Australian Rules Football: Now featuring actual Australians

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jimmy the Saint, Mar 21, 2020.

  1. Line 4 Guy

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    How do these guys know when to dribble every 15 yards with no field markings? And how is that ref'd?
     
  2. JVP

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    The umpires guess. And get it wrong a lot of the time.
     
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  3. Control

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    The guy who wrote the report is a media person? He worked for the club, sleepy! That's why it ain't bullshit! JVP, you should file for divorce!
     
  4. Control

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    I won't go that far, but it was a dumb bump. Kosi was awesome last night except for that. He's gotta get it out of his game.

    Anyway, your Doggies weren't good enough! We're on our way again and this time no slip ups! IT'S A GRAND OLD FLAG!
     
  5. Control

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    Credit where it's due. Mark of the Year award is over in Round 1.
     
  6. Gizmoandsooz

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  7. Control

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    Yeah, two weeks for Kosi. I accept that.
     
  8. Control

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    And after the outage the Dees nearly stole it! Have to get my heart checked!
     
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  9. JVP

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    You don’t support Melbourne. You are not fooling anyone.
     
  10. Gizmoandsooz

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    Lol. Saw the lights go out in the 4th quarter of the match.
    Apparently a light globe caught fire.
     
  11. Gizmoandsooz

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    Stop lying to us about everything, Control. You're a pies fan.
     
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  12. RockHardJawn39

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    The Aussie board wars are boring and annoying. Can you guys move it to a board with 4 people so we don’t have to see this? Y’all have a ton of them.
     
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  13. Jimmy the Saint

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    Belter of an idea boss
     
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  14. RockHardJawn39

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    All they do is whinge
     
  15. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Guys I come in here to talk a lil Aussie rules not bicker and argue over who killed who
     
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  16. RockHardJawn39

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    Fixed for you
     
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  17. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    tyvm
     
  18. Gizmoandsooz

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    Says you who's whinging. Find an afl team before commenting in here
     
  19. RockHardJawn39

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    No you, farva shedump, are whinging about who control is or isn’t and no one gives a shit.
     
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  20. Gizmoandsooz

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    Shut up you stupid cockhead. Go play in traffic.

    Who the fuck are those people you named you fucked up piece of bullshit.

    Get it through your brainless head and stop trolling me over other names that i have not signed up as.
     
  21. RockHardJawn39

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    Farva, please accuse user control of being someone that only you and jvp care about on one of your boards that no one reads.
     
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  22. JVP

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    Please try and stick on topic knackers.

    You are stinking up this thread with your sooking,

    Reckon Control ’s Pies will be too good for Port this afternoon at the home of football.
     
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  23. Gizmoandsooz

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    Reckon the pies will be good today.
     
  24. JVP

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    Your Roos are going to get a fair touch up from the Dockers boss.
     
  25. Control

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    FUCK OFF!!! I HATE Collingwood!! Pack of thugs the lot of them!!
     
  26. Control

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    You, sir, win the grand prize. She's paranoid for reasons unknown and the paranoid always whine and carry on.
     
  27. Gizmoandsooz

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    After watching the dockers get smacked by the saints i reckon you're wrong
     
  28. Gizmoandsooz

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    Collingwood are smashing port adelaide
     
  29. Gizmoandsooz

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    Richmond are smashing adelaide
     
  30. Gizmoandsooz

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    JVP your bulldogs are getting done by the saints.
    Dockers are getting done by roos
     
  31. Gizmoandsooz

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  32. Control

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    Winning by one point is not "getting done".
     
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  33. Gizmoandsooz

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    Great win by the roos!
     
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  34. JVP

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    Yeah we are cooked boss. Going to be a long season I think.
     
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  35. Gizmoandsooz

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    Dogs need to play some youngsters.
     
  36. paulski

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    It was always a danger game but to lose by 51 must be a massive concern. If it's any consolation, there's a lot of other supporters feeling the same way this morning. :facepalm:
     
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  37. Gizmoandsooz

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    LOL also how stupid of the journos making a big thing of all the laws in the AFL.

    They don't realise that once the siren sounds it's the end of the game.
    Stop whinging about your bullshit.
     
  38. Barves2125

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    What a thrashing! :meh:
     
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  39. Control

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    Stop getting mad at nothing. Journos can say what they want. It's a free fucking country, Bellatrix!
     
  40. Control

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    Hawthorn must be the early pick for last place on the table (put in a way American readers will understand - if I said "wooden spoon" and "ladder" they'll say What)
     
  41. Gizmoandsooz

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    Pull your own head in fuckwit
     
  42. Control

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    My head is in. Pull in yours before someone slaps the back of it.
     
  43. Gizmoandsooz

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    They get called out for it by the umpires who will tell them it's not 15.

    AFL is similar to your NFL
    Except we don't wear helmuts and don't have excessive padding on us and kick with an oval shaped ball called a Sherrin.

    Only line markings are the boundary lines, Centre Square, Goal Square and 50m arcs
     
  44. RockHardJawn39

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    It’s like NFL, but with different rules that are dumb
     
  45. Gizmoandsooz

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    Letting everyone know how much of a loser this dickhead called control on here is.

    [​IMG]
     
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  46. Control

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    Define dumb.
     
  47. Control

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    I'm not as much of a "loser" as someone who thinks I'm someone else and can't correct themselves.
     
  48. JVP

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    Here is some sage advice for our American friends to be introduced to AFL.
     
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  49. Gizmoandsooz

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  50. Gizmoandsooz

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    You should also support your usafl leagues and teams as well.

    Where'd you think Mason Cox from the USA got his skills from?