Kate Middleton conspiracy

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  1. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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  2. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    What are you going to do with that money though? It's not like you can retire and move to Costa Rica. You never have a private moment, ever, until you die. I mean, I'd trade portfolios with them for sure, but their billion is different than every other billionaire's billion.
     
  3. CF3234

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    it's the letter "zed" over there.
     
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  4. wes tegg

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    Yeah, dude. I have a mortgage and a job and plenty of shit to stress out about other than being fabulously wealthy to shake hands and cut ribbons.
     
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  5. Gallant Knight

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    I’m sure you’d be super well adjusted after spending basically no time with your parents, getting bullied mercilessly at school, and never knowing if a woman you were with loved you or just wanted to wear a crown
     
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  6. Snakes

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    I just think there are much richer twats who don't do a god damned thing that avoid any and all scrutiny. I know someone personally who is set to inherit a family business. Calls himself CEO but Hunts/Golfs/Fishes 320 days out of the year and shows up once a month to appease his parents. His life is 1000x easier than the busy working royals.

    They are literally goldfish who are ushered around daily to justify their own existence. It sounds miserable.
     
  7. Snakes

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    you can't take it with you
     
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  8. dblplay1212

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    Yea i'm not saying it's the first gig I'd trade with but I'm absolutely hitting accept if the trade is offered.
     
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  9. Snakes

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    Fair enough!
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    I can’t believe we’re to the point of feeling sorry for these rats. This is worse than billionaire worship.
     
  11. dblplay1212

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    I'll give up dining in public for never having a financial concern in my life. I'll having banging house parties.
     
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  12. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Who are you banging at these house parties?
     
  13. Gallant Knight

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    It’s not that serious
     
  14. Snakes

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    That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.
     
  15. dblplay1212

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    Probably a lot of other famous people in this hypothetical
     
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  16. Louis Holth

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    Assuming wes tegg is one of the famous people in this hypothetical but hey at least you don’t have a mortgage
     
  17. dblplay1212

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    I'd still post on tmb so most of you are invited
     
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  18. Handcuffed

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  19. bwi2

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    I’d have plenty of private moments in the free castles with gigantic grounds bequeathed to me

    shit the whole premise of this thread is that no one has seen Kate in months
     
  20. Redav

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    Anything I want/not work.
     
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  21. CF3234

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    you say that but history hasn't been kind. RIP Luke Bowanko's and Chef Goldblum's TMB Career
     
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  22. bwi2

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    Also Harry did basically retire and peace out to another country. Lizzy could have abdicated for decades and lived out her life wherever and she chose not to.
     
  23. IV

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  24. Chipper>Jeter

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    The nonstop media attention literally killed William and Harry’s mom. Unless you subscribe to the belief Charles offed her. I think I am just fine in life to not have paparazzi on top of me 24/7 like that.
     
  25. wes tegg

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  26. IV

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    Inbred descendants of warlords, glad we broke away from that clown show
     
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  27. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    You have a child's idea of what the Royals lives are like.
     
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    Did you miss our Buckeye and Wolverine fans in the Michigan scandal thread?
     
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  29. Redav

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    Please inform me
     
  30. VaxRule

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    Our z has a happy name. Their z has a menacing name.
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    We should do them a favor and redistribute their wealth.
     
  32. wes tegg

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    Or their heads.
     
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  33. Gallant Knight

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    It pretty much already has been redistributed

    they have some big houses and an allowance
     
  34. IV

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  35. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    They are the closest thing we have to human zoo animals. Pretty much every waking moment is scheduled and decided upon until they are no longer physically capable of keeping up with that schedule.

    Do I feel sorry for them? No.
    Would I trade places with them? Yes.
    But I would trade places with just about every other billionaire before them.
     
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  36. CaneKnight

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    We broke away from the clown show, but we're the bigger clown show now. :laugh:
     
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  37. Redav

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    Ok so you agree with me?

    What a bizarre exchange to get here
     
  38. Seavie

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  39. CaneKnight

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    Big fan of wes tegg's hatred of these mother fuckers

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  40. Snakes

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    I almost posted this gif with it to really sell it lol
     
  41. spagett

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    Maybe she's on a darkness retreat
     
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  42. Seavie

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    Jerry struggling not to lose it delivering that line always gets me.
     
  43. Gallant Knight

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    My favorite theory is that she got a botched BBL
     
  44. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    As Gallant Knight said, their wealth is tied up in assets they can't sell. Grow up, Count Chocula.
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    The institution is on a very short list of humanity’s greatest generators of suffering. All their jewels, houses, allowances, etc. should go to reparations. They should be ashamed to appear in public.
     
  46. dblplay1212

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    A drunk driver killed her. :twocents:
     
  47. Redav

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    Lol right. They can't use their wealth or they don't need it? It does seem awful to have to make public appearances. My thoughts and prayers to their families
     
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  48. Gallant Knight

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    I guess that’s true but they’ve also basically had nothing by ceremonial power over that government for like 250+ years
     
  49. Andy Reocho

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    Some would say that’s too much
     
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