Kate Middleton conspiracy

i just bought a bunch of heinz british beans on amazon thanks to this thread

 

thos Beans

 

the rest of their food is garbage but a full English breakfast (beans, toast, eggs, sausage, bacon, tomatoes, hash browns) is phenomenal.

 

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters

 

Oh no don’t send me to a country with free healthcare and 92 soccer teams to follow

 

How are British beans prepared?

 

Tbh they might just make the king

 

Mainly a tomato base with worcestershire. Not nearly as sugary/thick as american beans

 

TIL the British pronounce Cholmondeley as “Chumley."

Just a dumb, dumb bunch of islanders.

 

I’m really struggling to understand why they thought releasing a poorly photoshopped photo of her would help quell rampant internet rumors. Hell,I didn’t give a shit about any of these people until this morning and now I need to know.

 

Nobody thinks they're going to get Streisand'd when they do a Streisand. Thats the main problem with people now a days i always say.

 

She has a bowel obstruction and was put into a coma. Currently pooping into a bag which sounds delightful. Feel free to inform your wives, but I’d suggest making up something more entertaining.

 

Full English breakfast to treat a hangover is just an elite way to spend ur morning while watching some premier league

 

Just like in college football recruiting its a fluid situation

 

I'm still kind of wondering what is so hard about being in the royal family

 

And if it's so bad why don't they just leave

 

Well one of them actually did because the family was hyper racist to his mixed wife

 

Right! And Edward (the Nazi sympathizer) just decided not to be king so you don't have to do it

 

you have to eat things called blood pudding and spotted dick

 

Give me a billion dollars and I'll muscle through it

 

Like we all haven't had a bit of that

 

I was literally typing out "And he was the only good one to boot," then I remembered all the times he was caught wearing Nazi outfits for "costume parties"

 

I can only imagine where he learned the values from that led to him thinking going out dressed as a nazi was an perfectly ok thing to do

 

Got that dawg in her

 

I keep waiting for the patented TMB insider “I’ve been lurking TMB for 10+ years and am King Charles Master Page of the Royal Oaks Yacht and my first post is to tell everyone that the Princess of Wales has had Bell’s Palsy the last 3 months. She hasn’t wanted to go in our in public looking like Nic Cage on half her face.”

 

The same time. Parliament was the cause of most of the issues. Not the king.

 

any good?

 

You won’t let any go to waste

 

This all really is captivating. Too bad we’ll never know the real truth.

 

Dumb things your wife or GF do.

Me: this is hilarious. She probably had a botched butt lift.

Her: No she's fine.

Me: they just posted that clearly manipulated photo that the AP took down.

Her: yeah and then she replied that she photo edits her photos.

Me: wait do you fucking think shes in charge of her Twitter account and actually has time to open up Photoshop and Lightroom and posting official updates.

Her: yeah.

She's lost it.

 

Is the picture of her in the car from this weekend real? Or has no one gotten a good look at her?

 

I bet it’s something physically and emotionally intense like a hysterectomy, and everyone should feel like shit when she confirms it. Doesn’t excuse the weird shithousery from the royal family making the speculation worse.

 

yes I’m sure the royal family is hiding that she had a hysterectomy.

 

is bobby witt jr okay #royalfam

 

I want to know just how fucked up was Charlotte's sleeve before Mama had to step in with the clone tool.

 

I’ve avoided speculating itt in the event that she’s reading this. At least I will be able to sleep at night

 

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