Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Boomhauer is my favorite character Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes some guy talking to hank: "you know john wayne's middle name was marion" hank: "you take that back!"
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes probably been said but, the quote that finished the series so it was never on tv again
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Hank: It's your fault I was born in New York and I can't drive my truck and I tried a bagel and I actually liked it
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes "Thank You Jesus" -- Hank after finding frost (that he intends to use to water his lawn) on some old fish sticks in the fridge during a lawn-decimating water-rationing
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Watched King of the Hill growing up, only recently realized I missed half the jokes. Thank god for Netflix instant.
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Hank tells Bobby to to help Bill with ribs. Bobby says, "But you told me I shouldn't cook" Hank replies, "It's not cooking Bobbie, It's Bar-B-Que!
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Soot under my boy's nails! You don't get that from a clean burning fuel! Now, we're going to sit down and pray
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes B/c I'm such a huge Dwight fan: "Where's Bobby, Hank?" "Probably smashing Dwight Yoakam's voice box with my nine iron." It was the episode where Bobby hit Willie Nelson on the golf course. Great show.
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Hank: looks like it's his knee. Boy, if he wasn't playing on St. Augustine grass...uh, I don't even want to think about it Hank: boy, I tell you what...if that boy doesn't make it in the NFL, he's got a job at Strickland Propane...pending Mr. Strickland's approval
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Hank: I am no stranger to city council meetings, having supported your anti-skateboarding initiative as well as the neon sign wattage limits
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Cotton: Don't you tell me what to do! You ain't my daddy, I'm your daddy! (breaks plate on table) I won the war! I can drive a car! Hank: Kahn what are you doing? Mowing the lawn is a privilege not a punishment....you know it's that kind of permissive parenting that forfeited your country to the communists
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Just watched the episode where Bobby gets a girlfriend and the couch is in the alley. This line cemented in my mind that Hank Hill is the GOAT American. When Bobby gets dumped and is crying in the living room floor and has Hank Williams records playing. Hank- Well, his taste in music is already getting better.
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes i laugh so hard when hank closes the door on bandit and yells "bastard!"
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes I was watching that episode the other day and my favorite scene is the one in Wichita Falls Hank And Bobby In Wichita Falls
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes From the episode "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo ". Cant find the exact quote so sorry. Hank and co. are upset at a guys vision for the Alamo museum/recreation. They wanna tear it down. Dale "Lets tear this place down like Genaral Santa Ana!!!!!!!!!!!"
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Hate to hijack this thread but cotton has some damn good quotes buut "Peggy the dolphin tried to fornicate with me" or something close to it
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Peggy: I'm finally going to cash in that "I owe you one dinner" coupon he gave me for our anniversary Hank: you can alter that one dinner coupon to two dinners and I'll initial it when I get home
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes the pilot is chock full of classics...one of my favorites is definitely... "You know what Ford stands for? Fix it again, Tony...heh heh heh"
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Peggy: aw Luanne, all sororities do hazing...the harder it is the stronger the friendships. Why do you think POWs are always having reunions
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes Boomhauer, I can't understand a word you just said... what with all that legalese mumbo-jumbo.
Re: Favorite King of The Hill quotes I thank my father every day for all the tricks he played on me. He taught me the most wonderful lesson a child can learn: Never trust nobody. That's how I know Bob Dole's faking that dead arm.
im in tears, great fucking thread, atl i hate you but good work. instant queued the first two seasons