I used to do this too, we put an end to it during covid. I also have 4 kids and its a pain in the ass.
Not my wife, but my MIL...She's a special ed teacher at a HS (props). At a staff meeting she used the term "circle jerk" to describe something that was happening, or not happening, rather. I guess she thought it meant that they kept trying to figure something out but couldn't come to a conclusion. Someone had to explain it to her and she is the type of person who gets so embarrassed saying the word penis, that she prefers to use something like pecker instead. My wife told me the a few weeks ago and I still laugh about it once or twice a day
Also unconfirmed. Was there a turkey baster involved? Who is to say for sure? Need video evidence with both parties holding up their IDs and newspaper from that day to really confirm all this.
We just bought a Toyota Auris and we've programmed it so when we connect to it's Bluetooth it says Toyota Anus because we are mature adults with jobs.
My wife tonight while it was storming. “So is hail like frozen water or something?” In her defense, she has been sick all day. But still. I played along and asked her. “If not frozen water, what do you suppose it is?”
My wife had regular ass AA batteries on a charger all day and couldn't figure out why they weren't charging. Apparently she believed all batteries were rechargeable.
"WED, there is something wrong with the new car. It drives funny" "What's up?" "Every time I try to change lanes, it jerks back as I try to cross over the line. I think it's out of alignment" "Sigh....are you using your blinker when you change lanes?" "Probably not"
I remember renting my first car with lane assistance a few years back. Flew into Boston late and was driving to Portland. Finally I was like “is this car actually fighting me?” Buddy had to tell me it’s lane assist. Tbh, I still hate it and turn it off immediately. Was driving another rental last year and forgot to turn it off. It tried to kill us by attempting to exit the highway at 70.
I had a Prius once right after they first came out. I had no idea they had a separate park button so I gently nudged into a wall several times trying to park it until I googled how to put it in park.
I think people who don't use their blinker are worse than people who don't put their grocery carts back though that Venn diagram is probably close to just being a circle
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She’s talking to someone about not getting ahead of ourselves in a situation. She used this phrase “Let’s not jump the shark just yet”
My wife will sometimes talk to herself. I figured she just didn't realize that she was doing it out loud. At first I'd give her a "huh?" like she was talking to me, and she'd just say that she didn't say anything. Thought I'd scare her straight the other day and asked her if she was talking to herself. She just said yeah, so what? Had nothing for her. Impressive, really.