Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    and lied about that
     
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  2. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    The 1st indictment clearly was always going to take a lot of silly angst from our shit media. Maybe all the others will, too, but at least this gives the more serious crimes a chance to breathe without being the UNPRECEDENTED step.

    Also, this indictment isn’t about paying off a porn star. It’s the illegal manner in which he did so. Simpletons gonna simpleton though, and Portnoy has made millions off being the king of the simpletons.
     
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  3. DirtBall

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    I’ve got to be honest, I’ve never ran for President WITHOUT paying off a porn star first. I’ve also never ran for President at all but feel as if I can’t cast any stones.
     
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  4. pearl

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    Living in the year 2023 and having to explain population density to Republicans must be exhausting

     
  5. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Little Rock is a D area

    get fucked
     
  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Tmb stoolis take another L
     
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  7. yesman

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  8. IV

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    wait she’s the shit, she literally mapped Tanis like from Indiana jones

    she teaches at UAB
     
  9. IV

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  10. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I'll go to my grave thinking the most dangerous lie Fox has told is that these idiots are the "real" majority, it's created so much of what we are seeing.
     
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  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    "i know very little and dont care, so here is my unqualified opinion.

    oh, you (a person who pays too much attention) disagree. why am i not surprised."

    maybe shut the fuck up
     
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  12. NYGator

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    Look like the fucked around and found out thread will get busy with MAGA man loses house.
     
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  13. Ralph

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    Oliver's show has been on break and returns tomorrow night. One can only hope their producers have been scrambling around the clock since Thursday night to turn his entire set into some giant, elaborate rube goldberg "we got him" machine.
     
  14. Truman

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    This is a really good thread in the covid bullshit

     
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  15. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    what a spineless coward

     
  16. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    To be fair Jeb was born without a spine
     
  17. Hank Scorpio

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    I'm not a legal expert, but didn't a jury recommend charging him in the first place?
     
  18. zeberdee

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    I mean we can vote on it if you really want. we talking just NY or everyone? either way I think we’re good.
     
  19. bwi2

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    he has lost every election since it was revealed that he paid her off
     
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  20. Josey Wales

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    He’s a loser and prosecuting former presidents prob makes the bush family nervioso.
     
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  21. NYGator

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    He would have lost that election if he didn't.
     
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  22. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Do not drag Ser Davos into this. Have you no dignity?
     
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  23. Gizmoandsooz

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    Trump is the biggest arseclown ever. What a fucked up narcissistic piece of shit.
     
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  24. The Blackfish

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    This is your best post yet
     
  25. Matt Foley

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    He did in the metric that Jeb is presumably proposing here, popular vote.

    If it has to be unanimous though, we are fucked.
     
  26. Gizmoandsooz

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    Trump reminds me of what Scott Morrison was like when he was voted in for 1 4 year term as Prime Minister of Australia.
    He got voted out and Australia started working again.
     
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  27. BudKilmer

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    “let the jury be the voters”

    jeb you dumb son of a bitch the jury was an actual fucking jury


    I hope every family member of yours dies in prison
     
  28. BudKilmer

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  29. dump

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  30. JGator1

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    For all his faults Michael Steele had a good tweet about this, MTG is perfectly willing to deal with the "lamestream media". If you really thought everything was a lie why would you even bother with the interview?

     
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  31. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    it would be a shame if that dumb bitch becomes a victim of the NYC crime epidemic that she's always touting!
     
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  32. JGator1

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    I really think these people watch Fox News/listen to talk radio/hell watch a show like Yellowstone and think everytime they go to the store/get gas/run an errand in a non-lily white suburb it's like going to 2004 Fallujah.
     
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  33. Gizmoandsooz

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    I reckon trump is one of those people who only enters a room to fart and leaves only because of the bad smell he's made and won't own up to dropping his guts.
     
  34. Name P. Redacted

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    Leave the room if you’re going to cough
     
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  35. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    We call farts cuntshits where I come from
     
  36. Doc Louis

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    Can't imagine this was any of their first second or third options for guests to interview for an episode. Just saying she had to know she was a backup to a backup to a backup that cancelled.
     
  37. Name P. Redacted

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    60 Minutes is boomer brain rot, they thought it would be a good idea.
     
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  38. BWC

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    C’mon now, Doc. Don’t be naive.
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    Probably to get a book deal
     
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Out of all the people in the GOP, Asa wouldn’t be a bad choice. Far and away better than Trump and DeSantis and all the others running which is why he doesn’t stand a chance. Not dumb and loud enough.
     
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  42. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Game. Changed.
     
  43. Hank Scorpio

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    [​IMG]
     
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  44. Gallant Knight

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    Asa is the sort of republican who doesn’t wake up wanting to be cruel to people but just does it via his policies without realizing it

    and that’s better than like 85% of republicans in 2023

    cool
     
  45. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Don't buy this at all.
     
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  46. Gaknight

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    Yeah such a great choice
     
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  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I was comparing him to Trump and DeSantis. I didn’t say he wasn’t a Republican.
     
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  48. CUAngler

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