Alive or not...

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  1. bro

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    Really need to design cities where people can’t park that close to where cyclists ride. Driver and cyclist got very lucky there
     
  2. bigred77

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    Suggestions for how that design would look?
     
  3. pearl

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  4. The Subspace Mariner

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    Ah yes...this randomly pops into my head every now and then....and I wonder..."why brain"
     
  5. beerme

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    Ah fuck… where did that guy fall from
     
  6. The Subspace Mariner

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    Think he jumped out of a hotel window or something. Perfect aim.
     
  7. dukebuckeye

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    Did that go up his butt?
     
  8. Aussie

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    That's up there with the worst thing I've ever seen.
     
  9. El Tiburon

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    He'll never be the ass of a major corporation.
     
  10. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  11. Shinzon

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    If I remember correctly, he survived the fall and was alive for short while afterward stuck on the pole.
     
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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    That’s how they actually used to impale people on stakes. They’d tie the victims up and put the tip of the stake up their asshole as far as the could then just leave them there. Their body weight would slowly pull them down the stake until it came out their mouth or neck and they died very slowly over the course of several days.
     
  13. Redav

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    Idk what's wrong with people that they'd do that to someone
     
  14. broken internet

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    Items chronologically destroyed:
    1. Anus
    2. Rectum
    3. Large intestine
    4. Bladder
    5. Pelvis
    6. Small intestine
    7. Liver
    8. Stomach
    9. Diaphragm
    10. Lungs??
     
  15. Baseballman86

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    Not to be insensitive, but how do you think they removed him? Assuming the cut the pole at the ground?
     
  16. The Subspace Mariner

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    They sawed the pole off at the bottom iirc
     
  17. beerme

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    That’ll be a fun one at the morgue
     
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  18. Nick Rivers

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    so a similar version of this happened in Orlando where a man fell off a ladder onto a large shrub or tree branch and was impaled, but lived. Branch was broken off below his ass and he was brought into the ER. They pulled out as much as they could from underneath but had to open his chest cavity to remove the rest. Had to use a dremel type tool to saw the branch inside his chest then remove it in several pieces, and I think they had to continuously pour water inside to clean out all the leaves and smaller twigs/branches.
     
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  19. Aussie

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    Not sure what the thought process there was.
     
  20. Nostradumass

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    That's some very aggressive "helping" to get his limp and broken body off the road.
     
  21. HotMic

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    “Where did this vehicle he literally just jumped out of come from???”
     
  22. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    This tweet blew up quick, over 65K likes

     
  23. Aussie

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    I laughed way too hard at this.
     
  24. The Banks

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

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  25. IowaHuskerFan3

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    The dude who bailed outta the car and smacked his skull on concrete has died.
     
  26. Redav

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    Looks like the car ransom scene with Walter in the Big Lebowski
     
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  27. Whammy Business

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    Why does the one cop push the other? Or did he hand him something?
     
  28. ClemPson

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    He picked up something (assuming a gun) and handed it off to the other cop.
     
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  29. Rainbow Brite

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  30. goblue31602

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    Also explains the quick yank off the road which I 100% support. 20+kV lines are no joke.

    "A CHP spokesman later explained they dragged him away because the lines from the damaged power poles were arcing, and they were concerned about the possibility of the poles and electrified lines falling onto the road."
     
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  31. pearl

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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Probably lived but wished he’d have died the next day.
     
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  33. Aussie

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    That bar probably got in trouble for over serving him.
     
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  34. bigred77

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    As they damn sure should
     
  35. One Two

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    Yep
     
  36. Biship

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    No shit what a dumb ass bar tender
     
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  37. Shinzon

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  38. a.tramp

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  39. broken internet

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  40. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  41. beerme

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    Walked away too? Holy fuck
     
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  42. Shinzon

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    Police/Fire/Rescue should have one designated person that walks around with a stick just smacking the shit out of any of these idiots that get so close to take videos on their phones.
     
  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    That's Bruce Willis
     
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  44. EagleDuck

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    I would do this job for free.
     
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  45. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  46. The Banks

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  47. Shinzon

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    Pretty sure the caption is a joke. I think..



    Edit: it won’t show up in the link because it’s an age-restricted post for some reason.
     
  48. Whammy Business

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    Fueled by vodka and adrenaline.
     
  49. Killy Me Please

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    Putin's getting sloppy
     
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