21 reasons why english sucks. I'm sure there will be some tl;dr here Btw I still think English is awesome
Then get out of my America. This will not be read because because I bleed red ,white and blue. Plus, I have the right to hate whoever decided to write this.
Written English is what happens when you try to force a Celtic/Germanic language into a Latin alphabet. Same reason Dutch, German, and the Scandanavian languages have all the little symbols over various letters. The sounds don't match the letters available.
One of the GOAT Homer lines along with "Gime (gym) what's a gime? (walks into the gym) ohhhhhhhhh a gime."
Every language has shit like this. In Chinese there are four tones where the exact same written word can mean four different things; they're all just pronounced slightly differently. The key is if you are able to understand it from context and I was able to read most all of those sentences without pausing and the rest with only a brief reread
Is that also the episode where he's scanning the mountains and he looks at this huge one and the guy is like no next to that one.......and so on and they keep getting bigger and bigger. Hahahaha......then he rides the guys frozen body down the mountain like a sled.
Also my third favorite quote....... while playing golf with Mr. Burns I believe: Mr. Burns- "The sand wedge Homer." "Mmmmmm........open face club sandwich."
The greatest line that is admittedly overused will always be - "To beer! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
faves: "All work and no play make Homer something, something" "Go crazy?" "DONT MIND IF I DO!!!" (goes crazy) "aww tomorrow we were going to find who the dish ran away with" "the spoon, bart" "of course!" and this is may be my all time favorite scene:
the x-files episode was a great one, homer had some great scenes in that - the lie detector - The alien has a sweet heavenly voice... like Urkel! And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel! - the billboard saying Die, then Diet and he screams louder at Diet - Homer on the treadmill
although my favorite lines come from Flanders "aaaaaaahhhh! purple drapes! i've always wanted purple drapes! Ahhhhhhhhhh!" and "feels like i'm wearing nothing at all! nothing at all! nothing at all!"
i KNEW that was wrong but it was a quick drive by and wasnt' thinking clearly. i will go hang myself in shame
Always lol at the "Ow. OWWWW! Oh they're defending themselves somehow" line, when the bees come after Homer's sugar.