Anybody have any idea what this thing is? Update: It's soap!

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  1. James Petigru

    James Petigru Well-Known Member
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    Found this in my parents backyard, no idea what it is? It has no seams or anything. It has no features at all. Totally smooth. Very light weight. Doesn't seem hollow tho. It's about 3 inches long. 20230318_161557.jpg 20230318_161515.jpg
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    Have you tried to suck its dick?
     
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  5. James Petigru

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    That hadn't occurred to me
     
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  6. UncleJesse

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    Heart of the Ocean.
     
  7. James Petigru

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    Like my ass specifically or like the royal ass? The editorial ass? Our ass.
     
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  8. DollarBillHokie

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    It appears to be an inert landmine. Well, hopefully it’s inert.

    WhiskeyDelta confirm?
     
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  10. Kevintensity

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    Paperweight
    Bar of Android soap

    My two guesses
     
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  11. The Blackfish

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    I assume if you found it at your parents house, that should answer your question
     
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  12. TrustyPatches

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    Good chance it’s been in his parents asses
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

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    3 inches? bertwing ’s penis
     
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  15. Shinzon

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    Metal soap is used to get rid of potent smells. Onions, gasoline, and your parents’ ass odors.
     
  16. GoodForAnother

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    looks like a classic case of mysterious object
     
  17. James Petigru

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    No idea how it ended up in my parents yard, but it does in fact appear to be soap
     
  18. UncleJesse

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    So it’s probably antibacterial and safe to put up your ass. Good find. I’m jealous.
     
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  19. Name P. Redacted

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    It’s not soap, stainless steel just reduces odors. That thing isn’t gonna kill germs.
     
  20. The Banks

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  21. bertwing

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    Thanks for the compliment?
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    you’re a friend so I decided to round up
     
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  23. Killy Me Please

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    You should use it for them dirty ass hands.
     
  24. BudKilmer

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    first 2 replies just incredible TMBing :laugh:
     
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  25. James Petigru

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    lol doing yard work will do that :loldog::bird:
     
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    Tag me when this thing finally goes in someone's ass.
     
  27. Chumbolone

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    Gets cigar (or marijuana) smell off your fingers.
     
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  28. racer

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    Went in his mom’s in 1997
     
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    find any thread with EdmondDantes mom lmao
     
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  30. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Is this a real thing? Wiki says there's no scientific evidence that it works.
     
  31. ~ taylor ~

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    My stepdad keeps a stainless steel bar next to the sink for after he chops onions. Swears it works.
     
  32. racer

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    Bass pro shops says it does
     
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    Like ghost
     
  34. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    No one ever claimed that ghosts would clean your hands.
     
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  35. Chumbolone

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    I have not had success with cigars/blunts.
     
  36. Butthead

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    Dissolving metal onto my hands to clean them doesn't sound very appealing
     
  37. Beachy Toast

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    Soap? What is something bertwing has never used?
     
  38. Sir Phobos

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  39. Gizmoandsooz

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    Looks like ats buttplug
     
  40. Redav

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  41. El Tiburon

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    It's not that the metal bar actually kills orders. It's that the smell of butthole on it gets on your hands/fingers and masks the bad smells from everything else.
     
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  42. Drew Swinney Esq

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    It’s bunk, but you’re not dissolving metal. Is no different than touching your stainless steel pans/utensils or your stainless steel sink. The idea is sulfuric compounds on your hand bind to an oxide layer on the steel, and then that washes off the steel with soap and water.
     
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