Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Prospector

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  2. cutig

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    I had the unfortunate experience of living in Kansas during that time when the state supreme court almost had to close the schools because of the inequity in funding. I'm shocked those dipshits would go right back to that playbook after how horribly that turned out

    I remember the news reports of the Uber rich people telling Kansas to tax them rsther than destroy the state
     
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  3. steamengine

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    I get highlighting this as an escalation of corporate takeover of government, but it isn’t like we weren’t already here. It’s just MBR tried to push back on his corporate overlords in the most dastardly audacious way possible and they let him know how the American system actually works (lawyers actually run everything).
     
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  4. Name P. Redacted

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    It will get veto’d and then the GOP will get to campaign on Kelly refusing to lower food taxes. Getting rid of grocery taxes is actually something that my MAGA MIL rightly notes it’s a regressive tax.
     
  5. bro

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    Would love to get an insider story on this

     
  6. Name P. Redacted

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    Someone probably rightly pointed out that he’s got a lot more power and flexibility if he stays where he is.
     
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  7. Deep dirt

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    I never understood why they split up Alta and Baja California like they did. Reunification will be great for the future west coast/cascadia super nation.
     
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  8. afb

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    or it goes to one of the judges he has appointed
     
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  9. southlick

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  10. Josey Wales

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    Renato, the only place we should be leaping to is “well, nevertheless”.
     
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  11. JGator1

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    It's Sammy Gravano flipping on John Gotti 2.0!!!!!

    Ah! Well. Neverthless,
     
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  12. chuckmasterflex

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    New speculation in the, “Has Donald Trump committed Prosecutable Crimes” bucket.

    I did watch him attempt him a coup on the internet and TV.
     
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  13. chuckmasterflex

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    The Harvard educated “political advisor” who set this bit up was probably paid $7-10 million dollars.
     
  14. bertwing

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    It’s insane that a US Senator is somehow less coherent than blind dog after drinking Tito’s all day
     
  15. Oranjello

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    Eh this is an extremely unique factual situation and that tweet makes it seem like this could happen more frequently. That’s not the case. Very rarely does a state or local government both delegate traditional governmental functions (like maintaining infrastructure and fire protection) to private companies and then take back that authority from the private entity.
     
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  16. Josey Wales

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    Run it like a business.

    No wait. Not like that!
     
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  17. EdmondDantes

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    this man was third in line to the presidency like 3 years ago
     
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  18. ashy larry

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    chuck? or fred yes the fred who hit a deer near dyersville that I assumed dead?
     
  19. aisle seven

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    Fred yes the Fred would have been the shadow president.
     
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  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    To be fair I bet several senators would write just as coherently if they actually wrote their own tweets, Chuck just refuses to let an aide write for him.
     
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  21. IV

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    And worse than that, it was basically done because they don’t like the way the company was exercising its right to free speech
     
  22. MJH

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    Looking forward to Meatball’s whiny reaction to this at a press conference and how Trump is going to hammer him about the whole debacle.
     
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  23. Mister Me Too

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    The media being trash is the one thing Trump was right about:

     
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  25. Beeds07

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    Counter point

    Fuck Meatball. Taking away peoples rights for political gains are what fascists do.
     
  26. Beeds07

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    At least we know he does t have a social media team
     
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  27. Redav

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    When did she ever fucking talk him out of anything?
     
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  28. steamengine

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    You’re joking, right? Half of what government does is delegating government functions to private companies.
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    One one hand I agree, on the other hand I could really see her talking him out of selling nuclear secrets to the highest bidder
     
  30. NilesIrish

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    She want a bigger cut or something?
     
  31. El Tiburon

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    She couldn’t even talk him out of trying to fuck her.
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    We are too stupid of a society. Morons eat this shit up when he literally admits to getting massive help from the federal govt
     
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    So all of Trump's associates are going to jail for illegal activities that solely helped Trump, but not themselves 1 bit.

    Makes sense Trump knew none of this.
     
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  34. Beeds07

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    Who said she wanted to?
     
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  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fuck that, put her ass in jail
     
  36. Oranjello

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    Ha! Fair point. I was looking at it through the lens of the actual legal mechanism used in Disney's case, which was a pseudo-governmental authority that was basically a government owned corporation that was controlled by Disney. These authorities are fairly common but, based on the ones I've ever seen in practice, this one was unique.
     
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  37. CaneKnight

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    Kansas likes being poor it would seem
     
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  38. steamengine

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    I know, I was just being a cuntshit.
     
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  39. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Speaking of Bill Lee, he continues to be a piece of shit and align himself with the worst of the worst. He’s also a pussy.

     
  40. glimmer

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    a fake news story cobbled together using pictures of unrelated people solely to make a minority group the enemy

    does that have any historical precedent?
     
  41. Beeds07

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    Other than all of US history, no.

    Other than all of world history, also no.

    Once again, weird the focus is always the group when it isn't straight white dudes. :idk:
     
  42. Prospector

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  43. UCFkc123

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    The government prevented me from growing up homeless, but fuck you I’m rich now.
     
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  44. steamengine

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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Tha fuck is wrong with these people

     
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  46. Lyrtch

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