I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Australian posters

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 17, 2023.

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Ban Aussies?

  1. Yes

    112 vote(s)
    51.4%
  2. No

    53 vote(s)
    24.3%
  3. Ban Austrians instead

    53 vote(s)
    24.3%
  1. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
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    why are meat pies catching strays?
     
  2. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    [​IMG]
     
  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Never was a chicken-pot-pie fan, meat-pies are okay although they got that in Britain too.
     
  4. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Meat pies always seemed like random slop out of a can that was left hanging around a pantry
     
  5. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    It’s good to see Ice Cube and Cypress Hill have made up since he went in dry on them. There is hope for the Aussies yet.

     
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  6. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    does Australia have good strip clubs? their Insta presence would suggest yes

    JVP Melbz Control
     
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  7. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    zit, boil, or cyst?
     
  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    What does a guy gotta do to get called a cuntshit around here?
     
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  9. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Fuck you're gross
     
  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  11. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    Yeah there are some decent ones around. They let you touch at Kittens.
     
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  12. Control

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    As long as you know it has zilch to do with a Cornhusker and proves I'm a legit Aussie, yeah.
     
  13. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    The moment war would be declared. If I was that sort of bloke. Excuse me. Dude. :drumroll:
     
  14. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I’ve eaten plenty of meat pies, just ask your mom
     
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  15. Control

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    And the kangaroos, the Sydney Harbour Bridge, the Sydney Opera House, Ayers Rock, Kakadu National Park, the Three Sisters, Bondi Beach and more.
     
  16. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    I’m quite comfortable with my statement. Y’all show your ass here constantly with all due respect.
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Thing I admire about our Australian posters is that I have no clue what they are talking about or why most of the time
     
  18. Baron

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    Me either cuntshit but I’m here for it. I feel like this is quickly becoming an endearing word.
     
  19. paulski

    paulski Well-Known Member

    I'm sure I don't know what establishment you're talking about there... :gocho:
     
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  20. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    [​IMG]
     
  21. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    Well so do you, so that makes us even.
     
  22. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  23. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    I see aussiefooty in the 3rd row
     
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  24. Nug

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    She has me blocked so likely didn't get the tag.

    Crikey
     
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  25. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    aussiefooty Did you make it to the Ice Cube/Cypress Hill gig last night?
     
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  26. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Muppet doesn’t work as an insult
     
  27. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    Yeah I agree.
     
  28. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Nope
     
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  29. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Nope not me.
     
  30. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    Who would be top 3 bands you’d go to see boss?
     
  31. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    I haven't been to any concerts since my teens. I'm in my mid 40's now.
     
  32. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    That is not an answer to the question.
     
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  33. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    hey thanks for unblocking me bb

    This could be the blooming of a wonderful relationship. A blooming onion, if you will
     
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  34. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    i just ordered some dental supplies from australia AMA
     
  35. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Shut up fuckhead
     
  36. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Would prefer "muppet" or "cuntshit" plz and thx.
     
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  37. Baron

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    Do the Australian posters believe in Drop Bears?
     
  38. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    Yes. I have seen one at the zoo.
     
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  39. Control

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    You settled now? :iceburn:
     
  40. Control

    Control Agent 86
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    Only those who believe alcohol is bad for you.
     
  41. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    We get koalas here.
    Drop bears are american
     
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  42. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Fucking dropheds. Hope Robert Pattinson beats your ass
     
  43. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Cuntshit toothpaste does NOT sound appealing
     
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  44. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    There's no such thing
     
  45. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    Boss have you booked into the dentist yet? Not going for 35 years is not great for dental hygiene.
     
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  46. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  47. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    LOL
     
  48. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Nope. I only go when it's actually needed. It's not actually needed yet.
    Get yourself an electric toothbrush instead of wasting $1000 each time on dental visits.
     
  49. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
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    why
     
  50. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    It cost me $130 when I went to the dentist last year.
     
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