Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    If you vote no on a spending bill, your district should be denied funds from said bill. Same goes for when, for example, you vote against Sandy disaster aid before turning around to plead for Ian disaster aid. Maybe then will your constituents reflect on their ballot decisions.
     
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  2. ned's head

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    Gop weirdness is a slippery slope with no end

     
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  3. The Banks

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    Lol at banning alcohol…in Wisconsin

    Emma
     
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  4. Jimmy the Saint

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    Party of small government. Always important to remember that.
     
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  5. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Tackling the important issues.
     
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  6. Lyrtch

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    Just an event scheduled there, misleading title
     
  7. BudKilmer

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    every attendee has to cross their arms and yell RUTHKANDA FOREVER. Those are the rules
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    I was robbed again. Damnit!!!
     
  9. bwi2

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    "philanthropist Michael Milken" lmbo
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  11. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    None of these people should be getting awards.
     
  12. Schadenfred

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    You know who would love that the most? The Mob. Lord knows the Mafia thrived because of prohibition.
     
  13. theregionsitter

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    there is no mob in Wisconsin lol
     
  14. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    The Kennedys too
     
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  15. ats

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    not even Milwaukee, there’s got to be a sausage king

     
  16. beerme

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    there were definitely moonshiners, my great grandpa was one
     
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  17. Schadenfred

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    There would be if the hare-brained Republican's wish came true. Or if not the Mob specifically, organized crime generally. Same with criminalizing marijuana... except way worse.
     
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  19. Schadenfred

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    I always thought so, too, but apparently it's up for debate. Which means the Kennedys were totally bootleggers.

    Kennedys got their start with alcohol. Trumps got their start with booze and brothels. Sounds about right.
     
  20. snowfx2

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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    It sort of wild that the Baptists are trying to set up a Theocracy, and the billionaires think they are the ones exploiting the Christian fascists.
     
  22. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
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    IMG_8570.gif
     
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  23. snowfx2

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    Arnold Rothstein

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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    not sure if the school took action but
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  25. Duck2013

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    I think you’re right.

    they posted some crazy shit that said “good conservative men” the other day.

    was a picture of


    Xi, Putin, and Trump.
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

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    on the ucla Reddit there were people actively trying to get it shut down
     
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  27. fattus

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  28. CoastalOrange

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    And the community note is now gone when I click on the tweet.

    In fairness, they are too dumb to realize it.
     
  29. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I will bravely go on record and say that I find this (apparently) trans catfish noodling chick attractive and would do the sex with her. I can fix they/them.
     
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  30. DirtBall

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    You are so brave
     
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  31. snowfx2

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  32. Fran Tarkenton

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    algorithm going from the PRC to MAGA

     
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  34. Beeds07

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    Realistically the idea should be to take the L, take your lumps for another four years then try and rebuild the shit party without all the MAGA shit, but these don’t appear to be big picture thinkers.

    Frankenstein’s monster is attacking the village and they’re realizing they can’t control the monster they created. If they don’t purge and start over they won’t have a party to oppress people with.
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    At this point you’d think they’d realize he has no loyalty whatsoever to anything or anyone. It doesn’t matter how much sucking up they do or how MAGA they are he will shit all over them Sessions was the first one on the Trump train and when he decided not to break the law Trump dumped him in a second and proceeded to just shit on him publicly.
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

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    Biden can end this race with a well placed, “This guy doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.”
     
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  37. Andy Reocho

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  38. Can I Spliff it

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  39. NYGator

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    Oh I would feel much better if he owned it than the Chinese. I am sure our data would be well protected and nobody would be getting special benefits from this transaction. Clean stuff.
     
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  40. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    dinosaurs on the ark? I would actually like to go to that school
     
  41. SD_Irish

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    Good. Glad they got rid of them.
     
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  42. lazy bum

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    I mean, they're already teaching that the ark was real. Sure, add dinosaurs and unicorns and centaurs and all sorts of cool shit.
     
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  43. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    man, re that India video, the Modi bots must be working overtime flagging it because I had to basically sign a waiver to get it to play on youtube.
     
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  44. texasraider

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    school vouchers is the biggest grift going