Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

Caylee Cowan, ladies & gents & non-binaries.

 

You're welcome.

Spoiler

 

To me, she looks like a cross between Violet Summers, Mia Malkova, and Sydney Sweeney to me.

 

MUAHHHHHhhhh...the french

 

My wife showed me this video. She and her husband(??) used to do this at Arizona years ago

 

Sister Cindy, she was a fixture on the Oval in front of Hayes Hall in the 90’s with her husband Brother Jed.

They had young daughters, like 4-7 years old, they used to bring with them as they shouted “Slut!” and “Masturbater!” at random students walking to class.

Always wondered how well adjusted those kids grew as adults.

 

have 2 guinea pigs that do the same. They hide their heads in something and think that because they can’t see me, I can’t still see their little furry potato bodies that are still just out in the open. It’s good for them that they are cute

 

It's absolutely wild to me that guinea pigs are found in nature outside of a cage.

https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/guinea-pig

 

Man, he ate that gorilla out

 

It’s wild to me that capybaras are just dog sized Guinea Pigs, or Guinea Bigs if you will

 

this is the first TikTok I've seen that I didn't resent having wasted time on. guy is fucking hilarious.

 

he's funny. I also respect his seasoning choices as slap ya mamma is fire

 

Wish they made a no sodium version of it like Tony’s

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqJnnWcDjBp/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsjRRQuvhP1/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

https://www.theringer.com/2018/2/27/17055800/daves-killer-bread-dave-dahl-feature

 

I thought that was already well known

 

probably. But not well known by me, I guess. Oops.

 

yeah, that was covered on the how i built in I listed to like 5 years ago. that guy no longer owns the company

 

Would love to hear from former execs/staff on the record for reason and technical method for how they did the scrambling.

 

Remember just praying for the scramble to sync up where the image just panned horizontally across the screen repetitively for a few seconds so you could clearly discern a diagonal boob.

Had to really make hay on the 'sturb when that happened. And people wonder why premature ejaculation is so prevalent.

 

Something different to catch here every time I watch it

 

Pretty good for 65.

 

But to be fair, how many of your mom’s friends would you want in your bed?

 

69

 

Girl in the background saw and said “nope” once she saw what happened

 

I legit poured one out when I learned our long word champ, Antidisestablishmentarianism, got one upped (fuck that Disney shit, it never counted to me). Fucking quartz dust and the pulmonary system for giving us Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Assholes.

 

When people read, they don't look at each letter but recognized patterns.

So to me Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis looks like, "pneumonia ultra microchips volcano Isis." All the things I'm most afraid of in the world.

 

My cousin did a lot of their web and marketing stuff when the company was first getting real big. Unfortunately, the owner went through what was already cited above. The name of the company came years before that particular incident occurred, though. Sad stuff.

 

Buddy. They’re literally cuisine for some.

https://migrationology.com/cuy-guinea-pig-meal/

 

I’ll personally castrate any man that has ate a capybara

 

Because they're so awesome you don't want them to procreate and create a super race of rodent-eating psychos?

 

I’ll end you “friend”

 

I'm partial to floccinaucinihilipilification.