I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Australian posters

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 17, 2023.

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Ban Aussies?

  1. Yes

    112 vote(s)
    51.4%
  2. No

    53 vote(s)
    24.3%
  3. Ban Austrians instead

    53 vote(s)
    24.3%
  1. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Aussies... might want to lay out of this thread. :twocents:
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  2. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    Tell him the time you took aussiefooty to court Control. That’s a fascinating story.
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    if Control is the dude that started that fucked up site that iirc Lip linked/found than he should be banned.
     
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  4. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    My new Australian poster power rankings. This is the definitive rankings on the internet.

    JVP

    Control













    aussiefooty

    Aussie (where this fuck even come from?)
     
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  5. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    paulski
     
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  6. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Tbh control seemed like the most normal from the minimal interactions I’ve had with them
     
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  7. Tarpon Nole

    Tarpon Nole Well-Known Member
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    Are the Aussie posters fans of the maroons or blues?

    no idea what the real teams are, but bluey tells me they are rivals
     
  8. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I am aware. I said “new.” Might have been confusing due to the Aussie bit.
     
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  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I know Poppy Lee and none of these hoebags are Poppy Lee.
     
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  10. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    If they’re all just fighting with each other keep them all because this is great content
     
  11. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    Not a massive rugby league fan but I’d choose the blues if I had a gun to my head.
     
  12. JVP

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    Yeah I didn’t google that. If you don’t know aussiefooty as you keep mentioning how did you find this place?
     
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  13. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  14. paulski

    paulski Well-Known Member

    I'm going to have to think about this one before I vote...
    :chan:
     
  15. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    TMB is the internet's fastest growing Australian hate site
     
  16. JVP

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    Should I invite more Aussies here?
     
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  17. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The normal seeming ones are always the ones that are secretly gucked up
     
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  18. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing
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    We need more. Maybe we could get a Royal Rumble going?
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this is a hate crime
     
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  20. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Yes
     
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  21. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Just thinking back to covid crazy days and recalling how all the right-winged conspiracy nuts in the US were praising and touting Australians as being the best thing on earth.

    By all means, invite more. This should go even more swimmingly than it already has.

    For real. Who the fuck agreed to TMB and AFF becoming sister internet cities?
     
  22. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    I have no clue what you are talking about. As far as how I got here? Just a random forum search. There aren't many around anymore. Saw the MLB and NBA talk and figured why not?
     
  23. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Were you impressed when you found we had more than four members?
     
  24. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    You do seem like a big baseball fan. Who is your team? The red socks?
     
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  25. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    I don't know how you came to that conclusion. I only started trolling after I got here and aussiefooty was clearly an easy target. JVP then comes roaring in her defence. Nothing more than that. If you want more you should ask JVP because he thinks he knows all about me. It'll be an interesting and funny read.
     
  26. Control

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    I don't really have one in the MLB but I love the Melbourne Aces. I hate the LA Dodgers, and that makes me a little partial to the Giants but not much.
     
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  27. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    Four members? That's not even a forum! I don't even know what to call it!
     
  28. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I’m going to sell this story to Hulu for six seasons and a movie
     
  29. JVP

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    You could get Zach Galifianakis to play Control
     
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  30. JVP

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    Nobody watches Australian baseball. It’s awful.
     
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  31. paulski

    paulski Well-Known Member

    They were? Well that's fucking dumb because we were probably a lot more COVID conscious and cautious than the US, especially during the end of the Trump presidency. Jesus, Melbourne was locked down for over 100 days at one point.

    Just shows that those tinfoil hat wearing fuckers really were out of their minds. :yousoright:
     
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  32. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    I look nothing like him! He'd have to shave his beard off and change his hair colour to black.

    That is elitist shit. Baseball is baseball no matter who plays it. Do you watch the Little League World Series?
     
  33. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    Didn’t say you looked like him.


    No.
     
  34. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    So do like three people have internet access down there?
     
  35. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    absolutely
     
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  36. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I was told cussing was allowed in this thread.
     
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  37. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    So why would he play me? I called you a dork before. Now I'm calling you just fucking stupid. And if you don't watch Little League World Series you have no love for baseball.
     
  38. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I think we’re done here
     
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  39. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    You're making it the mods' worst day ever!
     
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  40. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Big fat load of cum then.
     
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  41. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Dump, pearl, One Two and 2 others like this.
  42. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    JVP posts in the Royals thread which automatically makes him good people. Control seems to piss off She-Dump which is cool with me. Don’t think I’ve seen the fourth one.
     
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  43. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I’m just wondering…if any…of these…motherfuckers…pop out of the walls and say cuntshit?!
     
  44. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    JVP tell us for real did Control write that bananas encyclopedia dramatica article?
     
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  45. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    I heard everyone in Australia has the jack.
     
  46. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    If they are from Australia, why aren’t their posts upside down?
     
  47. Control

    Control Agent 86
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  48. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    We need to keep them around for the slang alone, cuntshit.
     
  49. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    You are just embarrassing yourself now Pidge.
     
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  50. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Bring us the head of Rupert Murdoch and they can all stay
     
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