Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Oh come on
     
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  2. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He looks so dumb in every picture, doesn’t matter the context. Just an absolute weirdo.
     
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  3. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  4. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  5. aisle seven

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    Not going to bother reading the article, going to assume he wasn’t racist enough.
     
  6. BudKilmer

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  7. drewru

    drewru Well-Known Member
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    I genuinely believe people as vile as this piece of shit are so fucked up on the inside that it starts to manifest itself on the outside. He and Sarah Huckabee have eerily similar…gazes. Must be all that lying and cheating has rotted away the same portions of their brains.

    Edit: it’s about time he face some fucking consequences. I’m not holding my breath that it will actually happen but this crook has been getting away with shit going in decades now.
     
  8. ned's head

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    Special fucking place!


     
  9. drewru

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    :angrycorn:
     
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    Saw this comment. Clicked on his bio. Scroll page. NSFW

     
  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    How close of friends are they to Alex Jones
     
  12. southlick

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  13. Truman

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    They’re taping it to edit out any election denial stuff because of lawsuits, aren’t they??
     
  14. bwi2

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    probably also Jean Carroll slander
     
  15. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Surely the footage would eventually leak from inside Fox if he went on some rant about Dominion or whatever right? I can imagine pre-show Hannity and others pleading with him not to go there, Trump giving some halfass verbal agreement, and Trump saying it anyway while Hannity looks absolutely terrified.
     
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  16. IanBoyd

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    So the entire thing will be about 30 seconds long?
     
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  17. BudKilmer

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    Dying at “Rob” :laugh:

     
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  18. southlick

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  19. Prospector

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    David Hoag graduated from Harvard. Lots of rwnj is unhappy about it
     
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  20. HoosDaMan

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    The replies to his tweet are disgusting. Harassing a victim of gun violence. I hope all those people suffer.
     
  21. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  22. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Dislike? Or dethrone?
     
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  23. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  24. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    QUICK, someone plug him in!!! He’s powering down on TV!!!

     
  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    To be fair, this woman is insane looking

     
  26. chuckmasterflex

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    Only thing worse than Lalas's soccer takes are his politics.
     
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  27. MJH

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  28. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Have you ever heard his “music”!?!?
     
  29. drewru

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    Ashamed he’s an RU alum, and that’s saying something considering the general state of our athletic department.
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

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    I've had some dark moments in my life, but I've never been driven to that.
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    Buddy, he was my second favorite soccer player for like 15 years, considering I didn’t know what soccer was till I was 10 at the 94 WC that means he’s been my second favorite soccer player for the majority of my (soccer knowing) life. Hari-Kari doesn’t seem like a severe enough punishment.
     
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  32. drewru

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    Name the staff that sent the texts and burn the lobbyists. Fuck this weak ass reporting that tries to hide behind the excuse of protecting sources when the sources are a bunch of slimey lobbyists. But because they won’t do that an otherwise huge story is going to disappear by tomorrow.
     
  33. JGator1

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  34. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  35. snowfx2

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  36. ~ taylor ~

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    Like they haven't been paying for their agenda to get passed all along.
     
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  37. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    how do so many of these guys have eye patches

    you can't even wear an eye patch around anymore, you'll be confused with one of these assholes. a sad loss of a useful accessory.
     
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  38. Deep dirt

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    Probably because they have sex with guns. Just asking to put your eye out having sex with guns.
     
  39. SD_Irish

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    Alexi Lalas being a chud explains so, so much. Just terrible take after terrible take.
     
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  40. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  41. Gaknight

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    He’s been a chud. Where have you been?
     
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  42. dblplay1212

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    Who did this evil fucker piss off to be eaten by the other evil fuckers?
     
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  43. Jax Teller

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    We've got some bright minds on TMB. Surely we can come up with a way to flood school districts with ban requests of the Bible and whatever piece of shit right wing grifter books are available.
     
  44. MJH

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    I’ve only seen pictures of her so I assumed she just filtered her pictures but holy shit. She’s only 32 and she looks like some 50+ year old that’s had a ton of plastic surgery trying to stay young.
     
  45. Gaknight

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    She looks like the Saw mask