Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It’s literally been the only saving grace to all of this. If they were in the least bit competent we’d be in far worse shape. Thank God only horrible dummies are playing so far.
     
  2. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  3. Hank Scorpio

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    It's why I think a DeSantis presidency, especially one where Rs have both chambers, would be significantly worse both short and long term than a 2nd Trump presidency.

    Both would be real bad though.
     
  4. slogan119

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    I fear another Trump presidency because he and staffers found out what they don’t know during their 4 years and will have major detrimental impacts if he’s re-elected.
     
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  5. RSK

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    I mean they pick the Villain music because they know they're the bad guys right?

     
  6. ned's head

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  7. bro

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  8. zeberdee

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    I can't place the music, what is it from?
     
  9. nexus

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    It’s the theme from Inception if Hans Zimmer were a lunatic piece of shit
     
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  10. Josey Wales

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    Trump is gonna be talking about this for months. I’ll be over it but will inevitably smile as Ron’s head spins right round baby.
     
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  11. bro

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    With her new appointment, Cardoza-Moore will have the power to “submit final recommendations for [Social Studies] standards to the State Board.” In a statement about her new position, Cardoza-Moore said, “[t]he materials we will be reviewing can only accomplish the mission of educating good American citizens if our Tennessee textbooks are devoid of left-aligned historic revisionism and the toxic material found in the antisemitic Critical Race Theory; Diversity, Equity and Inclusion; Social-Emotional Learning and Ethnic Studies.”

    Cardoza-Moore homeschooled her five children and has criticized the existing public school curriculum for exposing children to “anti-Semitic, anti-American, anti-Judeo-Christian content in our public schools.” In a radio interview on the Tennessee Star Report, Cardoza-Moore said, "t’s ruining our children’s lives. Our children are depressed and unless we as parents… stand up and speak up and take back control of our children’s education, we are going to lose this country."
     
  12. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    People forget the big H was seen as an incompetent buffoon until he wasn’t.
     
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  13. Josey Wales

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    History actually will be kind, because we’ll all be eating Arby’s. And who doesn’t enjoy their curly fries??
     
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  14. Nug

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  15. El Tiburon

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    I mean, he actually kind of was. It’s just the thing that he actually was competent at was, uh, not so good.
     
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  16. devine

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    This is so good
     
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  17. Xander Crews

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  18. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    I think the bigger threat is they know there are on consequenses
     
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  19. slogan119

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    Why don’t we have both?
     
  20. Josey Wales

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    Because he can’t read it’s so evident when he’s going off script.
     
  21. Prospector

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    They don't give a shit about governing #760,316
     
  22. devine

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  23. devine

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  24. Josey Wales

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    Loved a post.

    Interesting this was doled out and there’s rumor of an impending trump documents indictment.

    The president himself sure will test our norms!
     
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  25. SD_Irish

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    Good. Fuck him.
     
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  26. nexus

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    god I hope he's beaten mercilessly every day
     
  27. ned's head

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    18 years for being a superfan of a reality tv personality

    :roll:
     
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  28. Redav

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    Damn this was in December of 2022
     
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  29. HowdyHorns

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    Universe says Florida gonna Florida and keep my name out yo mouth.
     
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  30. devine

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  31. Prospector

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    omg lmao wonder what they think about soaking
     
  32. ned's head

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  33. Truman

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  34. PeterGriffin

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    She said she had only read parts of the books. “They have to read for me because I’m not an expert,” she said. “I’m not a reader. I’m not a book person. I’m a mom involved in my children’s education.”

    Jeeeesus fucking christ.
     
  35. bro

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    maybe the non-book person should leave the educating to the educators
     
  36. Josey Wales

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    No experts are trustworthy. Except for “businessman”.
     
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  37. bro

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  38. chuckmasterflex

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  39. MJH

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    Future budgets in the state will be calculated by someone who couldn’t pass Algebra I.
     
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  40. zeberdee

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    it's also 50 seconds worth of video on a loop for 3:30. fucking amatuer hour.
     
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  41. AptosDuck

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    Existential crisis
    Epistemic uncertainty
    Distrust of elites/experts
     
  42. Truman

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  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Damn, my long-time online friend that lived in Austin around the same time as me (lives in Boulder now), his inlaws (which aren't really conservative) were neighbors with the Oath Keeper leader that just got sentenced. I've no idea why they haven't moved.
     
  44. ned's head

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  45. Fudd

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    Brian’s parents’ dirty Laundrie is really being aired out big time.