I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Australian posters

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 17, 2023.

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Ban Aussies?

  1. Yes

    112 vote(s)
    51.4%
  2. No

    53 vote(s)
    24.3%
  3. Ban Austrians instead

    53 vote(s)
    24.3%
  1. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I need more details before I can vote
     
  2. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I've had em on ignore for a few weeks, and it's been real nice
     
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  3. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    GoodForAnother has provided thorough rationale itt
     
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  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It isn’t. Aussiefooty is a person she gave us her real name and board name:
     
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  5. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    I think they're cheeky and fun, but I'm a very tolerant racist cuntshit.
     
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  6. Line 4 Guy

    Line 4 Guy Well-Known Member
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    They should all be allowed to stay just for bringing our attention to "cuntshit" as a word.
     
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  7. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Go play in traffic you racist cuntshit.
     
  8. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    I didn’t mean that.
     
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  9. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Too late

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  10. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    They're on smoko, so leave em alone
     
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  11. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    it's like 7:15 AM in melbourne right now so most of the aussie crew is just about waking up from their slumba, opening their first tinnie and smearing vegemite on some toast. any time now they'll find this thread.
    :twocents:
     
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  12. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    have used the term cuntshit IRL more than five times in the past week

    thanks alot aussies
     
  13. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    i voted nawr
     
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  14. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    We have the facts and we’re voting yes.
     
  15. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    For every no vote, Taques has to eat a spoonful of Vegemite

    For every yea vote, GoodForAnother has to.
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    And by vegemite he means these nuts
     
  17. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Spoilers!
     
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  18. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    i don’t wanna
     
  19. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    I think Control should spill the beans on why he took aussiefooty to court for defamation.
     
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  20. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I work with a dude from New Zealand. He said vegemite was basically the sludge that they scrape off the bottom of a barrel of beer. Bon appetite
     
  21. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    For what reason?
     
  22. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    count yourself lucky that you're not having to eat spoonfuls of gross ass Marmite
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Miss you, Todd Bonzales.
     
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  24. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    if dump stays shedump stays
     
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  25. Larry Sura

    Larry Sura Tuyuq. Fratzy
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    She posted a poster’s personal info? Ban her.
     
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  26. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    keep them until we get an influx of the highly superior Kiwis and then show those bogans the door.
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Huh? Read my post again. She posted her own info.
     
  28. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    it’s naur bigot
     
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  29. Larry Sura

    Larry Sura Tuyuq. Fratzy
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    That was the joke.
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    my bad went right over my head. Sometimes I write stuff that’s unclear and I thought maybe what I wrote was confusing.
     
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  31. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Make sure your jokes include balls when dealing with Daniel Ocean , he never lets those get by him.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]
     
  33. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Australia is not sending their best.
     
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  34. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    Little fury bugs
     
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  35. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    What is there to figure out?
     
  36. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    What the actual fuck? I don't even know her - or you. You're living in a fool's fucking paradise, dork.
     
  37. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    what the hell is going on
     
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  38. JVP

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    Nice melt pidge.
     
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  39. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    I might not be the best Aussie by the way. But I am far from the worst.
     
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  40. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    Okay I have to ask this. Why are you calling me "pidge"? When did I mention Glenn McGrath? (That's a cricket reference for all you Americans)
     
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  41. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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  42. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    It’s pretty simple. I was looking for an MLB forum to post about the Royals. Googled, found this place. Then got my mate aussiefooty over here as she loves a good forum. Let my other mate Melbz know about this place who is a big NFL fan. And then aussiefooty ‘s arch enemy Control found her over here to monitor her posting like the creepy cuntshit he is.
     
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  43. RoderickJaynes

    RoderickJaynes Well-Known Member
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    A tale as old as time
     
  44. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    Ooooooh cool story. I assume you write fiction for a living? Great comedy, dork. Keep on giving.
     
  45. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    No worries Rayv.
     
  46. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    That's a funny way to spell rave. I should write that one down.
     
  47. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    I just Googled "kansas city royals forums" and this forum did not come up. JVP is bullshitting.
     
  48. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    She's here because of you? CRIKEY
     
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  49. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    They are husband and wife. Haven't you realised this yet?
     
  50. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
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    tbh you scouring the internet for boards to troll them is pretty high up there on the anti-social scale too

    maybe there is more to this story that would help put this obsession in context, and if there is, I encourage you to share it because there are a lot of tv timeouts during March Madness