Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by pearl, Jul 15, 2015.

  1. ClemPson

    ClemPson Well-Known Member
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    I would have personally worn some black Air Force 1’s to show those Germans bombing Pearl Harbor that I didn’t give a damn.
     
  2. Eathan Edwards

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    I saw a couple posts along the lines of "Does Richard Dreyfus understand how chairs work?"

    Apparently this was his posture for a good portion of the podcast.

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    I haven't been able to confirm if he eventually fell off or not.
     
  3. nexus

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    this is pretty great and Goonies remains one of greatest pieces of cinema to date

     
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  4. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    That’s incredibly awesome. Thanks for sharing.
     
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  5. HotMic

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  6. ned's head

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  7. HotMic

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  8. WillySaliba

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    All the Jordan’s that died that day for our country. Must have been a fortune.
     
  9. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I spent 7 months deployed on an aircraft carrier and playing video games is all I learned, too.
     
  10. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    TYFYS
     
  11. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Other points of knowledge:
    - don't jump off said aircraft carrier; it makes the CO of the billion dollar boat very angry to have turn around
    - don't talk shit to people you can't see, when some of the people you can't see are hyper-aggressive Marines that have been stuck on a metal box for nearly a month
     
  12. Seavie

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    The story in my head now is you talked shit to a Marine, and when said Marine came after you, you jumped off the aircraft carrier. Thus causing a man overboard situation.
     
  13. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    That's almost exactly what happened, except I was just a bystander.
    The first point was a combo of that event and people that kept throwing things off the flight deck with the rescue lights in them enough that the CO came over the loud speaker and berated an entire crew of 5000+ for it.
     
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  14. ned's head

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  15. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Well, did it work?
     
  16. TimJimothy

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    I guess not if he's having some kind of 'medical procedure' for it done this week. Unless maybe it's to remove quills from his nose.
     
  17. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Yearlong case of hiccups my god
     
  18. TimJimothy

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    Does he hiccup in his sleep?
     
  19. Shinzon

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    Yeah you still do. Just a lot less frequently. But I’d imagine that first hiccup after waking up each morning hoping they’re gone is the ultimate kick in the nuts.
     
  20. *DIESEL*

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    Goddamn Janelle Monae is bad...


     
  21. kinghill

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    Would you rather:
    1) have hiccups for a year
    2) receive a kick to the nuts each Monday morning for a year
     
  22. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Kick to the nuts. It’s hard to suck dick with the hiccups.
     
  23. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I had a bout of BPPV last nine months. Usually episodes last 2-3 days, this one just kept going
     
  24. Homo Erectus

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    What about the swallowing?
     
  25. Roy

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    Not gonna lie I would get pretty god damned desperate myself
     
  26. nofatchildren - cissp

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    stolen from reddit with zero shame
     
  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Has no one on the internet shopped a chalkboard with "AM HAPPY" on these Feinstein pictures yet?

     
  28. orangebl00d

    orangebl00d Six foot two and rude as hell
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    I bet those 8 years were fun as hell
     
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  29. beerme

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    That averages out to $5k/day basically assuming no interest. I don’t know personally but I feel like you can get some good drugs and prostitutes for that.
     
  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Time to win another lottery
     
  31. seanofthedead86

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    I watched 6 seasons of Game of Thrones on a month and a half long underway. It was simultaneously the most productive and unproductive time of my 4 years of sea duty.
     
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  32. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    What a hero. I hope he planned it out that way.
     
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  33. One Two

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    Please delete my proprietary retirement plan
     
  34. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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  35. *DIESEL*

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    Update:
     
  36. Biship

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  37. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  38. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  39. HotMic

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  40. The Goat

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    Just outstanding content she has been providing.

     
  41. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    I don’t know who that young lady is but I enjoy the way she’s put together and her attitude towards uncovered breasts.
     
  42. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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  43. Homo Erectus

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    Great KC Boobs!!
     
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  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Imagine clout chasing so hard that you get 20 years in prison.
     
  45. a.tramp

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    What an absolute fuckhead. “Hey guys, see this beautiful natural landscape below me? Watch me smash a plane into it!”
     
  46. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    “This is Mohamed Atta and welcome to Jackass!”
     
  47. *DIESEL*

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  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Jfc :roll: