Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    if you were making me choose a favorite right now it'd be MTG as VP
     
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  2. CaneKnight

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    Could you imagine that lunatic on the campaign trail.
     
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  3. Bo Pelinis

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    Trump isn't that dumb imo. He's dumb but he has to realize she'd be a liability. I'd put money on Noem because she's still maga but with like, a small m. And she's good looking and not dumb and runs a state where there's very few laws fairly successfully.
     
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  4. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    audience capture gets everyone
     
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  5. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Rudy Giuliani was representing him in the media for months. He's a fucking moron who will pick whoever grovels the best
     
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    I think that was more a lack of options tbh. You're going to get more people looking to want to be VP than you will wanting to represent you in a failed coup attempt.
     
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  7. Bo Pelinis

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    Honestly I think it would be more of an issue finding someone who will want the nom so I could see MTG in that case, I guess. The last VP sort of kind of almost got murdered by Trump's band of violent morons so that could dissuade "good" candidates, I suppose
     
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  8. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    English tradition of political philosophy tends towards individualism, continental European tradition tends toward communitarianism
     
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  9. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Wonder if she's smart enough to know she/they would most likely lose and in the process she would lose her house seat too
     
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  10. Josey Wales

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    That sounds like one of the worst choices possible. I think Biden is going to be facing apathy from lots of Ds but MTG is so fucking crazy and unaccomplished that her presence on a ticket could actively boost opposition vote turnout.
     
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  11. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    OTOH she would make Trump look sane by comparison
     
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  12. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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  13. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    She would still be ugly. Both on the outside and inside.
     
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  14. herb.burdette

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    Jones Day dropped him as a client as soon as he lost.
     
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  15. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    He can’t control her so he won’t pick her.
     
  16. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  17. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    the mask is off. Capitalism needs under and unemployed people to succeed. Workers with too many options hurts the bottom line. Something needs to be done to stop it.
     
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  18. ohbluefan

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    Also works a lot better with a more slave labor type pay scale…
     
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  19. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    We're all here to make the 1% more money than they're already drowning in. Just count yourself lucky if you get casual Friday and the occasional pizza party.
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    hence the underemployed in my post. The unemployed are the ones the owners point to in order to keep the underemployed in line. “You might be making a shit wage at a shit job but at least you have a job “.
     
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  21. Xander Crews

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    i quit on the spot when I hit record closing numbers at my first job and in lieu of bonuses - got 4 jeans passes and a couple of lunch coupons at the on site cafeteria.
     
  22. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    God I hate this man.
     
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  23. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Jean passes? Like they allowed you to wear jeans to work? Good lord
     
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  24. Vito Corleone

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    Stories like this make me so grateful for my job. Hope they have gone under since then
     
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  25. Lyrtch

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  26. BellottiBold

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    Found the cancel culture yall
     
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  27. Mister Me Too

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    For anyone trying to guess who Trump will pick as his VP, remember Trump won’t be the person making the pick, it’ll be Jared Kushner. It’ll probably be someone like Ducey from AZ, someone lack luster with experience.
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I bet kushner wants nothing to do with that and is too busy running his own grifts.
     
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  29. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  30. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Seeing how angry free meals for kids is making these ghouls brings me pleasure
     
  31. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    I would look into voter fraud so I could vote multiple times against her
     
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  32. BudKilmer

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    Just absolute made up fucking nonsense




    cnn can fuck of forever
     
  33. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    good

    March madness should be a two week paid vacation for everyone
     
  34. bwi2

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    Dear corporations: I can cut these losses in half overnight

    4 day work week

    my consulting fees are very reasonable
     
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  35. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Always love a story about how if us Americans weren’t goofing off watching basketball or asleep how we’d generate more capital
     
  36. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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  37. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Makes up for the line “and other tasks/duties as required” in job descriptions which are outside the actual job specs
     
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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    That's a completely pulled-out-of-their-ass number too.
     
  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    What a limp-dicked bitch, couldn't handle being questioned by Bernie under testimony. I'm sure they'll immediately stop blatantly illegally firing workers who attempt to organize a union at their stores.

     
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  40. CaneKnight

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    Man, they're diving hard into the right wing turn. Luckily, they're hemorrhaging viewers so no one saw this segment
     
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  41. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I feel like this has been a news segment every year for as long as I can remember
     
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  42. Andy Reocho

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    What a pussy. Pretty on brand for wealthy Americans.
     
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  43. Drown ‘Em

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    Viewership for the fifteen minute time slot they gave to Bill Maher on Friday late night is down 47% overall and 58% in the key demo.
     
  44. CaneKnight

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    I find it hilarious they thought people would start watching for Bill Maher. I'm not even sure who that guy remotely appeals to
     
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  45. Vito Corleone

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    The people that watch 24/7 cable news is the only thing dying quicker than 24/7 cables news.

    CNN deserves this
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    I'm convinced that the majority of 24/7 cable news ratings come from it being a default channel/background noise at various businesses
     
  47. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    hes still being compelled to testify fwiw
     
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  48. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    my office building (that I never go to) has 3 floors each with a kitchen/break/lunch area with a tv and each floor is set to a different cable news channel. you may be on to something
     
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