Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    We have to remember the mistakes of the first reconstruction era after smacking their facist, racist asses down this time.
     
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  2. glimmer

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    man, Freak really loved saying “leftist faggot” didn’t he?
     
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  3. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    hes gonna do great out there on the trail

     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I was born and raised in Arkansas but my fancy tastes made me raised as a Manhattan socialite.
     
  5. Xander Crews

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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just your run of the mill Floridian who relates to the Appalachian rust belt and ended up at Harvard
     
  7. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Did you have a cookie table at your Disney world wedding? Fuck off
     
  8. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    “Because had I been raised with the culture of the local central Floridians who I now govern over, then I wouldn’t fear God, work hard, or love America.”
     
  9. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    “I was born and raised as a rich little shit in tampa but I mostly relate to two important swing states I must win in order to get to the White House”
     
  10. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    they're going to have to move the White House to NY next year when Trump wins election but can't leave the state under the terms of his parole.
    :twocents:
     
  11. pez

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  12. orangebl00d

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    are they intentionally tone deaf?
     
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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    In the WOKE 90s, it was a big no-no to wear clothes with guns on them to school.
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh: missed the 69 reference.

     
  15. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  16. ~ taylor ~

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    Or alcohol references
     
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  17. DrTomOsbourne

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    People need to stop worrying about this guy on the big stage. He's a clown and he will continue to show his ass
     
  18. orangebl00d

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    wonder if this lady has seen Big Johnson shirts
     
  19. Redav

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    It's cool. He told a poster to kill themselves when he was called on it
     
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  20. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  21. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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    Am I going out like David Koresh?
     
  22. BudKilmer

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    came to say this is Waco 2, country club boogaloo
     
  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Good title Trumpaclypse 2: Country Club Boogaloo
     
  24. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Everybody wins
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    culture war and identity politics is all the gop has
     
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  26. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    lol but make no mistake, Meatball Ron is diamond hard over Donnie's legal troubles and all caps truth social melties
     
  27. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  28. BellottiBold

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    Pence is a dogshit traitor who belongs rotting in the same wing of (an institution) as Trump, Pompeo, and Barr.
     
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  29. Mister Me Too

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  30. slogan119

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    The Andrew Giuliani ending was glorious
     
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  31. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  32. El Tiburon

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    Narrator's voice: They did not, in fact, enforce the rule against white people.
     
  33. Mix

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    Why do people think he's going to be perp walked in Florida? He's probably on his way to NYC already and will sneak in and out.
     
  34. Redav

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    Mike Pence in a nutshell is him asking other people for advice on if he should overturn the election on Jan 6.
     
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  35. Josey Wales

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    Don in truth social screaming about Pete’s dick a la Kanye.

    That actually wouldn’t even be that surprising in this timeline.
     
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  36. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Ready for the perp walk, and then the fund raising email that will bring in record numbers as our parents clear out their 401ks.
     
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  37. Redav

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    Fun to think about all the people in your life who will vote for this jackass a third time in a year and a half
     
  38. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Guess silver living is my parents are fox zombies, but not big on giving any politician their money.
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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  40. beerme

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    god these people can write a headline. Steel barricades…. It’s like standard crowd fencing but I guess!
     
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  41. NYGator

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    I will be shocked if there is any significant protest in NYC.
     
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  42. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    That fencing will be plenty to keep the rascal scooters from storming the DA office
     
  43. DrTomOsbourne

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    Holy shit its gonna happen lmaoooo
     
  44. Hank Scorpio

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    I would think it would be more of a celebration in NYC.
     
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  45. theregionsitter

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    these guys arent going anywhere near NYC
     
  46. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    I hope they remember to put the cinder blocks for the protesters to throw through windows as well.
     
  47. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I wouldn’t think New Yorkers would be to happy to see a bunch of chuds show up threatening their city.