
     
  15. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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    They were bigger and faster when Urban Meyer was in charge but have noticably downsized
     
  16. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Roughly how many dicks is an american alligator?

    Asking for a friend that uses dicks for measuring things.
     
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  17. WillySaliba

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    Flaccid or erect?
     
  18. pperc

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    Do you mean from the base underneath or the top?
     
  19. shaolin5

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    I am obviously missing something. I don't understand this at all
     
  20. WillySaliba

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    Reddit crashed a few hours ago so you’re not seeing what he posted.
     
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  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  22. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Who the hell measures from underneath?

    -my friend
     
  23. Roy

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    And the computer shall whisper back, “no.”
     
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  24. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    American dicks or does that matter?
     
  25. Tender

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    I think you’re supposed to measure underneath starting at the butthole.
     
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  26. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  27. broken internet

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    Dafuck you want?
     
  28. laxjoe

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  29. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    A History of Violence owns
     
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  30. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Since when were alligators a unit of measurement?
     
  31. Nug

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    This is such a perfect post to signify your return to the more suitable name
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  33. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  34. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  35. Eathan Edwards

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    If you aren't prepared for a dickstorm don't come to Socal.
     
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  36. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  37. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  38. lomcevak

    lomcevak The suck zone
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    there used to be a twitter account that gathered all of the weather dicks drawn over the years (it's a lot), but I can't find it anymore. thanks elon
     
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  39. lomcevak

    lomcevak The suck zone
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    lol WPC just retweeted this reply, they have bigger balls than i would

     
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  40. HotMic

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  41. bro

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  42. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I think she’s pretty obviously being sarcastic.
     
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  43. Nug

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  44. goheels10

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  45. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Incredible
     
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  46. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    yeah that didnt happen
     
  47. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    “The previous owner of the pen…YUP…none other than James Bond 9.5/9.5“
     
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  48. Biship

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