MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Major league world soccer cup world champs

     
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  2. Shiggityshwo

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  3. Rootgers

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    Very helpful, thanks.

     
  4. DirtBall

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    Ilie’s too good for this country

     
  5. DirtBall

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    How many former RBNJ guys can they squeeze into 360?

     
  6. Arrec Bardwin

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    Too bad 360 fucking sucks and goes to commercials int he middle of games.
     
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    I was gonna say wait until Robles pops in but he took that Qatar money and has hair now.
     
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    Adidas finally listens to us. Beautiful.

     
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  9. Shiggityshwo

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    get rid of the frill/make the sponsor's logo smaller and I'd unironically love those
     
  10. Shiggityshwo

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    obligatory is today the day Atlanta finally beats RB

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  11. Rootgers

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    This is definitely the year. We can't score at all.
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Well shoot. Might as well cancel the match imo. Only fair thing to do.

     
  13. DirtBall

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    I’m going to start whoring myself out. You want something destroyed? I’ll root for it and it will immediately go to shit. This is my superpower.

     
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    Queen Gaia is showing me mercy.
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Couple babies going at it between the sticks for Crew-RSL.
     
  16. DirtBall

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    Bernardeschi olimpico
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Don’t know if Aiden makes it to the end of the year in Columbus
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Instead of showing the matches 360 is wasting 10 minutes interviewing Chiellini
     
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  21. TheFreak55

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    Ref in Atlanta is ASS
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Jordan Morris is going to break the goal scoring record :facepalm:
     
  23. Shiggityshwo

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    Almada fk just now shows how fine the line is between brilliance and embarrassment when you're trying to pull next level stuff off
     
  24. Arrec Bardwin

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    Love the response from last weeks outing.

    When will MLS decide to not be a second tier league and not play during international breaks?
     
  25. Arrec Bardwin

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    Imagine robbing your fans of a Zelarayan vs Alamada matchup.
     
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  26. xec

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    As far as I’m concerned RSL needs to toss this season and put all the babies on the field for the remainder.
     
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    Why would a euro club buy Almada when Aiden Morris is available?
     
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  29. DirtBall

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  30. DirtBall

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    Jesus Christ Jurgen Jr. Just pathetic effort

     
  31. DirtBall

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    Lame ass VAR

     
  32. DirtBall

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    Hey! KCs midfield is outplaying Phillys, cool! And just like that their new #6 who’s now played 30 mins this season goes out with a pulled hammy. Fuck this dumb ass sport.
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Worst training staff on the Fucking planet
     
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  34. DirtBall

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    Frei sucks ass
     
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  35. SugarShaun

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    Made it to my first Crew game since the 2021 season. Felt wonderful to be back

    Morris isn’t long for this league, hope to see him on the Olympic roster

    The Zela back heel on the first goal, fantastic
     
  36. DirtBall

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    At least good Morris gave me something to cheer for tonight. Awful results otherwise.
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    Lol. “Foul ball” I’m pretty sure she works for the Rockies as a sideline reporter.

     
  38. DirtBall

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    Another lol

     
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  39. DirtBall

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    One in the gooch, 3 on the back. Got it coach!!!

     
  40. Shiggityshwo

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    there are games on and 360's showing post game interviews somebody tell them
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    Alan. I’m legit crying.
     
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  42. DirtBall

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    HEY PAUL!! I miss Sam as well but that doesn’t mean you have to be a jerk!!

     
  43. Rootgers

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    If you like teams that only concede via GK or defender error, but also can't score, let me tell you about the Red Bulls of NY
     
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  44. BayouMafia

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    Was just about to post that Ivacic was absolutely impenetrable tonight but then Quignon buried that rebound
     
  45. Shiggityshwo

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    it's also a really dumb thing to object to, this league's starving for stories
     
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  46. DirtBall

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    LOOOOOOOOONS
     
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    The score doesn’t reflect it but Dallas - Portland is non-stop action
     
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  48. Rootgers

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    Atlanta coach bought a Burberry rain coat and wanted everyone to see it so badly that he wore it inside a dome. Still won.
     
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  49. DirtBall

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    Fucking christ
     
  50. DirtBall

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    Come on Alan