Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. timo

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  2. One Man Wolfpack

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    He’s still got secret service agents guarding him, so I would imagine they would have to give the secret service a heads up. You would have to think they would still need to coordinate where, when and how this would all happen so they can safely get him in and out.
     
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  3. bertwing

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    I’m sorry your Eers lost please stop lashing out
     
  4. devine

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    You will lose to Kansas you bum
     
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  5. dblplay1212

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    Seems like I'll need to dust off my Trump arrest/death fireworks stash.
     
  6. bwi2

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    probably unlikely to get anywhere near the 4 year max but the potential bigger impact is bursting the dam on prosecutions
     
  7. afb

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    Trump is about to make me root for the NYPD if his people protest in the streets
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    Looking forward to the most serious guys in the room putting on their big boy hat and proclaiming that it isn’t smart to prosecute Trump for campaign finance violations because he has committed more serious crimes than that.
     
  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Lol they won't do jack shit to those protestors.
     
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  10. Redav

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    Don't think you're going to see a lot of rallying for Trump in Manhattan
     
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  11. NilesIrish

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    I want them to try and surround the island with trucks like batman but it's dipshits in American flag Under Armor shirts.
     
  12. bwi2

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    dc is like 8% Republican and I seem to remember him inciting something there
     
  13. Mix

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    Considering how long this has already taken I'd probably rather him lock up the nomination first then get arrested but whatever dude needs to face real consequences finally.
     
  14. Redav

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    Nothing different about that situation at all
     
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  15. beerme

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    You guys need to step out of the TMB bubble, there will be people protesting this in NY without a doubt
     
  16. OZ2

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    this is kind of the crux of everything, isn’t it? Like, this is both funny on a micro level and insane on a macro level.

    The dude is so dirty and horrible that I thought the same thing when this stuff started to come up.
     
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  17. Josey Wales

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    I wanna see like 9 different candidates try to imitate trump calling him meatball Ron
     
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  18. devine

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    These are the same people though
     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    nypd will be on the same team as the protestors
     
  20. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Republicans fighting the NYPD is going to be fantastic television.
     
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  21. bertwing

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    It’ll be the biggest rally you’ve ever seen
     
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  22. Vito Corleone

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    What makes this real nice is New York requires all persons taken into custody to be put in handcuffs
     
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Chuds will come from all over to go and start a riot
     
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  24. NilesIrish

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    MSNBC saying this could go down and he could still do his rally in Waco Saturday, that could be uhh rough..
     
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  25. IV

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    New York might kick back
     
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  26. Tommy Jefferson

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    What are the odds this actually happens? Both the indictment and the perp walk seem too good to be true. We’ve gone down this path a few times only for the end result to be a nothing burger.
     
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  27. Vito Corleone

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    Chuds from all over came to Portland during the George Floyd protests. The interstate was filled with them for weeks.

    Whether or not they can find parking will be a problem
     
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  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh absolutely. Hypothetically speaking if a bunch of chuds come and try and start shit in NYC the actual New Yorkers would be right there trying to stop them.
     
  29. Vito Corleone

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    Arrested seems more than possible. This will take years in court, so anything outside of some infamous pictures, probably not a lot imo. I took Criminal Law in undergrad ama
     
  30. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Chuds will get rekt when the libs dole out clotheslines from atop their Citi Bikes.
     
  31. BudKilmer

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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    aussiefooty finally got the person she was calling the cops on
     
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    NYPD will be leading the protests
     
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  34. Bruce Wayne

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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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  36. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  37. Lyrtch

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    there will be protests but his lawyer already said he made up tuesday as the day and i doubt there's enough time for the chuds to coordinate a HUGE protest
     
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  38. two

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    Nice I’ll be in NYC for work next week - can’t wait for this shit show!
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just a random woman not allowed to sit where she wanted to no specific reason
     
  40. Tommy Jefferson

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    I’m curious how teachers are expected to answer the obvious question that the students will ask. “Why was she asked to move?”

    Is the state asking teachers to just give a blank stare? Or lie by saying it was because someone else wanted the seat?
     
  41. DrTomOsbourne

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    So scared. Love it
     
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  42. NilesIrish

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    When does he jump on twitter to call for violence to a bigger audience? Musk would welcome it.
     
  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “We got your back sir!!!”
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  44. ned's head

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    Have a feeling that nobody giving a shit is going to hurt him more than actually being arrested
     
  45. HoosDaMan

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    I hope they protest. It will just remind people of the shit show that is Trump
     
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  46. Lawnole23

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  47. Hank Scorpio

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    Of all the things he could be arrested for, paying hush money to a porn star mistress is probably the lamest from a prosecution standpoint.

    All these other well documented illegal activities, and we're gonna go with the most relatable one? C'mon!
     
  48. Daniel Ocean

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    he is a former POTUS it isn’t a simple arrest. They have to coordinate it with the secret service. I’d be shocked if they didn’t let him know. Unfortunately we obviously aren’t getting a perp walk.
     
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  49. pearl

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  50. SD_Irish

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    The TGI Fridays in Times Square is going to be popping. NYPD should do a dragnet there ahead of time. I guaran-fucking-tee they will round up a sizeable number of domestic terrorist chuds.
     
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