I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Australian posters

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 17, 2023.

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Ban Aussies?

  1. Yes

    112 vote(s)
    51.4%
  2. No

    53 vote(s)
    24.3%
  3. Ban Austrians instead

    53 vote(s)
    24.3%
  1. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Think Control needs his wife to supervise him online.
     
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  2. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Is his wife called "99"?
     
  3. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    GoodForAnother
     
  4. Control

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    I'm not married.
     
  5. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Gee whiz mate,
    I've only posted up one thread here. The rest have been replies.
    I've been tagged in two fart threads.
    I don't need my username changed to something gross.
     
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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Stay off my lawn then
     
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  7. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  8. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Nope
     
  9. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  10. THEBLUERAIDER

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    “I’ve been tagged in two fart threads.”
     
  11. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    No. I'm not going to give out that info either.
    You can nickname her that if you wish but do it at your own peril.
     
  12. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Yep still exists.
    It's a free forum that you can use online.
    Similar to SMF and other free stuff you get online.
     
  13. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Stop with the gross threads then.
     
  14. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    thanks
     
  15. Control

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    You can name his wife if you want. Ain't no problem for bachelor me.
     
  16. JVP

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    Don’t do it boss.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Yeah but she's watching you right now, shit for brains.
     
  18. fattus

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    45F86967-247D-410B-8F9C-5CDD65E9B67A.gif
     
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  19. Constant

    Constant Meh
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  20. JVP

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    I reckon we need to find aussiefooty an NBA and NHL team to follow. Which fan base do you think would embrace her?
     
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  21. Sean Connery

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  22. JVP

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    Thoughts aussiefooty?
     
  23. Gizmoandsooz

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    Hahaha.

    I'm an Utah Jazz fan in the NBA.
    I don't care about the NHL it's a dangerous sport to watch due to the pucks flying everywhere.
     
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  24. JVP

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    You need to update your logos in your profile!
     
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  25. Control

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    No one's watching me, except for you, Bellatrix.
     
  26. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Sounds about white
     
  27. Gizmoandsooz

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    LOL not in the racist way.

    It's right because my AFL team has a connection with them.
     
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  28. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  29. DirtBall

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    Great thread. when all these 12 year olds from Memphis admit they’ve been disguising themselves as Aussies it will reach epic levels.
     
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  30. DirtBall

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    By marriage I’m related to a LEGIT Aussie. I feel like that makes me an ambassador in this thread. In saying that, as the newly declared official liaison to our Aussie crew I have to say:

    JVP >>>>>>>> the non Royals loving toolbags.
     
  31. DirtBall

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    THATS FUCKING OFFICIAL SO DONT QUESTION IT
     
  32. Control

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    Well I'm not disguising. I am a legit Aussie. I love my beer, footy, barbies and meat pies!
     
  33. a.tramp

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    Meat pies you say? Confirmed Cornhusker parading as an Aussie.
     
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  34. Gizmoandsooz

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    Go eat a four n twenty pie mate
     
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  35. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    I just want to know how they sleep while their beds are burning.
     
  36. Control

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    Pretty sure you don't know what a meat pie is. Here;
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  37. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    Oh God get that band away from me! We're Thunderstruck! That's better.
     
  38. Drew Swinney Esq

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    I’ve gone from they’re being too harsh on her, to woof she’s terrible, to if she would just only lash out at every 3rd or 4th muppet she encounters online it would do wonders for her online.
     
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  39. Gizmoandsooz

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    I'm trying to settle down a bit.
     
  40. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    That doesn't answer the question.
     
  41. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  42. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    It's 10:30 p.m. there. Cypress Hill's surely offstage. May still catch a few minutes of Cube, though.
     
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  43. Control

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    It wasn't intended to be an answer!
     
  44. racer

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    Google runza
     
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  45. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    i know what some of these words mean
     
  46. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Nvm just ban them
     
  47. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Wow, it is meat baked in a crust. Never would have guess with the name meat pie. Yep, I was way off on that one. You forgive me?
     
  48. Simon Templar

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    I think reading through these Australian threads I’ve come to the conclusion that outside of school shootings Australia is absolutely inferior to most of the civilized world in p much every aspect.

    It’s been officially removed from my travel list.
     
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  49. Constant

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    But the meat pies!
     
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  50. Simon Templar

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    I’ll stick to superior chicken pot pies